The Mediocre Podcast

In episode 59 of "The Mediocre Podcast", the boys return for a special offseason episode demanded by the people. Host Nic and Producer Kendall welcome fan favorite Buck back to the pod to get a life update and hear Buck rationalize why Pittsburgh is actually a good place to live. A special Champion's Corner performance of the new OnlyFAM single "It's Not Gay" ushers in a new era of musical flair f...

In Episode 58 and the season 3 finale of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, Producer Kendall celebrates the first back-to-back championships in league history with a lyrical undressing of 2nd place finisher and definitely not above the Tetas, Peter; it’s not gay if it’s your bro. ZBreezy tops off the Trade Messiah with his first musical appearance on the pod before hosts Nic and Alex get on their knees for t...

In Episode 57 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, Alex calls the league to action with a heartfelt plea to do away with relegation. In the spirit of Festivus, the guys participate in a group therapy session airing out their grievances and working towards a common goal: inclusivity and minimizing crash outs over fantasy. A sick Producer Kendall forgoes what is likely to be his final Champion’s Corner, inste...

In Episode 56 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, we welcome our first (and only) sponsor to the show: Ray with Manta Ray Networks. Obese French women and a questionable male-only hot tub soak rule this mediocre appearance, but things get spicy when the guys ask Ray a question on everyone’s mind: what’s the USVI barge scene like? Later on, Daddy Yanick announces he’ll never be able to sleep 8hrs again with...

In Episode 55 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, it’s do-or-die week for several members of FAM with playoff aspirations. Nic goes sober-curious on a recent trip to the USVI, while Alex questions why Nic wouldn’t take advantage of the ability to drink and drive down there. FAM After Dark is in full effect with Alex sharing his newfound coke habit before Producer Kendall waxes poetic with a stream-of-thoug...

In Episode 54 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, fantasy football takes center stage as the guys go in on JT’s yoked team a la the side of Kevin Patullo’s house. With the margins for playoff spots thinning, every scenario is meticulously analyzed like Nic with players’ trade values (10+ hours/week, but he doesn’t care about fantasy). Twenty-five trade offers later, serial trade grapist TamBreezy sets the...

In Episode 53 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, the guys settle back in after a tumultuous few weeks with topics ranging from Turkey Day traditions (McDonalds?) to why Nein is not the future in Minnesota. Producer Kendall finds the next great talent at Mediocre Records with the debut of SNODBreezy’s hot single “Turkey Day Rap” in this week’s Champion’s Corner. With the fantasy playoffs just around the co...

In Episode 52 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, the guys navigate fallout from last week’s nuclear detonation on trade graping. Alex breaks a record for quickest back-to-back WTF worthy moments before Nic hops back on the Eagles (defense) bandwagon. After pressing the Red Button last week, ScarBreezy and KDot return with an audio olive branch for FAM: Lo Siento and Villa Nights. It’s the dog days of the...

In Episode 51 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, controversy surrounding convicted trade grapists Nic and JT engulfs FAM in this 7am episode. Host Alex celebrates his birthday with another cancel-worthy performance, confirming a disturbing truth: his interest in self-cannibalism. In a timely Champion’s Corner, ScarBreezy returns to the booth along with KDot to push The Red Button after the league’s trade...

n Episode 50 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, the boys talk about a big L for the podcast as mediocre celebrates its 50th episode. FAM visits uncharted waters with the first interview for a new member since Brett’s casting couch debacle; Tom tries to explain why branding a poor girl makes him a good fit for this group in the midst of hard-hitting questions from all sides. In a special Champion’s Corner,...

In Episode 49 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, Alex leans in to his curious side going cannibalistic before NBA and golf talk gets this podcast back to its roots. Later, Nic is put on trial in fantasy court for a questionable trade with record-tying last place manager Michael before Producer Kendall brings Nic to the Champion’s Corner for a behind-the-scenes look at how mediocre gets cooked up (cannibal...

In Episode 48 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, the child neglect has gone too far; Alex serves his baby daddy Nic divorce papers before the two have a heart-to-heart to mend hurt feelings and repair the relationship. Elsewhere, Maybach Bolak makes his return to the pod in the Champion’s Corner where he reveals just enough of his secret recipe without spoiling the Noggy-licious mystery behind the best se...

In Episode 47 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, a mystery reverse jinx is investigated by the guys before this week’s would-you-rather involving search history reveals vs login difficulties. The guys recap an eventful week in fantasy with lots of movement up and down the ranks, and Michael makes his return to the Champion’s Corner to discuss his feelings on an 0-6 start and what it’s like to be chasing a...

