The Loud and Short of It

This week the we take the podcast's most daring and respected minds and pit them against each other in a game of superfight! We get dangerous and decide to make our own cards, and chaos ensues. Link to video: https://youtu.be/ERmHVHiCwrw

Get your monthly dose of news from the boys, who hash out whether or not Eminem should hang it up, as well as a segement on the frustrations the Iowa caucus has caused. This is the news.

From the Ground Up: We do what any brave podcast does, make fun of American shopping habits. This week we rip apart online, retail, and grocery shopping in our most ambitious challenge of capitalism to date.

Monthly Movie Review: We start the new year of movies strong with three reviews about three drastically different movies. 00:00 Just Mercy 15:00 Bad Boys for Life 29:50 1917 48:40 Other Movies (No Spoilers)

We paint the world black and white with no nuance or gray areas. With bad opinions, terrible arguments, and cold takes we argue our way through this terrible game for your entertainment.

Variety Hour: Covering everything from a potential war with Iran to Taylor Swifts new documentary. No one can say we don't face the real issues facing American citizens.

From the Ground Up: Start your day right with a balanced meal. Start your year right with a great episode. Ramzi and Jesse tear down the Breakfast Industrial Complex, and rebuild it as a reasonable meal for adults.

A sly look back at all of 2019, and an inspired look forward at what The Loud and Short of It Enterprises will accomplish in 2020.

Monthly Movie Review: We review two movies involving murder. One done with lazer swords, and the other with knives. Which is which? Tune in to find out.

In The Lab: As the decade comes to a close we reflect on the years past. We explore both the events that have impacted the world, and ourselves.

Variety Hour: Ramzi and Jesse bring 5 topics each, and quickly find out they doubled up a couple times.

From the Ground up: The boys tear down every holiday you hold dear to your heart, and rebuild them bigger and better. They even bring in two new holidays that America desperately needs.

Monthly Movie Review: We try something a bit different, and shorten the episode. It definitely wasn't because we had no hot takes on these movies. Not at all.

In The Lab: We play a new game involving real life situations with outlandish results. Ramzi has declared this episode the best one yet.

Variety Hour: For the first time in Variety Hour history, the boys actually find 10 interesting topics!

From the Ground Up: Two idiots with no prior research or preparation tear down and rebuild America's struggling transportation industry, one vehicle at a time.

Monthly Movie Review: We dive deep into two movies about some tortured souls that take drastically different directions. Jesse also gives his thoughts on 6 additional October movies without any spoilers. 00:00 El Camino 28:53 No Spoilers (All of October) 34:04 Joker

In The Lab: We show how desperate we are for money in a great new game! How quickly would you lose a limb, or destroy a friend just for a shot at being upper class?

Variety Hour: Ramzi and Jesse bring up 5 news articles each. Jesse proves his lack of knowledge in radio, and Ramzi proves his lack of knowledge in civilizations.

From the Ground Up: Spooky Season is in full swing! The boys were told to drum up their own horror movies, but they just took it as an opportunity to do their favorite thing... complain.

Monthly Movie Reviews: We review movies we saw with our Father's. In classic fashion we find a way to mercilessly bitch about these movies.

In The Lab: The uninspired and completely washed out second chapter. Jesse pukes alot and Ramzi can't count all the genders.

In The Lab: We each bring topics for the other to rank. We find out Ramzi is the most decisive man in the world, and Jesse gets injured a lot.

We revamp the Variety Hour into something mildly resembling variety that is about an hour long. Just listen. We will bounce from Politics, to Music, to Pop Culture, Television, and a rotating fifth. Ramzi's is always Kanye, and Jesse's is always Kingdom Hearts.

From the Ground Up: This month we decided to tackle a subject a little more serious than theme parks or the Justice League. We focus on the issues plaguing student housing. However we can only stay serious for about five minutes before sharing stories of chainsaw beds, and glassy pools.