Tom Sargent

The Merchant Princelings

Fiction EN ↓ 82 episodes

Warhammer 30,000 Horus Heresy Podcast by three nerds who go to a lot of events and paint not a lot of models.

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Tom Sargent

Episodes

Episode 81: You Lucky Ducks, Greetings still fucks. 24.12.2025 1:54:46

Tonight, Will loves Heresy, Giles paints a horse and Tom sneezes too often.

Episode 80: Goldilocks and the 3 Terrain Types 13.09.2025 1:26:38

Tonight, Will gets the wet vac out, Giles beats a child and Tom knows a rule or two.

Episode 79: Where’s your shoes mate? 16.08.2025 53:08

Tonight, Will loses his shoes, Giles becomes Slim Shady and does not stand up and Tom plays Dr Frankenstein with Mk2 Tactical Marines

Episode 78: Kill Bill Vol.3 09.08.2025 2:09:04

Tonight, Giles spills precious discontinued paint, Will is a Terran veteran and Tom is gassy.

Episode: DROPSITE REVEAL 23.05.2025 39:25

Episode: DROPSITE REVEAL We were wrong…

Episode 77: Boyfriends 3 16.05.2025 1:57:28

Tonight, Tom buns it off for orange squash, Giles buns it off for a poo and Will is an Energy Vampire.

Episode 76: The Hollowmourn Nexus (The Shithouse Factor) 05.02.2025 1:57:51

Tonight, Tom says the word “comrade” too much, Will is wary of Salmon and GILES. IS. A. SHITHOUSE

Episode 75: An Entry to Hollowmourn 30.01.2025 1:27:21

Tonight we are all afraid of Medwell, because of the Implication. We discuss toms next event, the hollowmourn nexus, Necromunda and Trench Crusade flirtations.

Episode 74: Windmills and Farms 12.12.2024 1:28:30

Tonight, Tom reads you a shipping manifest, Giles laments a bashing and Will looks at the man in mirror (And seens the Ghost of Christmas Scrunt)

Episode 73: Autumnal Rambling 23.10.2024 1:22:06

Tonight, Tom gets a soapy curry, Will cannot get over Iron Hands and Giles says Heavy Shotters Dont know. Twice.

Episode 72: Warhammer World 10.09.2024 1:21:04

Tonight, Giles storms the Exhibition, Will cooks bolognese in an oven and Tom nearly garrotes a Waiter.

Episode 71: The Solar Shield 03.08.2024 1:51:14

Tonight, Will blames Neil for the weather, Giles has dog shit all over him and Tom farts live on air.

Episode 70: Old Heresy and Barbarus 14.06.2024 2:33:53

Tonight, Giles loved a prawn, Will gets no credit and Tom forgets 1st edition psychic phase.

Episode 69: The Shroud of Turmasgade 10.06.2024 2:04:58

Tonight, Giles farts again, Will confesses to using radio waves to redirect a magic fireball and Tom doesn’t know who’s attacking or defending.

Episode 68: Scouring of Barbarus Introduction. 26.05.2024 1:35:55

Tonight, the boys discuss Toms upcoming event The Scouring of Barbarus. Essential listening for anyone planning on attending.

Episode 67: The Solar War 06.05.2024 1:48:21

Tonight, Giles farts and blames it on a paintbrush, Will gets off on telling himself no and Tom forgets to talk about himself.

Episode 66: Boyfriends 2 30.03.2024 2:13:26

Tonight, Will does paperwork rather than podcasting, Giles eats a prawn and Tom goes 4-0.

Episode 65: Beachhead 01.03.2024 1:50:31

Tonight, Will eats a chicken ball in a cinema, Giles’ buns are slightly seeded and Tom has an illicit midnight hobby meet.

Episode 64: Apple Grumble 02.02.2024 1:30:18

Tonight, Will messes up the Intro, Giles messes up the recording and Tom messes up his Boarding shield.

Episode 63- “Quite Nice Actually” 12.01.2024 1:50:08

Tonight, we finally discuss and debate each other’s issues with the FAQ. Tom’s Internet crashes the show, Giles says suck your mum a lot and Will has an existential crisis on 4 dimensions.

Episode 62: Warhammer World 06.01.2024 1:29:03

Tonight, Tom has a domestic so has no idea what happened. Presumably Will won some games and Giles was a pipe.

Episode 61: Tooth And Claw 14.12.2023 1:55:20

Tonight, Tom learns what Bingo is, Will uses a radio to redirect a ball of fire, and Giles has a meltdown.

Episode 60: The Beacon Turmasgade 17.11.2023 1:57:08

Tonight the boys discuss toms recent outing to burgess hill and the event ran by the HotH boys.

Episode 59: Malmö 10.11.2023 2:26:16

Tonight we discuss the Swedish event Malmo, and the value of going from the UK

Episode 58: The Storm Song 23.10.2023 1:28:55

Tonight, with Giles and Will being mr worldwide’s, Tom is joined by Neil and Reece from Attrition gaming who both attended The Storm Song to give it a run down.