The Ministry Of Silly Talk Comedy Podcast

Martin Scorsese’s The Departed becomes less silly when you subtract the cast and add Muppets, if you hear this show and live in Georgia you could win free booze and Graham digs up one of his greatest musical creations. Dial 847-665-9238 and have your say Visit shirtcaviar.com and shirt yourself before Tony contracts Corona virus mixed with Typhus from living in Los Angeles. Subscribe to Pod Caviar...

This numerical milestone also comes with the unique challenge of evolving the podcast with the help of a new co-host, Adam.  Keep those videos and calls to the hotline coming and bear with us as we dive into yet another iteration of the podcast.  Thanks for coming along for the ride, in advance. Shop ShirtCaviar.com Listen to Pod Caviar where you get podcasts Dial 847-665-9238 right now! Tweet

Tony is moving to Los Angeles to further his career and we’re all super proud of him.  In what may be our last in-person podcast we stroll down memory lane from his earliest appearances on the show to his long run as my co-host.  This is a fantastic opportunity for General Baltimore but I’m gunna miss my buddy, dammit. Listeners, please dial (847)665-9238 and leave a message to let Ton...

X-Mas is over but we keep bringing the gifts.  A new workout option for couples has us excited about 2020, a person from Norway needs your butter and the most obnoxious Christmas toy of all time finds it’s way into the Ministry Of Silly Talk.  Also, big shout out to Lou Sassoles for hitting the hotline and to our Patrons Ross Plunkett & Mark Tanner. Dial 847-665-9238 and involve yourself...

Griff is in the house!  We talk about microphone discipline, hysterical accents, robot cops, and Jerry Lewis the gangster.  Warning: This episode contains irresponsible use of the soundboard. Dial 847-665-9238 and kick them nasty thoughts. Visit Patreon.com/OneGrahamArmy and support this podcast directly. Tweet

Tony and I breakdown another viral prediction about the collapse of society, the intolerant robots of the Boston PD and a holiday phone conversation with Original General, Fleaskiii. Dial 847-665-9238 Check out Tony’s Podcast Pod Caviar and go to shirtcaviar.com and shirt your pants. Tweet

Tony and I sit down to give thanks for Christmas themed child endangerment, raunchy demons and the Chinese organ harvest. Check out Tony’s Podcast Pod Caviar where you get podcasts.  Visit ShirtCaviar.com and go shirt yourself. Dial 847-665-9238 dammit. Tweet

For the first time ever, the military may save kids from making the biggest contractual mistake of their lives, I accidentally removed 25% of my face and clapping is violence.  Also, a retrospective on the hilarious 90’s comedy classic, Sling Blade. Dial 847-665-9238 or go to Hell. Check out Tony’s Podcast Pod Caviar and buy shirts at shirtcaviar.com Shout out to our inaugural patron,...

Episode 200 is looming. I have some ideas of what to do to mark the event but I am open to suggestions from the listeners. Then we travel all the way back to 2017 when I thoughtfully articulated my take on the most pressing issues of the day. Dial 847-665-9238 and help me help you. Visit patreon.com/onegrahamarmy to support this podcast directly Tweet

Will Halloween candy gives you diabetuhs?  Can any word, if repeated enough, be funny?  How many Chinese hit men does it take to a kill businessman?  Is this podcast offensive or are you worried about the wrong things? Check out Tony’s podcast Pod Caviar and visit shirtcaviar.com to cop some next level shirts. Got beef?  Dial 847-665-9238 Tweet

I’m actually done traveling for a bit and we are up and running to bring you the audio equivalent of candy corn.  Rats are driving, blenders are flying and someone is lying.  Plus some sick organ work by yours truly. Check out Tony’s pursuits by visiting shirtcaviar.com and subscribing to Pod Caviar wherever you get podcasts. Dial (847)665-9238 and tell me something spooky. Tweet

I’ve been traveling too much and I don’t know what time it is.  The following things are not working for me: The NBA, Communism and Whiskey Tide Pods.  Enjoy! Shout out to our inaugural Patron Ross Plunkett! Visit Patreon. Com/OneGrahamArmy to support this podcast directly. Check out Pod Caviar where you get podcasts and visit shirtcaviar.com to cop sick shirts. Dial 847-665-9238 or ea...

