The Ludkast

Tatanka bemoans the ways of his people. Who cares?! It's time for the Big 10 Breakdown! It might be way early in the preseason, but it's never too early to focus on the current lineups and who's looking strong as we head into the very early preseason action!!

What's up with Montell Williams? He has a shadowy past. What was the true origin of Adam and Eve? What sacrifices were made, and by whom?

The Queen had some bizarre protocols, for sure What's Hugh Grant's problem with the Oscars? Jerk. All the dreams come true on Oscar night! Can we ship our treasures to Heaven ahead of time, if we find a killer shipping rate? Ancient Egypt makes another appearance on the mighty, mighty Ludkast! The secret recipe for Liver Mush Witches Brew!

What happens when people with more money than sense, or taste, overindulge in organ meats? Let's talk about it! A close look at the story behind "Into the Great Wide Open" by Tom Petty.

Tatanka pledges his allegiance to the White Devils in the pursuit and hunt of the White Ass. A brief look at the filmography of Jim Carrey, and musings about his alleged recent acting assignments. Shaolin windmills can be dangerous! They may cause you to become the Black Op Sleeper Cell of your neighborhood!

Prima Nocta is the supposed doctrine that allowed kings the right to bed a bride on her wedding night, thereby creating offspring that were at least half- British. Sweet, isn't it? What any of this has to do with Barney remains to be seen, but it can't be good... The first appearance of Barney and Old Rigadoo!

The train derailment in East Palestine, OH has become a toxic nightmare. The EPA said the best thing to do was burn countless gallons of vinyl chloride and other poisons, resulting in a wicked black cloud that resembles the aftermath of a nuclear detonation. I'm not sure if I agree with the Biden administration on that.

In olden times, some folks would slop around in raw sewage up to their chins, hoping to find a tiny piece of gold. Those were the days! Rama Lama speaks of the misconceptions of age, as well as intrinsic knowledge of times and places beyond one's experience. Who knew the world of professional wrestling was fraught with so much drama and real violence?

We debut the song "The Story of the Modern American". Sadder than the saddest country tune. A recently formed Shadow Coalition is revealed!

Be ready for hot takes! We ask the burning question; What is Rhythm? Can it be taught?

Matt went to visit Uncle Jess in Tennessee! Watching Bozo as an adult is a whole different experience! Gatherfest!... followed by a complete descent into "musical" meanderings.

Sad songs about dead pets. Don't worry, they'll be waiting on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge... to take their revenge! Tatanka rambles about the First Nations interpretation of Rainbow Bridge lore.

Good dental hygiene is a boon to society! A brief discussion of 80s butt rock naturally devolves into a deep dive into Steve Perry of Journey. There's always time to strum some dreamy chords... Beatles chords, no less.

Discussions of Chicago's White City from the Columbian Exposition are had. The devolution from Character ethic to Personality ethic, and the worthlessness it created. Mack Hatcher, or Slatch Kracker? A description of modern Sub-Appalachia. Uncle Cuckleshuck was a beast of a man. The shlock some musicians get away with is ridiculous!

What if all the 80s tough guy movies merged into one, unintelligible cacophony of testosterone and illiteracy? Let's find out! Dire warnings of the Monster Asteroid hurtling towards the Earth!! Will the HAARP save us? It's time for ACTION!! Does Adventure Time have an adverse effect on the elderly? It's led to an uptick in geriatric STDs. Prognosis Negative for the American future.

The power of a Benjamin Keller situation is discussed.

Wherein we discuss the mystery that is Lana Del Rey. So much pain... so much s-s-s-summertime sadness... so much drama. What are the true causes of trauma? Blue city landscapes. A flurry of expletives brought on by the Prodigy. Bookended by lively banter between Art Bell and George Noori.

Meandering through life with good friends and guitars... who could ask for more? The Epic Tale of Uncle Jimmy Chucky. Insider secrets of the Big Insurance/Old Folks Petting Zoo scandal/scam!

Songbirds of the Desert? What? Elvis' jet plane sat in the desert for decades... how strange.

This episode is chock full of jibbly-bibblies and jubbly-wubblies... so beware, dear Listener! "The Woeful Lament of the Human Condition" as well as a delightful skewering of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home", with musical support from the Whilbee Dunne "Orchestra".

Tatanka relates the ages old tale of the Great White Buffalo Spirit, and how he was killed through misadventure by a young and radically incompetent brave. What if Neanderthals had survived... or, have they? What were there lives like?