The Luke and Pete Show

Luke's been caught speeding. Sounds bad, but we quickly learn that Pete's traffic crimes are much worse. The lads then put on their tinfoil hats and question the legitimacy of bus lanes and damp meters. Plus, we discover that Pete can do an excellent impression of a mafia boss. That probably explains all the traffic crimes... Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or...

Pete's trying to work out if he could park a Jet Ski on a double yellow line. Which we can all agree is great news for the Luke and Pete Show community. On top of that, the lads come to the realisation that it must be mad to work for the Guinness World Records and we read a quite baffling email about a fridge that appears to have been built into a fence. We must find out more! Want to get in touch...

Luke predicts how Pete will die on today’s show. It involves stomach problems and a bottle of Gaviscon, so he’s probably onto something… Elsewhere, Luke admits that he would like Louis Theroux to have a boxing fight with Piers Morgan and Pete reveals that he used to write his own comic strips. Should we be surprised? Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can g...

Pete almost got in a fight on his most recent weekend away. To be fair, it serves him right for going somewhere that wasn’t an indie bar. The lads then prove they are definitely too old for fighting as they discuss their favourite antacids and we read an email from a listener who visited the big Vegas sphere. It turns out Pete's prediction about the sphere has already come true... Want to get in t...

We start today’s show by talking about Jet Skis but before long we’re talking about the impending death of civilisation in the Western world. Welcome to The Luke and Pete Show. If that’s not enough for you, Pete trims his nose hair live on the show and we hear about an NFT conference that made people go blind. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in t...

How does Pete not already own a Jet Ski? Luke encourages him to put that right on today's show. Plus, a listener shares some extremely worrying news for the Luke and Pete Show community as there is due to be an EU update to battery regulations. What! No more new players? Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpe...

Pete “skipped through” the UFO documentary that Luke recommended. That’s pretty good going for Donny, to be fair. Today, the lads discuss that and they also disagree over the legacy of Michael Parkinson. Plus, we encourage one of our listeners to listen to The Luke and Pete show during the birth of their child. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in...

Pete was forced to drive a stranger's car over the weekend. I really don’t think the owner of the car knew what they were getting themselves in for. Speaking of which, a listener gets in touch on today’s show to review Donny’s small talk and we also read an email about a man who faked his own kidnapping. And no, that final story isn't also about Pete, thankfully. Want to get in touch with the show...

Would you remove your own gallbladder to be able to eat black pudding? That’s the dilemma that Pete is faced with on today’s show. On top of that, Donny also reveals his flood defence strategy - which is predictably illegal - and Luke tells us about the time he created “Bananageddon” as a child. Delicious? Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch...

Luke needed a bigger boy to fix his computer and, amazingly, he asked Pete. Donny did spend the weekend taking his scooter apart, to be fair. Today, we hear all about that and we also read an email explaining what happens inside Berlin sex clubs. It is fair to say Luke and Pete aren’t now planning to visit one anytime soon. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or yo...

Luke and Pete start today’s episode by giving out food safety advice. WARNING: Do not take food safety advice from Luke and Pete. You’ve heard about Donny’s health issues… Speaking of people doing things they’re not qualified for, the lads then give their thoughts on the latest YouTube boxing and they also hear from a listener who attended Ricky Lambert's latest protest. Want to get in touch with...

Pete’s not into conspiracy theories but on today’s show he does admit that he thinks politicians are lizards. Seems reasonable. Luke questions why Pete still has all the same hobbies after finding out he's been giving out indie bar recommendations to listeners in Japan. Plus, the lads are introduced to the absolutely mental world of Freecycle. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukea...

Hulk Hogan content is back on the show. The man might have been able to wrestle for 400 days in one year, but he doesn’t know what noise a dog makes. Interesting. Plus, Luke tells Pete about the time he met Laurence Fox and we hear a story about a dog that got pictured driving a car. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagra...

Luke and Pete are genuinely impressed by that massive sphere in Las Vegas. It's just a shame that U2 are involved. Today, the lads discuss that and give an unwanted update on Liam Neeson. But fear not, there's also an update about some sheep that ate 100kg of cannabis. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpete...

The first five minutes of today’s show are spent talking about Luke’s idyllic trip to Newcastle. Then the lads start talking about conspiracy theories, obviously… Speaking of which, is it possible that the link between four separate UFO sightings is Pete Donaldson? Listen to find out more! Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or In...

Science doesn't get the respect it deserves, apparently. Luke starts the show by telling us about the James Webb Telescope. Pete is suspicious that Luke is actually just somehow making a knob gag. Speaking of knob gags, Pete gives us an update on his mission to learn small talk... Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram:...

Remember that time capsule that was just filled with silt? Well, they have now found something else in there. Convenient... There has been another interesting find, this time in Brazil, where a brand new animal was amazingly discovered. Plus, Luke starts teaching Pete how to make small talk. It went even worse than you might think. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.c...

Would you want to live forever? Today, Luke and Pete discuss the tech billionaire who is trying to do just that. In contrast, Luke then suggests he could break the world record for eating Jaffa Cakes and the lads hear about a man that’s trying to RUN across the Atlantic. Yes you read that right, run! Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Tw...

Pete leaves the country for two weeks and all the schools, hospitals and gyms are now falling down. Who knew that Donny was the man keeping this country together? Elsewhere, we hear about a 195-year-old time capsule which turned out to be quite disappointing and Pete explains what happens when a dog bites a battery, which is information he probably shouldn't have… Want to get in touch with the sho...

Pete’s back from Japan! The highlights of the trip involved checking into a hotel where a dinosaur was working on reception and committing a cultural faux pas in a fancy restaurant. Meanwhile, in the UK, Pete had his scooter stolen and a man broke out of prison. It probably wasn’t worth coming back, to be honest. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get i...

Did you know that Hulk Hogan could have been in Metallica? Did you know Hulk Hogan wrestled 400 days in one year? Did you know that Elvis was a Hulkamaniac? No? That's because none of those things are true... Today, Pete tells Luke all about the many lies of Hulk Hogan. We also hear a ghost story that we want to believe and Pete asks the question, can you eat insulin? Worrying... Want to get in to...

Pete’s bought a pair of fake silicon legs! Confused? We were too. Find out why on today’s show. Once we’ve heard about that we go on a hunt to find our tallest listener and we also start reading out your ghost stories. Spooky! Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us&n...

What would Jesus be like at a party? That’s the debate that Luke and Pete start today’s show with. Elsewhere, Luke has been reading about what it’s like to live and work in Death Valley. He tells Pete all about that and the lads also discuss what are the perfect clothes for sleeping in. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Insta...

What makes someone believe in a conspiracy theory? Luke and Pete try to get to the bottom of that increasingly important question on today’s show. We then read your emails, which include another great example of someone’s job determining their career and a story from a listener who, like Luke, has had to battle with a neighbour who was trying to reserve their own parking space. Want to get in touc...

Pete reveals that he’s met the man who voiced Mario on today’s show. Should we be surprised by this news? We also hear all about the first time that Pete met Luke’s dad and Luke tells us about the rather entertaining colleague he used to work with. His catchphrase is particularly enjoyable. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or I...