The Mics Are Open

10 MINS TO KICK START YOUR MONDAY!! ALL CAPS!

This week its LIT!! G Money reveals what a "sister wife" is to the horror of Andy and Calvin. The lads discuss women marking their territories and of course THE CORONA VIRUS

Do you know about the Tuskagee Syphillis Experiment? Well if you don't you gon' learn TODAY! Another crazy Monday Minisode!

There's a new podcast record time and the lads aren't happy. Andy takes off his shirt to flex his imaginary six pack, Calvin tells us about cheat codes for single parents and G Money saves a friends marriage .. kinda.

The lads are back with your Monday Minisode. Today they discuss plastic surgery in Kenya and the shortage of Viagra in Nairobi.

The lads aren't happy today. It was announced that Andy would be leaving their morning show and it sparked a conversation about appreciation and how we handle change. Andy reveals what keeps him up at night and Calvin and G come to the realisation that it's just them again.

Time to kickstart your Monday with a small small injection of Madness. The Monday mini-sode this week touches on Moi's funeral and why Ruaka needs to be destroyed! Enjoy!

Back like we never left, this week the lads discuss whether they should be paying for Uber to import the gyaldem. We also touch on Kenyan porn use and end up with supreme wisdom from the ODB. It's a roller coaster! So strap in LOL

There's so much happening in the world right now and the 3 musketeers need to break it all down. This week the lads talk about the Corona virus, How tall Jesus was, underage preachers and Andy's Mom (who's HOT!! - Check his instagram)

As promised the lads debut their Monday Mini-sode. It's like a snack to keep you going till Friday's edition of the Mics are Open.

The lads are in fine form today. G Money asks Calvin if he would accept him as a father in law, Calvin's toe sucking comes back to haunt him and Andy is considered a dark horse. Plus which country in Africa has the worst looking chicks?

The boys go DEEP today and discuss everything from witch craft to men faking it .... financially. Calvin's mum is in the gym, G Money doesn't believe in black magic and Andy agreed with everyone LOL

This weeks conversation ranges from hoodies to porn, Prince Harry to Pum Pum. G Money says he isn't afraid of World War 3, Andy hates porn and Calvin is mad about sleeping at your in laws house.

This week the show comes from 2 cities. Nairobi and Accra. The lads discuss the festive season turn up and ask if people are really living in the moment. Calvin wants to rename January and And finds lingerie in G's living room ...

It's Christmas and the guys are in good form. Calvin discusses his Christmas Meal, Andy is facing a moral dilemma and G is laughing - A LOT - About the title, remember that famous song by Afro-Man? Well these guys had planned to record a podcast, but then .............

Pre Christmas Madness with your crazy trio. Andy is naked in Ashley's house at 3am, Calvin belongs to the streets and G Money has to pick up a cheque by 12pm ... Random

This week the lads celebrate the milestone of hitting 100000 streams. Calvin talks about care packages and good guys finishing last, G Money is brexit focused and talks about almost becoming a muslim and Andy wants to save more. Plus the usual banter!

This week the gang wants you to know that they love you, the problem is, they don't know how to say it. We talk about toxic masculinity and how there's so much we need to unlearn.

This week episode see the lads talking about how life has made all of us "internet content" - Summer Bunnies are told that they best have money when they come home this December!!

This week it's a mix of real life and fuckery. G is pissed off about a work email, Calvin is examining his Body Count Profit and Loss for 2019. Andy is playing with his balls ... basketballs. Enjoy!

The lads are back at it and this weeks podcast goes to some unexpected places. G Money is on the bench with Calvin and Andy playing psychiatrist. The conversation veers from dreams, to commitment issues to John Legends light "skinnedness" - You might learn something here. Stick around.

This weeks conversation goes from the intelligent to the banal .. as usual. G Money fresh from reading Things Fall Apart thinks he is Okonkwo. Andy knows the prices of dildos and Calvin wonders if he could be a second husband. Right.

This week finds the lads in a reflective mood. G Money drops a story that no one saw coming ... Calvin takes on dating women with kids and Andy is nervous about becoming an Uncle. This is the most vulnerable episode EVER!.

Everyone has been asking what happened to last week's episode .. Well we tell no lies here, listen to find out the truth. The lads are in good form today. Andy is still freaky, Calvin is still real and G Money is still broke.

This weeks episode is NUTS! The lads embark on conversations that move from whether Jesus had hoes for friends to what we could achieve if we didn't choke the monkey. Calvin tells us about his Mom's boyfriend and Andy is blowing peoples backs out. G Money asks when should you stop having sex .. Random as FUCK.