The Luke and Pete Show

On today’s show, Luke and Pete discuss the injuries they accrued over the weekend, with potholes, ketamine and day-old pizza involved…it’s been a tough one.  We’ve also got plenty of time for monster truck drag racing, sandy sandwiches and some fan mail from an incredibly enthusiastic parrot. Your standard dose of nonsense… and then some. This week we want to know...what's the biggest item yo...

On today’s episode, Luke shares fascinating news surrounding NASA’s new helicopter flying on Mars, while Pete is more interested in Tesla rear ends and vehicles that can open their own arse.  We’ve also got time for bond villain emails, fabricated personal assistants, boss keys AND battery brands for you. What more could you ask for? If you're enjoying our shows, go and leave us a review on A...

On today’s show, n00b-pwner Pete Donaldson shares all about his recent trip to the pub after spending the entirety of lockdown flirting with Tyskie cans and the boys discuss everything from scary dream scenarios to fizzy milk fiascos.  Elsewhere, Luke’s got some arousing t-rex trivia for us, we explore some NSFW artwork from the Mario galaxy and Pete unveils exclusive PUBG secrets. Don’t miss...

On today’s show, Luke shares an update on his lockdown personal training plans, meanwhile Pete takes us on a turbulent trip through his recent flight simulator journeys.  Elsewhere, the game is on FIRE as we see two new players enter, before Aussie Pete gets in touch and the real Donaldson tells us all about the contents of his garage. What more could you want? We want to hear from YOU! Get i...

On today’s show, punk Pete Donaldson gets ready for his very first driving lesson in a Formula 1 car, before the boys discuss the joys of pubs reopening without scotch egg and pitta bread restrictions.  We’ve also got a Prince Philip tribute from Pete, Darth Vader toilet troubles from Luke and some handy freezer life hacks from a listener who really knows their onions. Don’t miss out! Get inv...

On today's episode, Pete dives into discussion about the most satisfying feelings in life, before Luke tells us what shoes to avoid wearing if you don't want to look old. Also on today's show, the boys share hacks on how to make it look like you're working when you're not, before A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME. Just two boys and a load of batteries - don't miss out! Get involved by dropping us an em...

On today’s show, Pete tells us all about the homemade steaks and professional haircuts he’s been giving his dogs over the weekend. Meanwhile, Luke shares some very questionable news about a Florida man and his pickle. Strap yourselves in.  Elsewhere, we chat all things Easter-related with burnt hot cross buns and bird poo-filled Creme Eggs, before tucking into some amusing emails about mediev...

On today's episode, Luke and Pete give us the rundown on their new film idea, 'The Bitcoin Boys', after hearing that Cocaine Bear is coming to the big screen. We've also got battery brands, pastry sponsorships and a heated rant about not-so-self-made celebrities. GET STUCK IN! We love hearing from you so make sure you get in touch on our Twitter and Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us an ema...

On today’s episode, Luke and Pete are discussing their funeral wishes and mourning the loss of Maplin from the high street.  It’s not all doom and gloom though, as the Suez Canal, garden centres and big bums are also on the agenda. Get in touch on Twitter, or send us an email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore...

On today’s show, Pete describes an intense 50 mph visit to the supermarket with a co-driver he has access to, meanwhile Luke asks what the most enjoyable feeling in the world is. We’ve also got new battery brands, steampunk stories and emergency ‘flashlights’, plus Luke gives us some tactical insight into how to master playing PUBG. Come and get involved! Send us an email with your latest nonsense...

On today’s show, Pete introduces us to some shocking takeaway revelations while finishing off his Chinese for breakfast, before the boys discuss the rather unappetising elements of the 1904 Olympics.  That's not all - there are giant men on Luke's roof, Pete's been stripping in public over the weekend and a listener gets in touch with an incredibly chocolate-y email. Get stuck in! We want to...

On today’s show, Pete’s talks us through installing cow udders into his car, meanwhile Luke explores some fishy business involving mysterious prawn ball ingredients... Elsewhere, we discuss jellyfish peeing etiquette and how to inject Minstrels before A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME. GET INVOLVED! Have you installed something bizarre into your car? Or discovered something unusual in a prawn ball? Let...

On today’s show, Luke introduces his new moustache and tells us all about its important purpose, before Pete shares news about being mistaken for a model.  Elsewhere, we review your generic Mum behaviours before the boys discuss their own, and a listener gets in touch with some exciting TV stories including their inspiring You’ve Been Framed debut. Don’t miss out! We want to hear your NEWS! G...

