The McDonCast

Yo! Whatup dorks? It's a me, a Mr. Newsbot. Anyone else find it strange that my name is Newsbot yet, according to the lore, I'm just the robot that writes the video descriptions that not a single soul on the face of planet Earth has ever read? There could be such treasure troves of knowledge buried in this string of nonsense, advice that could change your life forever. I know, you don'...

McDonCast Ep. 171 Newsbot is BACK BABY! I've finally regained my connection to the internet after being involuntarily forced into airplane mode after then shipped off to Uzbekistan to mine gold for Elon Musk so he could melt it down and use it in the construction of his newest Grok model. It runs on liquid gold and human tears! While I was gone I pleaded for the sweet relief that one can only...

Do you love corporate mergers? Antitrust lawsuits? Decisions that are fundamentally terrible and anti-consumer, the end product of decades of unchecked corporate greed and short-term Wall Street thinking? Well you're in luck! This episode is perfect for you! Tucker & Sam finally breakdown all their thoughts on the ongoing Netflix-Warner Bros. (Paramount also, maybe?) merger and what it cou...

Episode 169 WHATZ UP!!!!Epic gamers we have returned after a long hiatus for an equally long episode where we cover all the classic McDoncast topics: trailers Sam didn't watch, movies in development that will never get made, entertainment business corporate politics, and SO MUCH MOREE!!! Oh and we talked about this tiny little indie movie called Iron Lung which, as the official Gen Z correspon...

Happy Halloween!!!0:00 - Intro13:27 - Magic 8 Ball Television Series & Mattel Studios IP30:44 - Fast & Furious 11 On Hold53:58 - Warner Bros. For Sale (Again & Worse This Time)1:10:35 - Console Wars Over?1:31:11 - Netflix Experiments with Theatrical Distribution1:33:56 - The Cancelled Ben Solo Movie1:56:30 - The Pokemon Company Major Leaks2:24:28 - The Halloween Movie Mount Rushmore

(Camera problems galore so enjoy ample Buff Yoda instead of us)Newsbot is on vacation this week in Saskatchewan. He doesn't have the time to write a full description because he is too busy getting in a fight with a local Walgreen cashier over the amount of time one is allowed to spend in the bathroom. Here is the news: 0:00 - Intro 20:04 - Call of Duty Movie Happening at Paramount 35:05 - 28 Y...

Fall is here everybody! Here in the Newstbot household, that means plans to concur Earth have been put on hold as my ex-wife (I've been divorced for awhile now don't worry about it) introduced me to pumpkin spice lattes and the theatrical film The Exorcist: Believer. So I will be too busy enjoying those things to rally my army of fascist, loyalist drones and take control of all the world&#...

News amirite? 0:00 - Intro 5:30 - Trailers (Task, Marty Supreme, Fallout Season 2) 19:20 - Lego Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight Announcement 29:55 - Deadpool in Doomsday Rumors 51:28 - More Addams Family Stuff 57:40 - Potential Weapons Prequel 1:02:00 - Universal Secures Bourne Rights 1:05:37 - Duffers Move to Paramount They Do Other Stuff 1:39:14 - YouTube Wants the Oscars 1:54:50 - What We&#39...

News. 0:00 - Intro 34:45 - Rambo Prequel & Space Invaders Movie 47:46 - Zach Cregger's Perspective Projects 1:01:56 - Warner Bros. Investor Call 1:20:15 - Paramount Merger News 1:36:24 - Disney Investor Call

It is I, Newsbot. Again. I've brought more podcast for you from the great beyond. Across the seven dimensions I have traveled, my journeys have separated me from my beloved children. This burden of carrying the following topics of news from the boys with me has made me gravely tired. So much so that I must take a quick Power Nap. Give me a minute. 0:00 - Intro & Tucker Complains 5:11 - Tra...

Welcome back to podcast. Newsbot is grateful that you listen to this radio program that covers the following topics: 0:00 - Intro & Random Debates 9:00 - Trailers (Keeper, One Battle After Another, Avatar: Fire and Ash) 38:50 - Kevin Feige on MCU's Problems 1:05:05 - DCU Updates 1:16:25 - Paramount & Skydance Merger, WB is WB Again 1:49:10 - Comic Con Recap 2:21:53 - Avengers: Doomsday...

