The Memoirs of Finally Abrams

After a citizen's arrest gone awry, Finally finds himself trapped alone and forgotten in Porkborough's Shopping Centre, Wageslafery , on Christmas. Or so it seems. We also hear an extract from his most recent seasonal novella,  The Way Most Jingled , about curmudgeonly miser, Edgergeezer Gooch, learning the error of his ways. Finally Abrams will be back in 2026.

Finale Abrams. In the series 1 finale, Finally has to play the role of parent after finding something strange in the cistern of Chip Slinger, a well-to-do fellow from Phaseolus's golf club. We also hear a snippet of Wood War Two , Finally's latest historical fiction about a marooned fighter jet pilot trying to stave off the insanity and loneliness found on a desert isle. Fear not, Fanall...

Finally becomes embroiled in the criminal underworld of Porkborough, working from all angles to crawl back to his simple life of handiwork and novel writing. Also, we get a snippet of his new book,  The Lilies of the Lake , a quaint romance novel set during the olden British regency.

Finally decides to stage a hostage situation after a publisher refuses to sell his latest story. Also, we get a snippet of Finally's manuscript, Little Bakery of Whorers.

While Finally does the lighting rig for the main catwalk at West Bonkshire Fashion Week , famed lead supermodel Fluffy Orning goes AWOL. Who will stand in as her replacement? Also, we get a glimpse of Finally’s new rhyming novel, There’s a Rod in My Cod .

In effort to teach his son how to be a man, Phaseolus takes Finally camping in the Bonkshire Forest despite fears of an ominous entity in the woods. Also, we get a snippet from Finally's newest Sci-Fi romance,  Peter's Pendulum , about a man who can time travel by using his male part.

Finally has found love, but will his new girlfriend get in the way of his love of writing and handyman work? Also, we hear an excerpt from his story, Stalemating , about a promiscuous woman trying to break the curse that turned her into a witch

Finally's latest story is a hit! Only trouble is it was released under a pseudonym and no one believes he was the real author. Will he be able to claim ownership? We also hear the first chapter from this story, 1 Bird, 2 Stones, 3 Culprits , about 3 friends on the lam during the Great Depression after one of them murdered a Farmer.

During a blizzard, Finally holes up in The Underskirt, an isolated historic hotel in the countryside, with only Dappy the bellhop to keep him company. Can Finally stave off impending insanity whilst suspecting Dappy of stealing his last bag of crisps? Also, we get an extract from his latest horror tale, Spankenloin Escapes, wherein a crazy scientist tracks down a monster he built out of spare geni...

Finally helps Geraldine track down a thief, but they must infiltrate the cheesy fortress of the Wensleydale Creamery. Also, we get a snipped of Finally's newest fantasy epic,  In Search of the Six Wizzlets .

After another publishing rejection, Finally consults with a local anarchist to see if he can put his latest sci-fi story in their weekly zine to gain exposure. We also get a sample from the sci-fi epic, Invasion of the Gorblanxians.

Finally is presented with an amazing but tricky situation: He's hired to do the decking of a renowned publisher - maybe he can finally catch a big break, or maybe he'll look like a pillock when he tries to pitch his story to a client. Also, we get an excerpt from Finally's latest  Gothic vampire horror, Sweat and Blood.

Angry at Carlene Shoerack's latest hit medieval romance novel, Finally Abrams decides to write a historical fiction of his own to rival. So, Finally takes his dad, Phaseolus, and love interest, Geraldine, on a research-oriented historical road trip to Pickering Castle, but not everything goes to plan! We get a flavour of Finally’s newest book,  A Naughty North Sea Morning.

Finally decides to dedicate his next novella to his mother, who passed away during childbirth. Unfortunately, just as he gets going with it, he's hit with writer's block. Now, he must turn to his closest allies to get him out of his creative rut! Also, we get to hear the epilogue from Finally’s murder mystery novella,  Solomon Catscratch & The Visitor Centre Phantom.

Welcome to Porkborough, West Bonkshire. And introducing...  Finally Abrams, handyman by day, [unpublished] sexual renegade gentleman writer by night! In today's excerpt from his diary, Finally has another rejection from a publishing house and tries to balance the sadness it brings while having to fix up the Rovers' skirting boards. We also meet Phaseolus (his potty-mouthed father) who is...