The Ministry Of Silly Talk Comedy Podcast

The Area 51 Invasion made the internet fun again for a bit, Will Smith doesn’t know anything of importance, a large woman restrains her boyfriend and a kid admonishes his teacher for wearing PJ’s to his Kindergarten graduation. Tony has a podcast called Pod Caviar and a web site called shirtcaviar.com Figure it out Dial 847-665-9238 or eat all the dicks.   Tweet

I’m fresh off the plane from Chicago and back in the Ministry of Silly Talk.  The greatest birthday present of all time, apologizing to Kevin and marveling at the miracle of commercial air travel instead of being all Nikki Glaser about it.  Also, I caught a foul ball which makes me better than you. Check out Tony’s podcast Pod Caviar where you get podcasts and cop next level t-shirts a...

Tony and I sit down to explain that people who have not yet subscribed to Pod Caviar and One Graham Army are running out of time.  We’re done asking, we’re coming to see you and we really don’t mind.  Also, people overreact (shocker), I don’t know how calendars work and it’s my birfday. Check out Pod Caviar wherever you get podcasts and cop next level t-shirts by visi...

The current shenanigans involving Iran (Iranigans) had me thinking a lot about complete thermonuclear destruction.  Tony and I run down some of the best movies and documentaries to help ensure you’re done sleeping for a while. Check out Tony’s Podcast Pod Caviar where you get podcasts and visit shirtcaviar.com to cop next level clothing guaranteed to make the annihilation of humanity g...

Tony and I treat audio listeners to a special crossover episode that is neither Pod Caviar or One Graham Army.  We explore Jerry Lewis’ epic interview.  Clean it out of here.   Tweet

The true nature of fatherhood, VR space travel, OJ makes it tough to quit Twitter and a bar tending snuff film. Check out Tony’s Podcast Pod Caviar where you get podcasts Cop next level T-Shirts at shirtcaviar.com Yell at me by dialing (847)665-9238 Tweet

According to Outrage Twitter I am a racist homophobic piece of sh*t.  It’s news to me and Tony so I put on a pink shirt and discuss what bunched all the panties.  Shout out to Matt Snyder from CBS sports whose innocuous tweet about baseball brought all the noise to the yard. Beef?  Dial (847)665-9238 Check out Pod Caviar where you get podcasts and visit shirtcaviar.com to cop some next level...

Guess who’s back?  Back again.  Guess who’s back?  He’s not thin. Griff returns to the Podcast to foster some measured and intellectual dialogue regarding society’s most pressing issues. Get fantastic fantasy Baseball advise for the next two weeks by visiting -www.waivermonkey.com Dial 847-665-9238 to join in the conversation. *The Extra F is for Extra Fat Tweet

Tony and I encourage you to not feel guilty, the horror of holiday destination vacations, I “borrow” my daughters electric keyboard and we compose some chart topping music of yesteryear. Dial (847)665-9238 to join in the conversation. Visit ShirtCaviar.com and have your perception of reality forever fractured. Subscribe to Pod Caviar and One Graham Army or we’re coming to see you...

We run down the little known history of Mother’s Day, the greatest circle game prank EVER causes much saltiness in the Cubs front office, George Brett’s pants and the white dudes anthem. Check out Tony’s podcast Pod Caviar, available where you get podcasts and on YouTube. Visit shirtcaviar.com to cop that cloth. Tweet

Feliz Cindo De Mayo.  Tony and I use the occasion to blither about cultural appropriation, celebrate Mexican culture and watch a cat destroy an obnoxious girlfriend. Dial 847-665-9238 to get involved Visit shirtcaviar.com for exclusive One Graham Army gear and subscribe to Pod Caviar where you get podcasts Tweet

James Warner is a former Jehovah’s Witness.  In a break from our usual silliness, he joins me to discuss some of the fundamental flaws and inevitable abuses of power that come along with exploiting people’s faith for earthly gains.  I would like to extend a special thanks to James for allowing us to share in his personal experiences and opening my eyes to the scandals that are slowly b...

