The Maltiverse

This is it — the SEASON FINALE of The Maltiverse! And Season three is going out with a bang! You sent us your wildest Would You Rather dilemmas… and we got into them…From impossible choices like:• Street kebab 🥙 or a warm pint 🍺• Dream house 🏡 or… questionable life decisions 😳• Best friend hooking up with your nan – for a free holiday • And teabags - Steve Hili styleThen we take it to another...

Welcome to the Bad Bets episode of TheMaltiverse …We’re talking: Questionable decisions in university toilets 🚽 Coming face-to-face with polar bears while freezing to death 🐻‍❄️ Printing an obituary for someone…Whilst they are still alive! PLUS 👇 The Agony Uncle is back with: A uniform dilemma And a man dealing with the fact his mother-in-law might be hotter than his wife (and his mate is getti...

It’sthe April Fools episode ofThe Maltiverse … and as always things go off the rails as Steve andJay dive into (amongst other things) • A disastrous Paris adventure • Snogging complete strangers • A biscuit-based party game And of course our agony uncle feature is back– today we face a tattoo dilemma and what we think might be a fake proposal And we’ve got  a Would You Rather featuring…crusty shee...

Brace yourself for the wildest sports episode of The Maltiverse yet! ⚽💥 Steve & Jay go full chaos with unbelievable antics: streaking after scoring, gym disasters, and all-out sports mayhem. And of course, Jay’s sniffing adventures are back in actionPLUS, the Agony Uncle segment returns with:💀 A funeral mix-up gone hilariously wrong🤢 A man with… let’s just say a questionable smellWe also f...

Would you date a robot? What happened when a camera went into Steve’s brain. And what exactly is he doing to that pasta dish? It is the special tech/AI pecial episode of The Maltiverse Podcast , as we dive into robots, the future (kind of) and what  our listeners want from AI and robots — and some of the answers were deeply concerning. PLUS…The Agony Uncle returns with a messy love triangle(ish) d...

The latest episode of TheMaltiverse Podcast is a full-tilt dive intodrunken chaos, terrible decisions, and legendary nights out. Stories from the boys (and our listeners/viewers)  include real-life stories of gettingabsolutely smashed, from throwing up while DJing, to threesomes during a weddingand  antics involving roundabouts,fingers, and zero self-respect. This week’s WouldYou Rather goes strai...

Valentine’s Day is coming… and this episode of The Maltiverse is a deep dive into sex, dating disasters, and relationship horror stories you won’t hear anywhere else. From “no no Sundays” to dating disasters involving bus stops, scary dogs, and garlic breath,— Steve & Jay unpack some of the strangest, funniest, and most uncomfortable listener confessions yet. 💌 The Agony Uncle segment is BACK...

After our festive mini-episodes, The Maltiverse is BACK with a full-fat main episode. This Episode dives headfirst into irrational fears, unexplained icks, and deeply questionable human behaviour. From belly buttons and hair to mice, dolls, and other things that absolutely should not be terrifying — we unpack the weirdest fears you didn’t know you had (and some you definitely do).We also accidenta...

Welcome to the first Maltiverse madness of 2026!Steve & Jay are back with a chaotic mini-episode packed with New Year comedy, Malta based gossip, and all the unhinged nonsense you love. This episode full of New Years Chaos dives into:⚾ The World Series (sort of)👅 A Maltese celebrity lick🌚 Gl*ryhole conversations (because… of course)☕ Our FIRST Would You Rathers of 2026If you love Maltese c...

It’s Boxing Day, and the Maltiverse is bringing you a wild, festive, laugh-out-loud special!  Just a mini-episode as Steve & Jay unwrap the madness of the holidays—secret Santas, hammeroids, and even (maybe) Christmas holograms 🤯https://youtu.be/60RESU7MOc4Expect:🔥 Ridiculous Maltese chaos🎁 Festive laughs☕ …and maybe a holographic Steve. Just to make things even weirder!💥 Big love to our...

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas on The Maltiverse! This week Steve & Jay unwrap the terrible gifts, and festive fails from Malta and beyond. From a dodgy goldfish to an ashtray shaped like someone’s… erm… bits, all the way to the legendary saga of an injured colonel’s wife — we’re diving headfirst into the wildest holiday mishaps you sent in.🎁 PLUS:We play a totally deranged Chris...

We’re back, baby! Season 3 of The Maltiverse kicks off with a bang – and this one’s all about terrible bosses, crappy jobs, and the funniest work stories you’ll ever hear. From the boss who shaved his bits in front of his employee to the football coach who analysed the WRONG team – Steve and Jay are diving into the wildest job stories from Malta and beyond. Plus:💌 The Agony Uncle segment is back...

WOULD YOU RATHER Welcome to the SEASON FINALE of the most chaotic game in  Malta – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🌞🍹 To bring the curtain down, the fearless Abigail Mallia and the unstoppable Carlos Debattista returned for the last dance of summer — diving head-first into the most outrageous dilemmas yet: ⚡ Naked boss… or naked Nanna?👽 Alien abduction… or caressing Peppi A...

