The Missi & Brooke Show

Is it possible to astral project into an empty warehouse? Missi confronts Brooke about a missing 50th birthday photo book. Guest Joe D’Angio and the ladies discuss the etiquette of social media death announcements, the questionable safety of gravity bongs in High school, and the realization that Brooke hasn't bought cold cuts in four decades. Anyone else interested in a hallucinogenic revival of C...

Brooke reveals how beavers could someday destroy her marriage. Missi wants everyday to be Halloween so she can dress like a slut. Also, Brooke demands the medical license of Missi's gynecologist be revoked for having terrible music on hold. Website! Follow the show on Instagram! Stalk us on Instagram! Missi & Brooke Theme song written and performed by Zach Selwyn . Produced by Bradley Whitesid...

Missi is depressed, Brooke won't stop bragging about going to Europe, and Sara Rue is good at pickle ball. Also, Brooke calls Kleenex and they decide to sponsor us for $10 million an episode. Jenevieve comes back to read our tarot cards and Zooey has a surprise for everyone so please listen immediately! Website! Follow the show on Instagram! Stalk us on Instagram! Missi & Brooke Theme song wri...

A jet lagged Brooke is back from her (picture-less) European vacation with harrowing tales of airline veal stew. Missi processes being passed on a role for another actress and shares candid advice from her manager regarding "marketing value". If you've ever wondered about the meaning of the phrase "Heavens to Betsy" then you are in luck because the code has been CRACKED! Will this three-legged cha...

In this episode you get to meet our producer, Bradley, who Brooke believes looks exactly like Ryan Gosling. She becomes obsessed with his dog, Corabelle, while Missi spends a LOT of time explaining Black Mirror plot, and then Brooke reminisces about her unrelated, unrequited love for Colombo. Website! Follow the show on Instagram! Stalk us on Instagram! Missi & Brooke Theme song written and pe...

In this episode, Brooke yells a LOT and gets advice from Missi on meditating with YouTube and how to “book” her ‘Even Younger Frankenstein’ audition, which she DOES NOT TAKE! Also Missi shares her heartfelt thoughts on the very important American Tradition of watching football and drinking beer. Bradley says this is a “really good episode, it just takes 10 minutes to get it out there!” WELL, YOU A...

Everything you need to know about two people you never wanted to know anything about! Theme song written and performed by Zach Selwyn .

In this week's episode, Missi phones her friend Jenevieve to confirm the terrifying consistency of chia seeds and ponder: Would Brooke actually eat them to survive in the desert? Buckle up for a spicy ride to the moon! BYODC! Website! Follow the show on Instagram! Stalk us on Instagram! Missi & Brooke Theme song written and performed by Zach Selwyn . Produced by Bradley Whiteside at Stereovine...

***NOTICE*** Not to alarm you but we actually recorded this week's episode... well… this week! And we have a guest! This week we talk to psychic/medium Dakota Lawrence about “dead behind the eyes” AI actress Tilly Norwood. WILL SHE TAKE OVER?? And when are we going to get rich, famous, get Alzheimer’s and then die? Oh and the sound machine has returned! So sit back and enjoy; and for those of you...

Missi and Brooke are back with a brand new sound machine! In this episode we learn Brooke loves Pope stuff and Missi is bubbling with Alzheimer’s. We also talk to famous actor and the director of our pilot, Ian Harvie, who calls working with us "worse than herding cats". So listen immediately...then come and get your food pissbutt! P.s. This episode was recorded in April. Congratulazioni to Pope L...

Why is Brooke beefing with her language app? And how does Missi know so much about ADR side hustles? Tune in for chaos, caffeine and how to snort heroin if you can't find a straw in the latest episode of "The Missi And Brooke Show". Website! Follow the show on Instagram! Stalk us on Instagram! Missi & Brooke Theme song written and performed by Zach Selwyn . Produced by Bradley Whiteside at Ste...

In this episode you’ll meet actresses Missi and Brooke who have been friends for almost thirty years! Brace yourself to be educated on the origin of OnlyFoobs, PissButts, Fucktuplets, Andrea K Waters, and that death is inevitable. P.S. Due to Missi and Brooke's crippling procrastination, some content may be severely outdated. Website! Follow the show on Instagram! Stalk us on Instagram! Missi &amp...