I return from taking a week off to further discuss Florida’s dinosaur problem, allying with the penguins, walking back our cynicism surrounding the black hole pictures and catch up on the goings on here at the ministry of silly talk. Cop exclusive Podcast T-Shirts including the new #TimesUp Dolphin T-Shirts at shirtcaviar.com Dial (847)665-9238 to get involved   Tweet

Tony and I discuss the glorious (yet hacky) nature of using “Florida Man” headlines to fill podcast time and accidentally find out about Kentucky Man’s dark exploits.  Plus a discussion about the future of space travel, pictures of black holes and the horrors of robotics. Subscribe to Tony’s Podcast Pod Caviar where you get podcasts and buy the new #TimesUp Dolphin shirt, t...

Tony and I have been trying to warn you idiots about Dolphins, Aliens and Cardinals fans for years but you would rather argue about race, politics and religion.  If you’re going to hate, hate the right things. *Excludes Dolphins, Aliens and Cardinals Fans. Tweet

The creator of the creator of this podcast joins me to discuss a wide range of topics including MLB rule changes that nobody asked for, Jerry “Stonewall” Lewis and why Cardinals fans are so atrocious. Find all things Patt and Possum music at charliewalden.com Tweet

Adam is a former law enforcement official and current slinger of suds.  He joins us to discuss booze, brutality and brotherhood. Expect Adam to become a regular around here. Dial 847-665-9238, leave a message & change the world Tweet

Tony and I sit down for a discussion that is fraught with portent.  I’m aging poorly, Pollen is fallout, effective heckling keeps the lower leagues alive and Kelly does Cosby. Get shirts that make your face hurt at shirtcaviar.com Subscribe to the goddamn YouTube channel! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7Jjy6QIch57WwS59MTh2hQ Tweet

Tony and I record on a Saturday and it confuses us.  We check out some big ass spiders, some obvious science and discuss the finer points of tricking women into getting eaten by bears.  Also, I’m not done with the farting preacher and as such we close with a tribute to one of the greatest American musicians and the man responsible for introducing me to the awesome power of fart humor. Dial (...

This week we take aim against some of the news cycle’s biggest P.A.G.A.N.s (People Against Goodness And Normalcy)  Jussie Smollett, PETA, Robert “Pastor Gas” Tilton and the NFL.  Also, I’m all in on the AAF so prepare to hear about it, a lot. Connect The Dots: Cantaloupe, Tortoise, Tragedy The proper video presentations are once again available on the One Graham Army YouTub...

About last week.  Also, new podcast producer Mike is here to fall on any future grenades, the new AAF may not usurp the NFL but something is better than nothing, racist $900 shirts and a call to the hotline reignites the lingering questions about El Chapo’s fate. Cop sick ass T-Shirts including the exclusive One Graham Army design at shirtcaviar.com Check out Pod Caviar where you get podcast...

As Chapo’s trial heads to deliberation, Tony and I examine the “revelations” related to the trial and the frivolity of the war on drugs.  Also, we learn about an “old penitentiary trick”. THIS EPISODE IS NOT INTENDED TO BE CONSUMED BY ANYONE ANYWHERE Connect The Dots: Dependent, King, Resident   Tweet

This week’s episode was constructed in its entirety using sound bites from previous podcasts, phonetic diphthong replication and Artificial Intelligence. Dial (847)665-9238 to get involved. Listen to Pod Caviar But shirts from your future textile overlord at shirtcaviar.com SUBSCRIBE Tweet

Human endeavors are in full focus this week as Tony and I explore the obvious results of putting stereo equipment in the desert and growing plants on the moon. Connect The Dots: Burn, Disarmament, Trees Tony hosts a podcast called Pod Caviar, available where you get podcasts. He also makes shirts, shirtcaviar.com is where you get those. Subscribe to my damn YouTube Channel. https://www.youtube.com...

Sports are over for Me and Tony until summer, so we talk about sports.  Also, the new “Connect The Dots” segment births America’s next great Rom-Com. Connect The Dots: Apple, In-Laws, Nightclub Check out Tony’s podcast Pod Caviar and cop dope T-Shirts at shirtcaviar.com Tweet