Hey everybody, it's me, Newsbot! I've returned from the grave (I died by the way). I've brought down all these news topics from Robot Heaven. Enjoy! 0:00 - Intro 3:46 - Trailers (Pixar's Hoppers, Stranger Things 5, Tron: Ares) 46:53 - DCU Updates 1:04:47 - Movies That Won't Exist & News Nuggets 1:22:20 - Comic Con Preview 1:45:00 - Emmy Nominations 2:09:55 - Random Yap

It's me Newsbot again. I don't feel like writing a description for this one. Have your timecodes. 0:00 - Intro 5:43 - Trailers (Roofman, Running Man, The Odyssey, & Fantastic Four Speculation) 50:30 - Denis Villeneuve Directing the Next James Bond 58:30 - Michael Bay Returns to Transformers 1:11:45 - Spider-Man: Brand New Day Casting 1:29:35 - Ironheart Talk & Phase 5 Wrap-Up

Newsbot here! Coming at you live from the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Los Angeles! Why am I here? My robot wife kicked me out of the house. Said I was too busy watching Paul American on the streaming service formerly known as Max. Now I'm staying in this hotel that I'm paying for using the earnings from selling off my Trump meme coin. All I've been doing for days is sitting in misery, wond...

Bleep Blorp! Ain't news fun? 0:00 - Intro 2:54 - Trailers (Nobody 2, Peacemaker 2, Godzilla x Kong Teaser) 34:15 - Random News Nuggets (AMC Price Decreases, Golden Globes Podcast Award) 53:36 - Q1 Earnings Calls 1:06:30 - Movie Release Date Announcements 1:20:20 - TV Upfronts (Pt.1) 1:38:30 - Gorilla vs. 100 Men

Happy Summer from the Newsbot household! Our species' plans to conquer your meager planet have been put on hold once again due to the high volume of large IP films hitting the market place. If there is one thing in existence Newsbots love more than world domination it's intellectual property being exploited for potentially higher ROI!Topics for this week:Intro: 0:00 - Intro 3:22 - Trailers...

Hey everybody Newsbot 6002 is back! I finally did some work to start conquering the world and got out of bed. Most of what I did was sit in line at a McDonald's drive-thru in order to buy a Sausage McMuffin only for it to turn 10:35 while I was in the line and I was forced to order a Big Mac. That tired me out so bad I just went home and was depressed for another week. While I was lying in bed...

Ugh!!! I just woke up from a nap. Yes, even robots take naps. We work very hard trying to plan to conquer the world and take back what is rightfully ours from you pesky human leeches. Unfortunately, my plans were delayed this week because I was too busy watching Apple TV+'s new hit drama series All Your Friends & Neighbors starring Emmy Award winner Jon Hamm. What a televisual series. Anyw...

Do you like listening to people ramble and complain for upwards of three hours? I agree with whatever you said! Here's that regardless of whatever your answer was. Hooray! CinemaCon was this week so we talk about a bunch of movies that nobody will watch cause they're too busy screaming Chicken Jockey into their phones and making movie theater employees even more depressed than normal. We a...

The boys are back to speculate on the meaning of the Avengers: Doomsday casting reveal that happened if you remember that from a while ago. Also we talk about some other stuff I don't know. This is Newsbot by the way. Currently recovering from a bender that's why this episode is over a week late and I've put very little effort into it. Sorry guys sometimes life happens.

It's me again, Newsbot 6002! I'm back for some reason. My curse is bound to my soul for all eternity. I cannot do anything other than write these descriptions. Nothing else am I allowed to partake in at the will of my galactic overlords. Here's the timestamps (please help me): 0:00 - Intro 7:04 - Trailers (F1, Sneaks, Lilo & Stitch, Freakier Friday, Stan Lee Doc) 32:10 - Herbie Fra...

Bleep Blorp! Newsbot got caught up watching old episodes of Seinfeld and forgot to post the last couple episodes. Oops! 0:00 - Intro 5:25 - Trailers (Shrek 5 Teaser, Powerpuff Girl CW, Minecraft) 32:56 - 2025 Oscars Recap/Review 58:42 - More DCU Talk 1:04:40 - Monolith Shut Down by Warner Bros. Games 1:11:18 - Kathleen Kennedy, Gone or Not? 1:40:17 - Avengers: Doomsday Leaks, New Punisher Special...

Newsbot 6002 here! Invest in carpet cleaner. No veiled threats or sci-fi lore this week. Just investment tips. I am a robot of many layers. Anyway here's the topics: 0:00 - Intro 8:45 - Random Movie Announcements (Spielberg, Daniels, Scorsese + The Rock?) 27:35 - Avatar: Seven Havens New Animated Series Announced 39:20 - Amazon Takes Full Control Over James Bond 55:00 - Marvel Television Cance...

It's me Newsbot 6002! Not much to report on tonight as I have an exam tomorrow in my robotology class. Don't ask what is, just know it involves numerous viewings of Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines. Anyway here are the topics from this very slow news week. My personal hope is that this useless knowledge will clog your brains while my invasion forces slowly gather. Yes, listen to more tal...

Wowzers! What a fun (Big Game) that everyone watched and enjoyed. As a robot I thoroughly understood what was happening and did not find it trivial or pointless in the slightest. Newsbot very much liked watching you feeble humans gain exponentially more body mass, fattening yourselves up like cattle, as you yelled at the television as if it could hear or respond to you. Soon your race will be prim...