The Marvel-less Ms. Maisie

We are back and more distracted as ever! Your favorite two globs of ravager scum Maisie and Tim are finally back in your earholes this time discussing the newest Marvel garble Guardians 3! I don't feel like writing one of those dumb long descriptions for the episode! Listen to the podcast and feel joy in your soul, idiot!

"SHINK!" your dinks and get ready to bink cuz your two favorite stink pinks Maisie and Tim are back and more mutated than ever for the second X-Men movie directed by no one at all why do you ask?! That's right, it's X2: X-Men United! And this episode's got everything you could possibly want; profound horniness for the very brief appearance of a big metal man, Maisie dodging Tim's insistent and ann...

Get ready to turn your least favorite U.S. Senator into goo, because your two favorite genetic freaks Maisie and Tim are back and cornier than ever to fling ourselves back to the groovy year of 2000 to discuss [DIRECTOR REDACTED]'s "X-Men"! And this movie's got everything, the mutant X gene, the mutant ex, Jean, and some huge jacked men with scary bones! So sit down, pop in some headphones, stick...

Well shrink my dink! If it isn't your favorite two Mechanized Organisms Designed Only for Crapping (M.O.D.O.C) Maisie and Tim back at it again discussing which was a bigger disaster: the series of increasingly dangerous chemical poison train derailment fires in the United States or Marvel Studio's Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania? Look Dr. Feige, when we said we liked when Paul Rudd made things s...

Put on your chubbs and get ready to glub cuz it's your two favorite hidden deposits of dookie Maisie and Tim back at it again with another episode about the impossible task of a movie Black Panther: Wakanda Forever. This episode has everything you could possibly want: mediocre podcast editing, a disdain for shorts, and... and Academy Award for acting in a Marvel movie?! Who knew it was possible? B...

It's time to slip into something a little more comfortable because we're mean, green, and riddled with crippling seasonal depression but still had to watch She-Hulk. Your two favorite deconstructed garbage dumps Maisie and Tim are back with a new episode all about our pronouns She/Hulk: Attorney at AAAARGGHH! And boy of boy does this episode have everything you've ever wanted from a podcast about...

What's up you goo-loving freaks?! It's officially half-past-goo and your favorite wrinkled skin donkeys Maisie and Tim are here-coded, queer-coded, and ready to talk about Venom: Let There Be Carnage! Is Woody Harrelson doing his best Woody Harrelson impression? You betcha! Does Venom say "crapola"? You betcha! Is this movie in Maisie's top five Marvel movies she's been forced at gunpoint to watch...

Hop on a boat to international waters and leave your watches and clocks at the door cuz no matter where we are in the day, we know that it's Morbin' Time! Morbius AKA "What We DON'T in the Shadows" is the hellish Marvel-adjacent being toted today and joining your two favorite barely living bloodsacks Maisie and Tim this week is longtime Morb-head, watcher of every film, and recently crowned Vermon...

That's right freaks, geeks, and skidmark streaks, it's officially half past Marvel, and your favorite auto-pilot fart machines Maisie and Tim are back and slimier than ever with the hottest film of 2006, Sony Presents: Eminem Presents: "Venom"! And boy, oh boy, does this movie bring you exactly what you need. You're looking for a sweaty, disgusting Tom Hardy raw-gnawing live lobsters? Venom has yo...

Long-time follower, listeners, nerds, and freaks: on this historic day of days, I announce to you and yours that this podcast is ALL CAUGHT UP BABYYYYYYY! Your favorite molten lava bubbles Maisie and Tim are back and bored-er than ever to shine a crystalline light on Marvel's newest power player, and proud owner of half of a really good television show and half a uninteresting mush of gunk, Ms. Ma...

Make sure your gibbous is fully waxed and summon your finest suit, because this week your favorite crumbling gaseous debris sacks Maisie and Tim are here to discuss Marvel's limpd1ck approach to mental health and Egyptology, Moon Knight! Gather all your zealots and tell 'em to smell it! We've got F Murray Abraham. We've got F Murray Abraham. Not to mention, we've got F Murray Abraham! So bow down...

Sit back, relax, and get ready for the biggest disappointment of your life, because your two favorite stop-motion animated pieces of crap Maisie and Tim are here with a fresh, hot, still-in-theaters romp: that's right it's "Thor: Guns and Roses" starring everyone's favorite hunk Melissa McCarthy. We're talking floating psychic children, hot gods, and the crushing disappointment of a film that desp...

