Dan Mersh/Kathryn Haywood
The Ministry Of Glib
Regular dispatches from The Ministry Of Glib, keeping the country glib since 2025. All glib dispatches written and performed by Dan Mersh and Kathryn Haywood.
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Episodes
Twelfth Dispatch 16.06.2026 20:16
Important update from the Ministry, please take note! As of midnight tonight, Port, Shops, Dating and Arguments have all been declared officially glib. Please amend your records accordingly. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Eleventh Dispatch 16.04.2026 17:08
We declare today, Gliberation Day! Yes, the Ministry is jubilant to report that this week: songs, confusion, daughters and offices are appallingly glib and you must amend your records immediately to reflect this. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Tenth Dispatch 09.04.2026 16:32
In these troubled times, worry not, the Ministry is here for you. This week you will be pleased to hear that Babies, Men, Theatre and Football have all been deemed completely glib. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Ninth Dispatch 02.04.2026 15:03
Greetings and salutations from the Ministry. Please amend your records to note that, this week, auditions, movies and restaurants have been declared extremely glib. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Eighth Dispatch 27.03.2026 19:22
An important dispatch from the Ministry. Please note that this week charities, vicars, cookery and hotels have been declared particularly glib, please amend your records to reflect this. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Seventh Dispatch 20.03.2026 11:39
The Ministry has reopened and for our first message we would like it to be known we have declared Taxis, Inventions and Voiceovers to be officially glib this week. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Christmas Dispatch 10.12.2025 33:40
A very Glib Christmas from all of us at the Ministry. We hope that your festive season is filled with glib and glib-related tidings. We'll see you all again in the new year!
Sixth Dispatch 12.11.2025 23:45
For our final regular dispatch of the year, the Ministry has declared most shops, restaurants, the concept of silence and the Bali Time Chamber to be glib. We will be back to deliver the traditional Christmas message of glib to the nation, but until then thank you for your attention in this matter.
Fifth Dispatch 05.11.2025 16:53
Clothes, guitars and balconies have been declared officially glib this week. Please make a note for your own reference.
Fourth Dispatch 29.10.2025 16:40
This week the Ministry declares yoga, duvets, drinks parties, walks and dentists to be thoroughly glib. Please take note and act accordingly.
Third Dispatch 21.10.2025 19:12
Glib Dicks, Dogs, Quizzes and Music.
Second Dispatch 14.10.2025 18:29
This week we take a look at glib doctors, dolls, bathrooms and trains. Remember: Stay Glib! That's an order from The Ministry Of Glib.
First Dispatch 07.10.2025 17:25
This week the Ministry is declaring crime, spelling and dating as glib. Finishing with a glib sneeze.
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