The Mics Are Open

The Mics Are Open

Comedy EN ↓ 573 episodes

A slightly skewed look at life through the lens of a group of radio presenters in Nairobi, Kenya. Every week G Money, Calvin, Neville, Ashley and Andy Young chop it up on topics that they probably have no expertise in, but some how it works! The Mics Are Open is a random journey that meanders through five very different lives. These guys are so good, you might even think that they are friends in real life!

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The Mics Are Open

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Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

#24 "You can't use my toothbrush!" 04.10.2019

This week the lads talk about whether it's politically correct to kiss after getting head. Andy wants to know how ladies feel when they have an orgasm, Calvin goes IN and G Money says don't use my razor to shave your pum pum ... Are you confused? So are we. Enjoy!

#23 "Wait 16 months for Pum Pum? - Are you mad?" 27.09.2019

This week the lads are up to their usual madness. Calvin announces his body count ... Andy wants "dirty talk" and G Money is hungover. Sounds like a recipe for madness .. and it is. Enjoy!

#22 "The Royal Penis is Clean Your Highness" 20.09.2019

This week the lads laugh their way through a hilarious episode. Calvin talks about becoming CALVINA, G reminisces about stupid shit done as a kid and how he snitched three times and Andy kinda wants to pierce his d**k

#21 - "Buy Your Own Data Bitch!" 13.09.2019

The podcast is LIT! this weeks, Calvin discusses favourite porn sites while G Money wonders why the Over 30s are mad at him and Andy, well Andy just does Andy!

#20 "But Just In Case the Feds are Listening" 06.09.2019

This week the lads come to you from the Boma Hotel in Nairobi. Calvin talks about girls who go missing for the weekend, G Money talks about using Find My Friends on the Iphone and Andy wants to be a passive weed smoker.

#19 - Everyone's got a f--king question 30.08.2019

This week it's all about you. the lads answer all the questions that you DM'd to them a few weeks ago on Instagram

#18 "We Don't Harm Civilians" 23.08.2019

The lads are back to discussing the confusions of life in this here Nairobi. Bari from MNE passes through and tells us about his "City Boy Summer" Andy fights the good fight while Calvin activates his "I'm a real African Man gene. G, for once, listens.

#17 - This Podcast Is Full of Sh*t!! 16.08.2019

This week finds the lads discussing the important things in life, like how to sh*t in the bush amongst other things. Calvin proves that men can have bad hair days, Andy climbs trees and G Money wants FIFA and conversation ... Sounds mad, It is.

#15 Tie me up but don't choke me! 02.08.2019

This week the lads talk about cheating. G admits to being choked (maybe) - Calvin is over his heartbreak and Andy tries to convince us that Noah's Ark was real

#14 - "What are we?" 19.07.2019

This week the lads are a bit more serious, they discuss changes in the workplace. G Money admits to being socially awkward, Andy tell us how to open condoms in the dark and Calvin is emotionally drained.

#13 - "Imagine No!" 12.07.2019

This week the lads discuss whether women change men. Andy tries to convince the squad that he's a saint, G tells a story that doesn't end with a smash and Calvin experiences "no" ...

#12 - "Sorry, we don't date broke guys" 08.07.2019

This week the lads talk about Bob Collymore's death. Calvin talks about creative ways to get freaky in the car. Andy brokes everyone and G dodges the relationship question.

#11 - "Sex on the 1st Date? Who does that??!!" 28.06.2019

The lads are back and today they are discussing if men gossip, G talks about vulnerability, Andy talks about sex on the first date and Calvin talks about coming back from war as a soldier with no dick.

#10 - Mandem! STOP!!! Don't Buy That Girl That Drink! 21.06.2019

This week the guys have a serious conversation about Money. Calvin explains why his wedding is costing 1000 USD, Andy shows his caring side and G tells us his being broke stories.

#09 - Big Dick Energy!! 14.06.2019

This week the lads discuss racism at Bars in Kenya, G says everyone hates everyone, Calvin hates on his uncle and Andy explains his Big Dick Energy!!!

#08 More Rounds Than AJ!! 07.06.2019

This week the lads discuss AJ's defeat. Calvin tells us how many rounds he's capable of, G Money talks religion and while Andy shows us that he paid attention in Bible class!!!

#07 - We Don't Eat White Meat! 31.05.2019

This episode finds the lads in a more serious mood, G complains about Sandals, Calvin advises you on who to sleep with in the office and Andy wants to be stay at home Dad!

#06 - These Are My Confessions! 28.05.2019

This week, the lads are late and they explain why! Calvin tells us what guys really talk about, G Money is questioned about his DM and Andy, well you just have to listen to hear Andy's confessions!

#05 Weed, Sex and Freaky Andy! 16.05.2019

Back on track, this week the lads discuss "hate" - G Money gets lifted talking about weed, Andy tells us all the places he has had sex .... in his mom's house, while Calvin talks about toilets and why no one should ever be "happy for him" - Strap up its a rollercoaster!

#04 Polygamy for Dummies 10.05.2019

The lads catch up with one of Kenya's top lyricists King Kaka. They ask him about Kenya's new polygamy law and ask if he's ever done anything illegal. Kadzo gate crashes and ends up making tea while denying her phone connects automatically to G's wifi ...

#03 We're gonna need more rubbers!! 02.05.2019

This week the lads discuss using condoms. Andy tells us about his "night" with a prostitute. Calvin hits it raw and G Money drinks during the 10am recording of the podcast ... but yeah, he doesn't have a problem

#02 Send Nudes!!! 26.04.2019

We are BACK!! This week Andy is all about sending nudes. G pours a drink when asked if he's an alcoholic and Calvin brings his business acumen to the strip club industry.

#01 Tinder or STDs - You choose!!! 19.04.2019

In Episode One, the lads discuss why taking buses can lead to the break up of the family. How G Money is weak for deleting his tinder. Calvin reveals that he's joining twitter and they discuss STDs. In between all that, you might learn something ...

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