Quiver me timbers! It's another episode of two frick dang butts chugging the latest sweet, hot Marvel, and this time, it's personal, AKA Maisie and Tim watch Disney+ Presents: Marvel Presents: Jeremy Renner's App Presents: Hawkeye! And you'd better sharpen your arrows to see if this bonanza of tricks and turns is a present under the tree or coal in the stocking! We're talkin' deaf villains, deaf h...

Alright, listen up chumps! Cuz your absolute number one and number two dirtbag freakazoids Maisie and Tim have finally caved and decided to watch Chloe Zhao's Marvel's Disney's Lee Daniels' ETERNALS, a movie so bold and ambitious in its brave quest to forgo Marvel traditions of making some sort of logical sense. We hope you all catch the Mahddest of W'yries and summon finger guns and pipe cleaner...

Buckle up for safety you rotting corpses, because you just got wizard zipped into the Multiverse of Madness! Maisie and Tim move their fingers in a weird way and found themselves watching a Marvel movie in theaters TOGETHER for the FIRST TIME! Has Tim ruined Maisie's life? Is Maisie still going to be allowed to be a doctor, and is it strange? When we die, is there some benevolence awaiting us or w...

Attention all freaks screaming into the void: it's once again Marvel o'clock at the Maisie and Tim palace, and this time they're joined by culinary Spider-head Aliya Waldman (@the_aliya_rose) to talk about the web-slinging, hash-slinging slasher that is Spider-Man: No Way Home! And just like a Super Smash Brothers direct, EVERYONE IS HERE! We've got Tobey! Edited with Adobe! Obi Wan Kenobi! Slip i...

Hey there cats and dogs are you ready to snarl and meow? Because it's your favorite couple of human dung beetles Maisie and Tim back at it again talking about Shang Chi and the Legend of Them Ten Thangs! Your cohosts are genuinely delirious this episode as they try to barrel through another Marvel movie about someone's dad being a real d-i-c-k-h-o-l-e to his son and people needlessly dying because...

Buckle up your seatbelts for safety you dumb children, because it's Grand Theft Auto: Weiss City in Marvel Studios Presents: Black Widow's Younger Sister is Cool, rated PG-13. Maisie and Tim (AKA your worst frickin' nightmares) saunter through ScarJo's Marvel swan song, it's so crazy how she's dead now in real, actual life. We're here-um, we're anti-serum, and we don't care who knows it! Our brief...

Take your expectations and buck them barns out the dang window because your two favorite sentient bowls of dookie Maisie and Tim are suffering through another Captain America story, this time without Chris Evans to look at to tide us over... It's The Falcon and The Winter Soldier baby, you know what that means: we're talkin' Zemo, we're talkin' scheme-o, we're talkin' team-o, so lean-o-ver and rel...

"Wow!" - Owen Wilson, but also... Maisie and Tim? Your favorite two dumb bags of trash are back yet again this time navigating Tommy Hiddlesburgh and his magic woman self through the completely not confusing entity that is the Sacred Timeline. Will they kiss? Are the Time Keepers actually Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy? Are we almost done? Fine those answers and more on this very special episode of...

Don't touch that dial you crazy jacks and wackadoodles because Maisie is confused, but also crying? Your favorite freaks Tim and Maisie are back this time discussing Disney+'s WandaVision only on Disney+ (Trademark Disney+). Is this a different dimension? A flashback? A world in which we are cool with Kat Dennings? A robot that Maisie isn't attracted to?! Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Buckle up your spider-belts ya freaks and geeks because it's Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss season starring none other than Jakey Gygs and the spooder duders AKA "Maisie and Tim talk about the 2019 film Spider-Man: Far From Home", it's got bits on bits and J.B. Smoove - call your parents and tell them you love them!

Where we're going we don't need Rhodes! Maisie and Tim tackle Avengers: Death Stop and Marvel and the Marvel of it all! Is it Maisie's favorite Marvel movie of all time? Yes. You don't really have to listen if you don't want to. DEATH STOP!

For the first time in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, we have a film led by a woman and let me tell you, IT. IS. FINE! Maisie and Tim tell Brie Larson to "smile, toots" as they watch Captain Marvel, a film with surprisingly good CGI and surprisingly terrible prosthetics. MAR-VELL! YON-DU! RAM-BEAUX! Ha!

Maisie and Tim suffer through the slapdash plot of Ant-Man and the Wasp, hoping to god this is the last time we're asked to care about Michael Douglas's family. Keep an eye out for the spec script they're writing that's just two and a half hours of Luis. The small things get big and the big things get small what do you want from us?