S.U.S.I.E. is a highly advance A.I. robot sent by some unknown entity to monitor mine and Tony’s conversations.  She is clearly a listener but maybe not a fan.  Otherwise it’s (strange) business as usual. Dial 847-665-9238, comply. Tweet

With the announcement that Boston Dynamics has released “spot” for the commercial market, Tony and I walk down what is coming and why you won’t do anything about it. Check out shirtcaviar.com and the podcast Pod Caviar wherever you surf the web or bump pods. Dial 847-665-9238, leave a message, kill a baby seal, change the world. Tweet

The heist of a golden toilet inspires the next great British Gangster/Larry The Cable Guy film, an All-Pro goes All-Poot, Quantum mechanics tells us that sex and soda are interchangeable and I remix an iconic West Coast Gangster track. Check out Pod Caviar where you get podcasts, visit shirtcaviar.com and subscribe… or else. Dial 847-665-9238 and kick them nasty thoughts. Tweet

I’m back from Miami and in the MST with Tony to discuss pooing with a stool, check out a Nazi theme park, watch a train wreck of a movie trailer sent in by Dr. Kevin Schmidt and learn about the “hirony off da negro pahlice mahn” Check out Tony’s podcast “Pod Caviar” wherever you get podcasts and visit shirtcaviar.com and cop dope torso accessories. Dial (847) 66...

My old man is back in the ministry of silly talk for a quick (family friendly) episode in which he proves he is the master of deciphering accents and we take a look at some brutal British cuisine.  Also, my daughter sits in to hear the commercial she recorded and play us out with some rubber chicken music. Visit charliewalden.com for all things possum. Dial (847)665-9238 Tweet

The NFL is back… I might not care.  Tony and I kick around unsubstantiated theories about what is killing the NFL and a discuss a possible solution involving little people and camels.  Don’t bring your kids.   Visit shirtcaviar.com to get some sweet torso accessories Dial 847-665-9238 to get some great life accessories Tweet

In honor of Labor Day and laborers, Tony and I discuss the importance of labor laws and work place safety practices with some help from Klaus the Forklift Driver & a host of graphic workplace safety videos.       Visit ShirtCaviar.com to get some sweet shirts and check out Pod Caviar wherever you get podcasts. Dial 847-665-9238 Tweet

Andrew Luck has made a powerful enemy in former RB OJ Simpson, a man is caught making sweet love to a beach ball and battle lines are being drawn in humanity’s war against dolphins.  Don’t get caught on the wrong side of history, folks. Dial 847-665-9238 Check out shirtcaviar.com for all your torso accessories and subscribe to Pod Caviar wherever you get podcasts. Tweet

In hopes of keeping listeners from haphazardly stumbling onto old content I will be curating classic episodes to be rebroadcast a couple of times a month along with a brief update on the state of the podcast. This inaugural installment features a classic response to a report from Shantell’s older sister about an EMP attack the government was planning in November of 2017.  Did this report thw...

Humans grooming rats in Baltimore, shaving cream penguins and we take a look the poster child for hugging your daughters and keeping them off social media. Check out Tony’s Podcast Pod Caviar where you get podcasts and go shirt yourself when you see the designs at shirtcaviar.com Dial 847-665-9238   Tweet

Great band names galore as we learn about the human build a bear lab in AZ, Siri starts recording when she hears your zipper and grandma got run over by a reindeer… but only if by run over you mean blown up and by reindeer you mean the US Army. Tony has a podcast called Pod Caviar and a clothing store you can visit at shirtcaviar.com Dial 847-665-9238 or eat a cooler full of dicks Tweet

I unveil a fool proof & guaranteed solution to climate change that doesn’t involve plagiarizing Bill Burr.  I also expose Tony to the GREATEST FILM TRAILER OF ALL TIME. Tony has a podcast called Pod Caviar and a clothing web site at shirtcaviar.com Figure it out. Dial 847-665-9238 and kick them nasty thoughts Tweet

We are celebrating the 50th Anniversary of the Apollo 11 Moon Landing by running down the impact of humanity’s greatest achievement both on our everyday lives and the more abstract consequences of the event. Tony has a podcast called Pod Caviar and a shirt company called Shirt Caviar. Figure it out. Dial 847-665-9238 and kick them nasty thoughts. Tweet