WOULD YOU RATHER🔥 Have your nudes splashed across the front page… or never climax again? 😳Welcome to the penultimate episode of the wildest game of the Maltese summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉🌞 This week, fan-favourite Denise Gafa returned to face even more ridiculous dilemmas. And yes, chaos quickly followed as we debated…✨ Glow-in-the-dark genitals vs musical o...

WOULD YOU RATHER 👉 stop touching yourself… or win a Ġieħ ir-Repubblika? Welcome to the most ridiculous game of the Maltese summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉🌞 This week, radio legend Nate Darmanin from Vibe jumped in with us… and things got beautifully out of hand: ⚽ Football glory vs orgasmic glory 🎯 🏅 National honours vs hand honours ✋🍒 👖 Why are Steve’s pant...

WOULD YOU RATHER 👉 Fart every time you orgsm …or orgsm every time you fart? Welcome to the naughtiest game of the summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉☀️This week, comedy bad boy Dan Xuereb joined us… and things got wild very quickly! We dive into:🍑 Ultimate fantasies vs lifetime supplies of pastizzi 🥟⚽ Chelsea vs Nipples 🍒💨 Can Jay actually hold in a fart? All whil...

🎙 WOULD YOU RATHER: Cousin “cuddles” or getting jiggy to L-Aħħar Bidwi? 😳🌽 Welcome to the filthiest, funniest game of the summer, The Maltiverse: Would You Rather Summer Specials! This week, theatre legends Malcolm Galea and Toni Attard are back for round 2, and things get very weird in just 8 minutes as we delve into: 🔥 What Jay used to have on his head in the 90s 🌍 Inc*st vs Traditional Malt...

🎤 WOULD YOU RATHER… 🤯 Spend a night with your ultimate fantasy… if they smelled like a family member? 😳👃 It’s another round of absolute chaos with The Maltiverse Would-You-Rather Summer Series 🌞🔥 with Steve Hili & Jason Zammit! This week, we roped in Nate & Nicole from Vibe to wrestle with the real dilemmas that matter: ✌ Fingers… or Fabrizio?📺 Crush… or your favourite newscaster? 😏🍝 And...

🎤 WOULD YOU RATHER… Org*sm every time you see a 🔴 Laburist or a 🔵 Nazzjonalist? It’s the wildest game of the summer! The Maltiverse Would-You-Rather Summer Series with Steve Hili & Jason Zammit! This week we dragged in foodie queen (and 🐶 dog-obsessed) Stephanie Agius and Wayne from Vibe to tackle the BIG questions: 👄 Why do some people love it when Steve’s mouth is full? 🍝 Would Steph actua...

WOULD YOU RATHER… 🤔 Have a permanent orgsm face or orgsm voice? It's the most awesome game of the summer! 🌞The Maltiverse Would-You-Rather Summer Series with Steve Hili and Jason Zammit! This week, we brought in burlesque queen Undine LaVerve and funny man Kevin Naudi to tackle the big questions… including: One night with your fantasy vs Alien probes 👽 Pants vs Steve!😳 Netflix special v h*mpin...

🎙️ WOULD YOU RATHER… 🤔 Have pubes that grow a metre a day 😂 or have random people know your secrets? 🤫 It's the most insane game of the summer! 🌞 Welcome to the Maltiverse Would You Rather Summer Series with Steve Hili and Jason Zammit! 🌴 This week, The Take Two Duo dropped by, and TV and film legends Abigail Mallia and Carlos Debattista joined us to tackle some wild dilemmas, including: 📺 A...

Steve Hili and Jason Zammit bring you the most fun game of the year– The Maltiverse Would You Rather Summer Specials! And This week, we’ve got DOUBLE TROUBLE with 2 guests joining us - local theatre icons Malcolm Galea and Toni Attard as we tackle: 🎭 Broadway dreams vs Gl*ryhole knowledge🤔 Can men really fake it?🏝️ Mad ideas to fix the Maltese economy All powered by mouthwatering magic from BRUV...

She lifts. She laughs. She doesn’t back down from a challenge. We’re joined by none other than Denise Gafa, fitness coach, content creator, and one of Malta’s most unstoppable forces of energy 💪💥 We hit her with the weirdest “Would You Rather” questions we could come up with… whilst also bullying Matthew in the process. Expect sweat, sass, and some hilariously unexpected answers. https://youtu.b...

The Maltiverse: Would You Rather Summer SeriesEpisode 1: Gianni Zammit Kicking off our summer series with a certified Maltese icon 🔥 Gianni Zammit – media personality, local celeb, and the first-ever Masked Singer Malta winner! Gianni joins The Maltiverse for the premiere of the Would You Rather Specials as Steve and Jay throw some of the wildest "Would You Rather" questions his way, and his answ...

Here it is; the grand finale of Season 2! We wrapped things up in style at the Huskie brewery, our amazing sponsors for this season, and we brought in none other than the legendary Denise Gafa for some unforgettable shenanigans. Expect big laughs, great brews, and... a glory hole? Yep, we went there. Buckle up for a wild one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx2mRTVSf-A