The Mark & Jess Replay

I was pulled over this weekend and I was nervous! Americans really piss me off sometimes. I thought this keyboard playing horse was going to be talented! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

The Trivago guy's teeth are insane! Also, I learn who the Trivago guy actually is. The security to get into my email account is INSANE! With Jess on mat leave, we dug into the vault and pulled out an old break! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Lobsters can feel pain!! I didn't know this, but your ears grow 0.22 millimeters per year! Picture in Picture was so cool! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

We've had a couple of "perfect storms" around our house recently and it's been brutal! There are lies that most of us when we were kids told our parents. A guy is talking publicly about something he should probably keep to himself. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

There's an update on Jess' baby! I hate seeing overflowing blue bins/dumpsters. No phones at The Masters might be the best rule there is. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I had some button issues in the studio this morning! A guy started a massive fire because he wasn't happy with his pay. I like sitting in my car once in a while and apparently, it's good for you. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

I once attempted to stop a shoplifter!! Blue Jays fans ate a ton of hot dogs at a game this week! I think I came across the greatest cleaning hack of all time. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

My wife's vehicle is in dire need of maintenance. I realized my Wordle streak SUCKS!! Some millennial baby names that already feel old. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

Kids will affect your sleep for your entire life! Having someone put fuel in your vehicle is the best!! I gasp for air a lot. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Artemis II will be doing their lunar flyby today! It is very difficult to find pumpkin seeds nowadays. Has anyone called you by the wrong name before?! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Rib remodeling is a newish cosmetic surgery that's gaining popularity! My kid thinks I play for the Riders. I don't really remember hypercolor shirts, do you? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Is "you look good for your age" an insult!? The people that protest on the corner of Albert and Vic are really accumulating a lot of signs. There was an art heist in Italy, and I bet they're celebrating their theft with some chocolate. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

The back of the plane is the worst place to sit on a plane! I miss physical tickets!! Is eating pizza with a fork a no-no!? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Tiger Woods is a menace on the road! A bunch of Kit Kat bars were stolen in Europe. This engagement was completely botched!! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Donald Trump vs Elvis Presley... who would win in a fight!? People have some opinions about NHL players being out the night before a game. It was a short Weekly Whoopsies, but I did almost choke to death this week! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Long lines are my nightmare!! Chad from the Wolf uses some big ass font! A gal from England is married to a... river. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Apple Maps is going to be introducing ads soon. The big question after this snowfall is, to shovel or not to shovel!? A guy pulled a ton of weight with his nipples. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

A mom on Instagram has some critics because she still breastfeeds her kid who is 4 years old! I drooled all over my book one time when I fell asleep in class! I play a game of Guess Who with a guest. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Court is in session with Judge Jessica (even though she's on mat leave)! Drivers in Saskatoon continue to hit overpasses! Looking back on The Big Dig! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

Two years later and I still haven't handed out all of the thank you cards from my wedding. There's a program to translate your regular words into LinkedIn jargon! Remember Whyville!? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

A guy took a seagull out that tried to steal fries from his daughter. I sing a non-Creed song as if I'm lead singer of Creed Scott Stapp. I've put on some weight since having kids! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

This week GameStop designated some older consoles as "retro" and it will likely make you feel old. Driving with curtains on your windows is a crazy move. I texted Jess yesterday to ask for an update! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

People have been asking me how I've been doing hosting the show by myself. Happy St. Patrick's Day! I had some drinks (non alc) on air today. Speaking of drinking, I love drinking pickle juice! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I learned something new about my wife yesterday, and I don't like it at all! An animal is a better drive than Jess. My kid humbled me yesterday! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Do you have any old, unopened VHS Tapes? If you do, you could be rich! Alcohol sales are down in Canada. Some weird items have been left behind at airports. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!