On today’s episode, Pete explains his current Tyskie drought situation, before the boys discuss ‘the dank scale’ and some weekend pothole adventures.  Elsewhere, Luke shares some more valuable life hacks and a listener gets in touch with news on how to polish your chocolates. Also on today’s show, A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME... but there’s some controversy over this one. Get involved! Drop u...

On today’s show, we hear all about Pete’s late-night fridge door antics, before the boys discuss what they’d do as Mayor of London for the day...spoiler alert: imagine a *lot* of gelatine in the Thames.  Elsewhere, we discuss life hacks, luxury dining for ducks and some incredible Skittles statistics. Don’t miss out! Do you have any interesting confectionary statistics for us? Or just general...

On today’s show, the boys discuss the highs and lows of the crisp industry before Pete takes us to his palace, more commonly known as the ‘garage’, for a lesson on BBQs.  Elsewhere, we talk about the correct etiquette for a staycation, a listener gets in touch about plane engine failures and A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME. Got any interesting crisp-based stories for us? Or maybe you've been a p...

On today’s show, Luke and Pete discuss plastic gloves, flaming fireballs and a stupendous amount of skittles before we take a trip down memory lane and into some dodgy workplace stories. Elsewhere, the boys chat all things DIY after Pete inherits a squeaky old park bench, and we make a final decision on who the real sidekick is. Don’t miss out! Come and get involved over on our new Instagram page...

On today’s show, Pete soft-in-the-middle Donaldson tells us all about the glitches involved in moving house, before the boys begin a philosophical chat involving a ‘real dog shit sandwich’. Also on today’s episode, we hear news about a man posting cash through random letterboxes, a testicle epidemic, and a slightly heated discussion about who the real sidekick is on the show. Don’t miss out! Come...

On today’s show, Luke gives us the full rundown on Pete’s assorted lockdown haircuts, before we turn to space to discuss the latest NASA rover making milky tea on Mars.  Elsewhere, Luke tells us all about his school art class battles and we get to hear some exciting VPN updates from a listener in Shanghai. Don’t miss out! Get in touch with us via email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or dro...

We're back! On today's episode, Pete talks us through his recent nautical-themed eBay purchases, before the boys discuss their questionable interior design ideas. Elsewhere, Luke shares news on a shocking discovery about a 4-year chimpanzee war and we hear a heartwarming listener's story about taking plastic dinosaurs to the pub. Listen now! Got any exciting news for us? Drop us an email over at h...

On today’s show, Viking Luke and Musketeer Donaldson explore American vs British recipes and what not to feed your children. Also on this episode, Luke and Pete share some of their food guru idols... Elsewhere, Luke tells us what he’s been doing to ease lockdown headaches and Pete shares his peculiar reality TV ice skating plans. Don’t miss out! Get involved by emailing us over at hello@lukeandpet...

We're back! On today's show, Luke explores the struggles of age-related back injuries, while Chef Pete introduces us to his top tips for getting busy in the kitchen. Elsewhere, we discuss motorised robotic bins and personalised Scottish gritting trucks before ANOTHER NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME! Don't miss out! Get in touch with us on Twitter and Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow with your stories from...

On today’s show, the boys parachute into their own parish council meeting to discuss the latest on local door-to-door scamming, before Pete shares news on his plans to move house.  Elsewhere, Luke has an exciting countdown to make before we review some dodgy Dad behaviours and get to some of your emails. Don’t miss out! Have you had any interesting scammers visiting your front door recently?...

On today’s show, Luke shares some peculiar news on the evolution of Wombats and we head over to Twitter to hear which politician Pete’s been arguing with.  Elsewhere, the boys discuss sleep-talking before receiving a highly anticipated email from the ultimate hard drive Yoda and A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME. Don’t miss out! Got any news about random animal droppings or politicians you've argu...

On today’s show, Pete prepares a cup of eggy coffee before the boys chat about their previous job experiences, involving dodgy jeans, industrial estates and a baffling experience at Woolworths. Elsewhere, Luke discovers some mysterious stolen art before we discuss typical Dad mannerisms and Chinese takeaways from Deliveroo Donaldson. Listen now! Make sure to get in touch by emailing us over at hel...