The Mindless Ramblings of Two Idiots

We're back, and with a vengeance (also with chips). Today we're answering some Yahoo Questions, also known as Yelp Questions. As the most brilliant minds of this generation, we alone are qualified to provide answers to these thoughtful, in-depth questions, such as: -Y do u all think cheerleaders r stupid? -Can you watch anime in heaven? -Are one minute and 60 seconds the same thing? Find o...

"Whimsical; a treat to listen to. Reese's should definitely sponsor them. If I was Reese's, I would sponsor them." -The New York Times GG and Ry become capitalists in this wonderful episode of madness. They talk about everything from special subscriptions to being rescued from near-death experiences by a gigantic jar of peanut butter to ASMR to ten-feet-tall feet. The whole thing reads like a 20-m...

We attempt to do a holidays-themed special episode... and it goes about as well as expected. Tiny George Washingtons, evil Santa, Pokémon quizzes, GG farting, and more abound in this wonderful journey of stupidity. 

Part one of the podcasting world's most epic adventure yet. GG and Ry take a deep, deep dive into the question of the century: is powdered cheese the opposite of sliced bread, and does that make it the worst thing? A dangerously long episode that starts off with casual Minions-related banter and ends off with Ry losing their mind (not GG's fault, for once). Stay tuned for part two.

On a beautiful day in the city of Sus, at the intersection of Silly Street and Amongus Lane, squished between a sandwich shop and a hattery (hat factory), is a radio station. In this radio station lives Mr. Georgenham Sandwich and Sir Personwitha Haton. They live there because their previous landlords, raccoons, kicked them out of the garbage can. But none of this matters, because these fine gentl...

What thieves, you may ask? Well, Ry tried to sing the Spiderman theme song and all they could come up with was thieves. Hilarious events unfold such as blinding GG with a laser, trying to infect him with Extra Mouth Disease, and being hit by a chair.

Hi, this is GG. Ry usually writes the episode descriptions but today, she can't. Not for any suspicious reason; she's just at... uh... the hedgehog farm. That's a place. This episode discusses a game of monopoly that we played yesterday, and absolutely nothing else happens. The FBI is not coming after me. Unrelated, but I have to go. For legal purposes this episode never existed. Tell them nothing...

This episode is dedicated to Jeff Kinney. Please listen to our podcast and we're sorry for mistaking you for Dav Pilkey. Please don't sue us. Today, we're hanging out with our cousins and chatting about an undiscovered species of caterpillar (will we name it Fat Bob? Listen and find out!), a blanket cult, and tubing accidents. And Jeff Kinney. Hi Jeff Kinney. Again, don't sue us.

This is a special episode where we discuss the dog we're going to get in October, the noise a bird makes before it dies, and the noise GG makes before he dies. Spoiler alert: It's this super weird laughing noise.

The title may or may not be the weirdest phrase you'll ever read, but it will make sense once you listen to the episode. GG gets his grubby little claws on a camera, and once again, Ry promises she is done, but it's not true. One of these days she'll crack for good. 

Ry's last words: STOP! I AM SO SICK OF YOU PLAYING PING PONG ALL THE TIME! WHY MUST YOU PLAY PING PONG WHILE WE RECORD? WHY??? AHHHHH! In other words, we attempt to discuss ghosts, video games and The Hunger Games but with spiders. Also included is The Dead Bread Song and Ry's mortal enemy, Mr. Ping Pong.

This one is old and we forgot to publish it. Oh well. Things like that happen. This was originally intended to be the first episode, but we published a work in progress instead. This means that every other episode before this has no context. There's a reason we're two idiots.