TJ Harkness, Justin Burton, Schyler Wood, Jake Hahn, and Steve Waynick
The Lunch Pail Boys Podcast
Come on a ride with Schyler, T.J., and Justin as they talk about the creepy and spectacular worlds that humans, cryptids, and spirits traverse.
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TJ Harkness, Justin Burton, Schyler Wood, Jake Hahn, and Steve Waynick
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Aug 30, 2025
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Episodes
# 107 Shooting the Shit (Nashville Cabin Edition) 30.08.2025 48:37
In this episode, Zuul, Steve, Jake, and TJ shoot the shit about the first night on the The Lunch Pail Boys outing.
#106 The Critter of Carmel Ohio 24.08.2025 43:48
In this episode, Zuul, Burton, and TJ discuss a lesser-known critter sighting in Carmel, Ohio.
#105 Cryptid Night: Octo Squatch/ Florida Moss Man (Old Gregg) 26.05.2025 52:31
Tonight's episode, the boys cover two lesser-known cryptids: The Spanish Octo Squatch and The Florida Moss Man, aka "Old Gregg".
#104 Peter Kürten Pt. 2: The Crinkly Cummer 16.03.2025 1:13:25
In this part 2 of our Peter Kürten Series, special guest Eric Hackney, Zuul, Steve, and TJ cover Peter Kürten: The Crinkly Cummer. Kürten was a German serial killer, known as The Vampire of Düsseldorf and the Düsseldorf Monster. While Peter's notoriety isn't as high as Dahmer, Bundy, or The Clintons, he made up for it with his bloody thirsty, and vicious nature. In the next episode, the boys will...
# 103 Live from the Unibomber Cabin 20.01.2025 1:15:13
Zuul, Steve, and TJ shoot the shit about random stuff while being mildly intoxicated. This episode was meant to be released around Christmas, but life got in the way. Hopefully you guys enjoy!!!
#102 The Battle for Ape Man Canyon 20.01.2025 1:02:00
The Splurton, Zuul, and TJ discuss the Battle for Ape Van Canyon. One night in the 1900's, 5 men would fight to survive against several bigfoot.
#101 Peter Kürten: The Vampire of Düsseldorf 27.10.2024 1:12:39
On this episode, Zuul, Steve, and TJ cover Peter Kürten: The Vampire of Düsseldorf. Kürten was a German serial killer, known as The Vampire of Düsseldorf and the Düsseldorf Monster. While Peter's notoriety isn't as high as Dahmer, Bundy, or The Clintons, he made up for it with his bloody thirsty and vicious nature. In the next episode, the boys will cover Peter when he fully committed to making st...
100th Episode !!!!!! 22.09.2024 1:25:04
The Lunch Pail Boys 100th episode Pt. 1. The boys make a special trip to Monroe Lake near Bloomington Indiana to do an episode. We would like to apologize to our listeners for the long hiatus. TJ is still attempting to transition to a new house and shit. Once things calm down, more episodes will be put out. Until then enjoy these episodes and the ones we'll put out sporadically over the spoopy sea...
#99 The Brooklyn Alien Abduction: The Story of Linda Napolitano Pt.2 11.08.2024 1:05:04
In Pt. 2 of this weird ass abduction, we dive into Rich and Dan's role in this crazy tale. Are these men detectives, or are they government spooks? Do these men have Linda's best interests at heart, or is their agenda of sinister origin?
#98 The Brooklyn Alien Abduction: The Story of Linda Napolitano Pt.1 07.07.2024 1:01:00
The boys discuss the alien abduction of Linda Napolitano. Linda was abducted from her apartment in Brooklyn, New York. The story is told from what she disclosed while under hypnosis. In the next episode, we'll discuss Dan and Richard and their part of the story.
#97 Shooting the Shit Pt. 3 30.06.2024 58:29
Sorry for the few weeks off. The Lunch Pail Boys had to take care of some shit. So they decided to have an easygoing episode before they dig into alien abductions next week. Hopefully, you enjoy the episode and please don't forget to RATE or REVIEW us and SUBSCRIBE!!!!
# 96 The Hellish Monster of Copenhagen New York. 03.06.2024 56:11
On a nice late May night in 1900, 3 adults in upstate New York, observed a creature that appeared to be birthed from the anus of hell. Did they get eaten or did they all play a game of Rummy or did the loser sleep with the big white creature from hell? Also, stay till the end. The Outro is a tune that Zuul created. Enjoy!!!
