The Mark & Jess Replay

Is the end of the world nearing? There are two injuries/health things that scare me. I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Tossing dough at the Domino's in the Sherwood Village Mall was the best!! I was scared to drink out of water fountains in elementary school. I had the best of intentions yesterday!! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Don't you dare try to pirate a movie, or the FBI will get you! We don't say goodbye via text anymore. I pulled out my Sega over the weekend, and it had some other goodies with it too! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I fixed a problem in the studio that's been bugging me for a while... and it was a simple fix!! Soulja Boy 2028!? Gotta enjoy the good old days! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I would love to have a backyard water park! A woman threw a funeral for herself! I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I passed along some wisdom to young business school students! I was called "unc" yesterday. I still have some thank you cards to give out. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

I got home yesterday after talking about random stuff being on our kitchen counter and I was greeted with the MOST random thing on the counter. My wife asked if an athlete was "discharged" from his team. Andy Cohen sparked an online debate after revealing what he paid his babysitter to watch his two kids. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Is your kitchen counter a dumping ground? The two oldest guys in the world share the same birthday! I didn't prepare myself well enough for the final bite of something. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

There are certain foods that can make you smell attractive and one will surprise you! An awkward moment while driving. Napoleon Dynamite is not a good movie. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Do you remember your first ever pay cheque? A coworker injured himself trying to do a cartwheel. I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them... and ironically enough I pushed a button too early at the end of the whoopsies to commit another whoopsie! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

A woman survived not one, but two lethal injections. I came across a list of things that are banned in space!! I may have passed up an opportunity for free Crocs. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I used to love cars with loud mufflers... now they disrupt me!! My dog was called overweight. If I'm a passenger in my wife's vehicle and we go to the gas station, should I pump her gas for her? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

I felt a bit guilty being lazy on Friday afternoon! My wife clothing shamed me over the weekend. A gamer grandma from Scotland earned a Guinness World Record as the oldest female Fortnite streamer on Twitch. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

Have you heard of "bricking" your phone before? Why is there a P in pterodactyl!? I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Jess sent me a threatening text yesterday!! I had a very random taste in my mouth. Do you know the first rule of fight club!? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Jess and I usually rap kids' books, but today I brought in a book titled Saskatchewan Lullaby so I thought I should turn it country instead. I had a very random dream last night involving a celebrity and Southey. A human recently fought a robot. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

What lengths would you go to get your food!? Some parents regret the name they gave their kid. People that are thrill seekers don't make sense to me. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

Was a ghost messing around in my kid's closet this morning!? I really put my foot in my mouth this weekend. My wife thinks 8pm is too late to go out. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

A family that has five generations and all of them share the same birthday! Do you have any recurring dreams!? I have a couple!! I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Giving someone a recommendation that they end up liking is the best! Do any other girls do this when picking out an outfit... you throw the ones you don’t use in a big pile on the bed and worry about them later? With Jess on mat leave, it was time for a blast from the past!! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

The Foo Fighters were so good last night! A venue in Toronto is banning smart glasses. I want to fly first class at least once in my life. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Calgary is such a massive city! Do you let your partner pop your zits!? How did the Emmys leave Chuck Norris out? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I'm coming out of retirement for a second time! A flight attendant shared a really good travel hack! Is sunscreen going to get more expensive? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I can tell I'm getting old because I was tempted to "yell" at some kids. This summer was a huge summer at the box office! An unruly passenger was duct taped to his seat. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I have a new office pet peeve... and it might be an issue in your office too! Where were Pizza Pops invented? In Winnipeg! God bless them for that! I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!