The Loud and Short of It

The podcast goes off the rails again as we get back in touch with our roots... Absolute absurdity. We will answer the world's least dumb questions, like "What is Bread?" "How do you become President?" and "Why do Texans own so many Trucks?"

Welcome back to the most reliable news source in the entire world! Two guys who read five articles. This week we dive into unemployment controversy, Sony, the #FreeBritney movement, Ellen, and of course APD hopefully getting their budget slashed.

This week we tear apart all your favorite national chains and provide you a fast dining experience you could only dream of. Warning: This episode may make you hungry.

The people have spoken, and we have delivered. Here is our review of a couple must-see Jim Carrey movies. We hope you enjoy this podcast more than we enjoyed some of his movies!

We get back to the card games this month to find out which one of us is built different!

A new and improved Variety Hour! We take it from 10 quick topics, to 5 in-depth topics. Keep up to date on Joe Biden, Netflix, video game prices, singing in Corona, and Disney World this month! Politics - https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/09/us... Television - https://www.dailysabah.com/turkey/net... Video Games - https://www.polygon.com/2020/7/7/2131... Music - https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavi...

Just like Jumanji, we open a box and let out all of the mayhem! Board games are getting torn down and rebuilt this week. We come for family favorites like Monopoly and Twister, and we are not Sorry!

Since the two of us are obviously killing it in the dating game, we thought we would share our first date advice with you. Not romantic plans, or charming thoughts but simply the most important questions you can ask to get to know someone.

Variety Hour is back but without only "Good News." We decide to show you the unpolished turd that is life in 2020. We tackle topics from politics, television, music, video games, and other random stuff.

The podcast celebrates it's first anniversary by getting back to the basics. We continue our rebuilding of DC's Justice League from the first episode, show off our new set design, and give you a few updates on what direction we are headed.

Please donate and do what you can to stand up to police brutality happening in our country. #BlackLivesMatter Mike Ramos was show with a bean bag with his hands up, and subsequently killed when he was fleeing. https://www.gofundme.com/f/justice-for-mike-ramos AJC works to promote racial justice in our city. https://austinjustice.org/donations/donate/ 400 and 1 is paying bails, and helping protesto...

This week we got an Austin double-feature, Boyhood and Texas Chainsaw Massacre, two movies that have virtually no differences.

This week we bring you back to the classroom and educate you on the important things. Wall-E and Kanye. The best rapper and robot, respectively.

This month we got a smattering of good news again to brighten up your day.

This week, animals are on the chopping block as we butcher your ideas of what an animal should be... And then we create our own, in genius fashion.

We got an at home streaming special this week, bringing you two movies that we picked out for each other. Super 8 is about a monster who was tested on by the government, and Pan's Labyrinth is about a monster who puts a child through tests. Will the vicious cycle continue?

This week we test our test buds and our livers. Is there really a difference between all the cheap beers? or do we just love the branding? We find out for you with a rigorous experiment, so you don't have to endure this pain.

For this month's variety hour, we decided to take the five categories and focus on the good.

This week we rebuild bars.

This month we review a movie about two siblings trying to find their long lost dad, and a movie about an invisible guy who is a serial abuser. March has been a wild ride.

This week we talk about what media you can fill your time with in the coming weeks! From our favorite books to our favorite videogames we give you all you need to keep yourself from going insane. Also, listen to the CDC guidelines (Not the Fed), stay home, and wash ya mitts.

This week we play a game we made up 10 minutes before we pressed record. Our genius cinematic minds recap all of your favorite movies in under a minute... or 4 minutes, rules are dumb.

Variety Hour: This week we give you the only news you need to suffer through, ranging from Tame Impala to Joe Biden, with no malarkey added.

From the Ground Up: This week we complain about how everyone else is bad at parties and we are the greatest hosts of all time. Then we take a chainsaw to your preconceptions of parties and pitch our ideal shindig, chaos and world domination naturally follow.

We review two goofy movies narrarated by mentally unstable people.