#95 The Chronovisor 26.05.2024 1:04:35
In this episode, Zuul, Splurton, and TJ dig into The Chronovisor. A device allegedly created by priests to see into the past. The Church denies it ever existing, but then signs a decree outlawing its use.
#94 Cataclysmic Pole Shift: The Adam and Eve Story 07.05.2024 2:02:14
Zuul, Splurton, and TJ cover the doom and gloom book "The Adam and Eve Story: The History of Cataclysms. For some reason after being published, the book was quickly swooped up by the CIA and classified until it was finally released through a FIOA request in the 2000's.
# 93 The Hunt for the Vampire of Gorbals 28.04.2024 33:25
Zuul, Splurton, and TJ discuss a known Vampire Hunt in the 1950's. It's a weird one!!!
# 92 P.S. I Probe You: The Sexual Abduction of Antonio Villas-Boas 31.03.2024 2:01:55
T.J., Burton, and Zuul cover the sexual abduction of Antônio Vilas-Boas. Antonio was a Brazilian farmer who claimed to have been abducted by extraterrestrials in 1957.
# 91 The Wicomico Catman 17.03.2024 1:04:57
In this episode, Zuul, Burton, and TJ discuss an obscure cryptid named "The Wicomico Werecat". Some liberties are taken when discussing the encounter that 4 young adults had with a bipedal cat humanoid.
#90 The Rake/Crawler (2 Year Anniversary) 05.03.2024 1:54:37
TJ, Zuul, Burton, and Jake discuss a cryptid that we did our first actual episode on...THE RAKE/CRAWLER..... Burton had to end up leaving midway through the episode due to shitting like a beagle. We hope you enjoy it. Follow us on Instagram at thelunchpailboys Find our Facebook Group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/581949800218390 The password for the group is Zuul. https://www.google.com/maps/...
#89 The Coonigator 25.02.2024 1:08:11
Join TJ, Jake and Zuul as they talk about one weird cryptid, The Coonigator. Half trash panda and half gator. Frequently seen in the wilderness of Vermont, hanging out with Robert Stack and Bernie Sanders....Enjoy.
#88 The Abduction of Travis Walton Part 3: The SkeptDicks 27.01.2024 1:52:36
Zuul, Burton, and TJ talk about The Abduction of Travis Walton. The biggest and one of the most well-known alien abduction stories to this day. In this episode, we'll talk about Travis Walton's skeptDicks such as Philip J. Klasshole (Klass). Then we'll talk about the facts that support Travis's story and the ones that don't. Richard Dolan and Kathleen Marden Interview https://w...
#87 The Abduction of Travis Walton Part 2 14.01.2024 1:41:14
Zuul, Burton, and TJ talk about The Abduction of Travis Walton. One of the biggest and most well-known alien abduction stories to this day. In this episode, we'll talk about Travis Walton's return and his harrowing tale onboard the Alien Party Barge.
#86 The Abduction of Travis Walton Part 1 01.01.2024 1:43:21
Zuul, Burton, and TJ talk about The Abduction of Travis Walton. One of the biggest and most well-known alien abduction stories to this day. In this episode, we'll talk about Travis and his abduction.
#85 Bruce Pardo: The Christmas Asshole 28.12.2023 1:59:44
This episode Zuul, Jake, and TJ talk about a man who is a giant asshole.....Bruce Pardo. On December 24th, 2008, Bruce would go onto kill his ex-wife and her family....This dude is the crème de la crème!!! Hopefully you enjoy. Please rate us on Spotify, Apply Podcast, or any other podcast repository!!!! Have a good Holiday Season, Y'all.
#84 Tio de Nadal: The Log that Shits Gifts & Takanauy: The Peruvian Fight Club 21.12.2023 1:06:47
In this episode, Zuul, Splurton, and TJ talk about two extremely odd Christmas traditions. In the first part of the episode, they discuss the tradition of Tio de Nadal, the log that shits gifts. An odd tradition that takes place in Catalonia. In the 2nd part, the boys talk about a Peruvian tradition high up in the Andes Mountains. Please like and follow us on our Facebook group, Instagram @
#83 The Space Fairies and The Great Mincemeat Pie Heist of 79 03.12.2023 1:02:26
TJ, Zuul, and Steve cover probably one of the oddest alien encounters reported. A seasonal story involving a woman, three flying alien creatures with wings, and one dog.....
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