In Episode 46 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, Alex makes his return with a truly unsettling take on cannibalism before the guys, along with special guest host JT, navigate the dangerous waters of cancel culture over several controversial topics. Later on in the Champion’s Corner, Buck addresses the hate head-on with some embarrassing trade receipts from host Nic. In the season’s first ad, “Gritta’s Gra...

In Episode 45 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, Alex is too busy guzzling Guinness overseas to co-host meaning it’s time for auditions again. League Commissioner and regular relegation-competitor Ryan takes over co-host duties with some steaming hot takes on reading and Bryce Young before more Eagles talk from sad-boy Nic leads to another likely 15% WoW decrease in audience numbers. Later on in this medi...

In Episode 44 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, the guys discuss a reverse jinx in fantasy matchups: is it ethical? Is Nic a sore loser? Are the people tired of hearing about the Eagles on this podcast? Producer Kendall has enough of the birds talk with an earlier-than-usual Champion’s Corner featuring Mr. 11th out of 10 himself Spencer explaining his feelings in regard to Matthew Berry’s personal attack...

In Episode 43 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, there’s (no) order in this Fantasy Court as the guys put themselves and their fellow fantasy managers on trial for questionable trade offers. After recapping a mediocre week 2 of fantasy and NFL action, Will makes his return to the Champion’s Corner (Editor’s Note: Will is NOT the champion, that’s Producer Kendall AKA the GOAT) with his usual stream of BS a...

In Episode 42 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, the Fantasy Godfather himself Matthew Berry makes his Mediocre debut with a special intro and appearance in the Champion’s Corner alongside Producer Kendall. Yes, it’s actually him not some A.I. BS, and no he does not actually co-sign this show whatsoever (...yet). Elsewhere in this episode, hosts Nic and Alex discuss this season’s FAM fantasy team names an...

In Episode 41 and Season 3 debut of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, Commisioner Ryan welcomes us back with a mediocre poem before Jayden Daniels, Devon Achane, and Ja'Marr Chase remind everyone in FAM who the champion is (it's Producer Kendall AKA the GOAT). Hosts Nic and Alex turn this into a golf podcast before a heartful euology to our relegated last-place finisher Spencer. After JT does some weird stu...

In Episode 40 and the Season 2 finale of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, a new League Champion is crowned as Producer Kendall takes his rightful place on the throne. Alex laments what could’ve been in the closest Championship final in league history, while Nic insists on making Tanner McKee a thing. A last-minute Dontayvion Wicks lineup addition is discussed (don’t ask, still won) before the hosts pour on...

In Episode 39 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, Nic makes his return to the pod for Championship Week armed with vitriol for Alex and his perceived fraud team making it to the ’ship against Producer Kendall. Division 2 takes a victory lap while breaking down their semi-final wins before recapping Christmas. The FAM Minor Leaguerz return from hiatus to discuss the Belichick hiring, Heisman awarding proces...

In Episode 38 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, Nic loses another round against technology as he misses this pod episode due to (more) tech issues. Will ScarBreezy the goat steps in on short notice to bring his mediocre takes on everything from relegation to Penix Jr. going full penetration on the NFL, and Alex does his weekly best to get cancelled with a detailed look into his homo-erotic dream involvin...

 hIn Episode 37 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, Alex loses his first head to head battle of the year in a brutal fight against phonics as “gallbladder” and “vehemently” take him to the tarp. After Producer Kendall provides a rundown of fantasy playoff scenarios, Brett and Will return for a Minor Leaguerz segment bemoaning the Green Wave’s recent loss while simultaneously making verbal love to the SEC....

In Episode 36 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, the boys rise and grind at 5AM MST to record a surely mediocre episode full of pause-worthy moments from all 3 participants. After a warm-up period, Alex goes nuclear on social media babies before a sad discussion over Michael’s masochist tendencies as it relates to his own fantasy football team. Note from Producer Kendall: Thanks Michael! After a brief CMC...

In Episode 35 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, host Nic recounts a harrowing flight experience into the Galapagos where he could’ve used Aaron Rodgers to land that Jet. After more Galapagos talk, the guys recount the opposite of a mediocre witching hour from last week’s NFL action. The Minor Leaguerz return with the addition of ScarBreezy for a rousing discussion on the state of college football; howeve...