The Mental Midgets Podcast

They’ve been warning us for decades about the dangers of A.I. - have you been paying attention? Join The Midgets as we discuss how artificial intelligence plays a role in our daily lives and how we feel about it - is the risk worth the reward? Always welcome feedback! vargas@mentalmidgets.net

What an amazing year it’s been for The Mental Midgets! After a few weeks off, join us for a recap of our first year of podcasting - we’ve covered a lot of territory, and look forward to exploring new and exciting topics as we close in on 2024. We appreciate all the love & support (as well as the hate and shit talk) and always welcome feedback and suggestions! With ❤️ - Chulo & Mr Vargas

What’s your body count? Does it matter? Are you on Team Vargas and rarely say “NO” to practice? Or Team Chulo and step outside the lines ethically? Do you prefer a girl that knows her way around your grundle or someone you gotta teach? We know what Vargas likes - No wrong answers here! Join us this week as Vargas and Chulo discuss why promiscuity isn’t necessarily a negative - feedback and input i...

Join us this week for look into our Dreams - What are they? What do they mean? Armed with zero scientific evidence and a bit of humor, Vargas and Chulo bounce ideas off each other in an attempt to make sense of another topic that makes no sense. As always, the discussion moves in a few directions, and the laughs follow. Feedback is always appreciated! vargas@mentalmidgets.net

What are your thoughts on magic mushrooms? Just a Psychedelic Trip or something more? Join us as we discuss the possibilities that come with consuming Hallucinogens - opening your mind to alternative realities and connecting to nature. We explore our personal experiences with them and touch on the history of how previous civilizations used them and why. We’d love to hear about your experiences! Va...

The universe is a crazy place - how powerful is the mind? What do we know about energy and frequency? Can you manifest something by thinking it alone? Join us as we explore our own experiences with the law of attraction - whether it’s mushing sports bets and attracting edible asses with Vargas or Kundalini and Tantric Sex with Chulo…there’s no shortage of laughs this week. Feedback and comments al...

Happiness. What is it? Where do you find it? Are you like Chulo and find it in an edible and playing GTA? Are you like Vargas and find it in masturbating 25 times a week and making fun of transsexuals on TikTok? Are you just unhappy? Join us for a few laughs as we discuss how we find joy in this world - usually at the expense of others! Would love your feedback - vargas@mentalmidgets.net

Welcome to a new episode of the Mental Midgets Podcast, where we jump right into a wide range of topics that will leave you both entertained and informed. In this episode, we explore the depths of the OceanGate Debacle, and hypothesize about what is really going on. But that’s not all – we delve into the intriguing interests of our co-host, Vargas. Brace yourself as he shares his unique fascinatio...

On this week’s episode of “The Mental Midgets Podcast”, we tackle the topic of conspiracy theorists and the stigma they face. In this episode, we explore the reasons behind the negative perceptions surrounding conspiracy theorists and dive into the psychological dynamics at play. We share personal experiences, research, and insights, offering a balanced and nuanced perspective. From exploring the...

Get ready for a hilarious ride with the Mental Midgets as they expose the outrageous absurdities of double standards in our society. In this side-splitting episode, our hosts dive into the comically nonsensical aspects of these contradictory rules that govern our lives. With wit, satire, and a healthy dose of humor, they highlight the most preposterous double standards across various domains, from...

This week, join Vargas & Chulo as they dive into the intricacies of satisfaction and delve into the question of whether all desires can truly be met. They also tackle the often sensitive topic of keeping one's turn-ons private. They explore the complexities and nuances surrounding the decision to share or keep sexual fantasies hidden, while considering the potential impact on relationships and soc...

Join us as we explore the captivating notion of what would happen if everything we thought we knew turned out to be false. From scientific theories and historical narratives to personal perspectives and societal norms, Vargas & Chulo embark on a journey of intellectual curiosity and examine the profound implications of such a revelation. Prepare to have your assumptions challenged and your worldvi...

