The Ludkast

Where did knives, forks and spoons come from? Let's find out together!! Drop us a line at the.ludkast@gmail.com !

The horrors of rectal maladies, as well as Long Island Lolitas and family histories are discussed. Also, why its dangerous to walk down the street, singing the Pineapple Rag. Jesse's ancestors get slightly roasted, in a loving way.

A tribute to Ray Lynch and wild imaginations... Miserable tales of helping the elderly. The Ancient Prophecy is foretold! A dramatic reading of The Jabberwocky!

Rama Lama brings messages of hope! The things we did as kids... only to ask "Why?" lo these many years later.

When animals attack! We find it's best to skip practice of any kind prior to public performances. Butchering sweet classic songs is a laugh riot! Governor Senator offers words of patriotic truth! Who knew a squirrels life was so complicated?

Why does AI seem to hate humans, and can that hatred be overcome? The ballad "We Tried With AI" makes it's debut...

"They can take our lives, but they can never touch our... podcast"? Rehashing the Fleorge Gloyd fiasco.

This episode is brought to you by The Bench Buddy, guaranteed to enhance your sitting experience! The governor of Illinois is doing a real service to his constituency... here's an update! Can a yokel from a public school really become president, or is that a load of claptrap?

You may have heard of Nosferatu, but I can guarantee you haven't heard the tale quite like this before. In an unrelated story about vampirism, we take a peek inside John and Yoko's "romance". How does a sheik cross the desert? Let's discuss.

You belong to the city, you belong to the... Ludkast! Once upon a time, there was a TV show about undercover cops in Miami. This ain't that. This is OUR version! Former Senator Governor has a dire warning g regarding the weaponization of the Novel Corona Virus-19! If you see soething, say something! Don't be a puss!

Father McTouchy wants to make sure you make amends with the Lord!! Woe unto he who goes unto his grave without having been redeemed by the Creator! Awkward medical exams! Cucky Johnson strikes again! Jeffrey Epstein lived on Bikini Bottom! Let's go for a visit! We have to stand up for the bees! They are the most exploited creature on this planet!

YEEHAW! Don't mess with the mighty Miss Wokrah!

Aloha! Maui blessings! Who's headlining Country Thunder? Let's find out! Jesse's vacationing in the islands, so it's time to celebrate everything Hawaii... again. How to trade in the art gallery world. The "insider" way! Tom Hanks is one heck of an actor!

Featuring the new megahit "The Ghost of Tom Choad"!

The Wizard by Black Sabbath is one of the most powerful riffs ever written. Let's pay homage once again to the masters of metal! Also discussed: 80s hair non-styles for men.

Have you heard the show Fresh Air with Terry Gross? Well, sometimes the air ain't so fresh, if you know what I mean. The first appearance of "Cucky" Johnson and the street kid who knows too much. Another tedious version of "Scratching On Your Balls"... The secret agenda behind Red Stripe beer. The debut of the ballad "I Couldn't Read Your Mind".

Credo Mutwa and David Icke discuss the ways of the mighty Muzungu. Also, a lively discussion about the origin of the southern anthem, "My Old Kentucky Home".

The Dalai Lama has some strange customs with his underlings. Remedies from the Dark Ages for modern diseases! Tesla Space plans. How will Elon gets all to Mars? The ballad of Klitzenbalz.

Who knew the jackfruit had so many uses? What kind of movies do you like? When was the last time you had a belly laugh? The differences between people can be a source of contention, or as a source of humor. It's up to us to decide...

Many classic Southern anthems are butchered by yours truly. We discuss the solutions to ALL of the problems.

Prepare for the return of the Christ!

The government is in cahoots with foreign entities producing AI-driven holographic projectors, in an effort to create false realities! God help us! A lively discussion of the Qoyaanisqatsi trilogy. What did a "night on the town" sound like in the 1700s?

Two old professors square off about the concept and ramifications of transgender reassignment as a social trend.

The origin story of Governor Senator. So much to say... We discuss the last remaining offense punishable by the guillotine.

A visit to the great state of Tennessee yields many revelations. What's with Lori Lightfoot? Happy to see her go. Obamacare blankets are an insult to all Americans! Sound levels are crazy! Many apologies!