Join the Mental Midgets in their latest episode as they fearlessly delve into the controversial realm of woke-ism, exploring the troubling state of our society in 2023. Brace yourself for an unfiltered conversation that exposes the prevalence of hate, division, and overall absurdity that seem to reign supreme. In this thought-provoking episode, the hosts fearlessly tackle the concept of woke-ism a...

In this week’s episode, The Mental Midgets dive into the topic of what men find attractive in women, and what they don't. From physical traits like big butts and fake breasts, to personality characteristics like confidence and intelligence, they explore the different factors that influence male attraction. They share their personal perspectives and experiences, and discuss how societal and cultura...

Welcome to The Mental Midgets podcast, where we explore the unconventional and bizarre side of life. In this episode, we dive into the world of weird side hustles. From selling feet pics online to running an OnlyFans account, we uncover some of the most unusual ways people make money these days. We'll be discussing the ins and outs of these alternative income streams, including the ethics behind t...

Welcome to the latest episode of The Mental Midgets, where we dive into the world of dating and relationships. In this episode, we'll be talking all about first dates: the nerves, the excitement, and everything in between. So, whether you're a seasoned dater or just getting back into the game, be sure to tune in for some laughs and insights on first dates. Twitter: @the_midgets Facebook: @thementa...

In this episode, Chulo & Vargas take a lighthearted approach to the serious topic of expectations and limitations, with a focus on sex…like usual! Join us for an entertaining conversation as we share our personal experiences and opinions on the subject. We explore the stereotypes and myths that exist around sexuality and gender, and we share our own stories of how these expectations have affected...

Climate Mental Health Issues? I wish Kamala would stick to what she’s food at - blowing mfs! 😂 This week we tackle some silly things that got some traction online - fat Russians slapping each other - the cocaine bear - and losers still stealing catalytic converters. Wtf - and our throat-a-licious VP embarrassed us AGAIN. Twitter: @the_midgets Facebook: @thementalmidgetspodcast tiktok: @mental_mid...

Join us as we try to get a grip on some current events - from Nikki Haley’s Competency Test for Biden to the J6ers to Nancy Pelosi’s Big Ass Tits - where TF did they come from? Holy Moly - let’s GOOOOO Twitter: @the_midgets Facebook: @thementalmidgetspodcast tiktok: @mental_midgets

After a nightmare start to 2023, we’re back at it - join us for a little recap on the new year, and some random nonsense from Vargas. From current events to body counts, we find laughs anywhere we can ❤️. Twitter: @the_midgets Facebook: @thementalmidgetspodcast tiktok: @mental_midgets

Today, Vargas & Chulo tackle a topic that everyone has an opinion on! What’s YOUR favorite sex position? How vanilla is Vargas? How often do middle aged women’s knees crack? How long can you go in reverse cowgirl? Are some of these positions dangerous? We…shall…see! (Any gymnasts please feel free to email me - vargas@mentalmidgets.net) Twitter: @the_midgets Facebook: @thementalmidgetspodcast tikto...

Vargas & Chulo attempt to get a firm grip on the topic of masturbation. What’s your style? How many times a day? Can you keep up with Vargas and his 2 a day minimum? Does letting one rip onto the computer screen fill you with shame? You’re not alone! ✊🏻💦💦💦 Twitter: @the_midgets Facebook: @thementalmidgetspodcast tiktok: @mental_midgets

Join us for a Q & A with our homie Gaylord! Think you know what a Twink is? How about an Otter? Bear Top? From Coming out to Grindr - laugh with us as Vargas and Chulo realize how little they really know! Twitter: @the_midgets Facebook: @thementalmidgetspodcast tiktok: @mental_midgets

Friends with Benies? Or Headaches? Can platonic relationships exist? Jump inside the minds of Vargas and Chulo as they talk in circles about something that much wiser men have pondered for eternity! Why can't women just be ok fucking?? Twitter: @the_midgets Facebook: @thementalmidgetspodcast tiktok: @mental_midgets

We try once again to discuss Phobias and of course get way off course  Twitter: @the_midgets Facebook: @thementalmidgetspodcast tiktok: @mental_midgets