The Lost Lore

Welcome back!! In today’s episode, Haley tells the humiliating story of her 21st birthday. Shit . For the scrapped twenty first birthday episode, please subscribe to our Patreon: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast Thanks for live, laugh, loving and NEVER judging!!

Welcome back! In today’s episode, Haley and Jake celebrate releasing twenty episodes with a juicy game of 20 Questions ! The topics are tough (ever had a crush on a cartoon character?) The answers are long (well, we can’t just name one cartoon character). And the laughs are loud (we didn’t know it would be THAT many cartoon characters). For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe t...

We’re going on an adventure!! Today, Jake shares his lifelong dedication to The Lord of The Rings with Haley, who very courageously read the first book and watched the first movie in preparation for this episode (even though she literally has a severe allergy to all of it). We’re dressed up and ready to play Marry, F*ck, Kill, trade Gollum impressions, and discuss the highs and lows of the greates...

Grab your Birkin bag and a bottle of champagne! In today’s episode, Haley leads Jake down a path he’s never taken as they travel Reality TV Road. She fills him in on all things Bravo, Andy Cohen, and The Real Housewives franchise. Then, they learn the context of some of the most famous Housewives memes, read off the best taglines, and finally reenact an explosive, emotional Real Housewives of Salt...

Hold on tight, spider monkeys!! Today we’re talking about the greatest love story of all time: Twilight . We fawn over Edward, decide which powers we’d have and what animals we’d hunt (respectfully), and share our favorite moments from this truly perfect and completely unproblematic masterpiece. Haley is dressed up with a deep widow’s peak, and Jake has used all of her highlighter to glow like a v...

Buckle up, baby!! Haley and Jake are back to talk about their most dangerous days on the road: being sixteen-year-old drivers. Haley recounts having her first kiss on her 16th birthday, and Jake talks about renting out the fire department for his party. They cover the fashion, music, and excessive perfume use of that era. Then, Jake humbly shares his story of being in The Hunger Games . For bonus...

Today, we have our first guest speak-lore! (like, speaker ) (we have a guest). Our friend Maddie Regent is here to discuss all things video games! Important topics covered include: Mario, mods, and making the Sims… kiss ;) For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast Check out Maddie’s debut album: https://open.spotify.com/album/...

Your modern day Bonnie and Clyde are back and more vulnerable than ever to share stories of their time doing teenage crime. Confessions include Haley’s one night as a vandal, Jake’s hometown egging, and their terrifying run-ins with the law. Btw, nothing we say can literally ever be used against us in court, fyi. Ever. For full video episodes and bonus episodes, please subscribe to our Patreon: ht...

It’s been a long time coming… Today, Haley and Jake celebrate reaching their 13th episode by talking about their favorite, most beloved fake southerner: Taylor Swift. We share our stories of discovering blondie, go through every era and our favorite moments, and yeah, we’re in costumes while we do it! The most fun we’ve ever had. Sorry to our grandmas whose episode used to be the longest. But they...

Welcome back! Despite meeting in drama school, Haley and Jake have never shared their paths to getting there. Today, they finally swap audition stories and catch up on everything they missed in that one year of college that they weren’t together (Jake’s older than Haley and finally ready to talk about it). Haley reminisces on acquiring a taser and living with her RA. Then, Jake tells his most hero...

Time to lock in! Today, Haley and Jake return to their happy place as they recount the wonders of childhood gym class. Haley talks about learning archery, getting checked for lice at PE, and her dream of participating in just one more field day. Jake tells the story of “saving” his diabetic gym teacher and gossiping with the girls in the outfield. We recommend listening to Eye of The Tiger after t...

For God so loved the world, She gave Her one gay son and short thot daughter TEN episodes of this podcast! Jake and Haley celebrate reaching their double digit milestone by sharing their personal Ten Commandments to live by. Today’s sermon stresses the importance of NEVER buying your friend a gift, NEVER letting anyone stop you from being cringe, and NEVER EVER texting people back. For full length...

Welcome to your half-hour stay at The White Loretus! Your favorite hotel managers Jake & Haley have planned a fun-filled itinerary that includes: ​ Bonding over a mutual love of tv and movie spoilers ​ Discussing favorite seasons and characters from The White Lotus (Theo James, Theo James, Theo James) ​ Sincerely manifesting being cast on Survivor Complimentary laughs and dreams are shared. Do...

It’s no surprise that our longest episode to date is about the beloved women who first raised, spoiled and ❤️manipulated❤️ us: our precious southern grandmothers. Haley talks about her nanna’s many boyfriends, including a young man named PeeWee, and Jake reminisces on his grandma lovingly gifting him a Barbie Dream Jet. It’s a pleasure to share the stories of the ladies who made us… any problem yo...

Curiosity killed the cat and our love for our cats just might kill us! In today’s episode, Haley and Jake share stories (and schemes) of adopting and naming their beloved cats, how having pets has made them more neurotic, and they even bravely tackle the old question of Cats vs. Dogs? Meow! Like Ciao, but in cat. For exclusive bonus content and full length video episodes, please subscribe to our P...

Happy April Fools’ Day to every fool whose love life feels like a total joke! In today’s episode, Haley and Jake boost your self esteem with stories of their dating app lows. We laugh over first Tinder dates, hottest hookups, and having a crush on the same guy. Jake even shares the stories of how he unexpectedly came out to his mom and then literally hid back in the closet. For full length video e...

When Haley and Jake went into business together—yes, having a podcast is a business!—they never checked the others’ credentials. In today’s episode, our two besties recount the highs and lows of their various jobs, like the hell of working in a nursing home, the worse hell of dog walking, and the thrill of stealing public property with coworkers (yes, they’re baristas). They even spill on their co...

Finally! Someone is addressing the kid’s yogurt phenomenon of the 2000s! In today’s episode, Haley and Jake discuss this and the other significant foods and fads of their childhoods. Haley brings Jake up to speed on one of her first best friends, Little Debbie, and Jake, in the year 2025, makes a case for drinking cow’s milk. For full length video episodes and exclusive content, please subscribe t...

Welcome back and buckle up! Today Haley and Jake are talking about the facts of life, the birds and the bees, the reason for you and me... SEX! Our besties rehash how they learned about the Horizontal Mambo, including first trips to Hooters, unexpectedly being in the room when someone else is doing it, and getting mono at show choir camp. The infamous Blue Waffle even makes a nasty appearance.  Fo...

Welcome back! In this episode, Jake brings a clueless Haley up to speed on all things Harry Potter. THEN, Haley fills Jake in on the only Harry Potter lore he doesn't know about... a very sexy fan fiction between Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. For full video episodes and exclusive content, please subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Welcome to The Lost Lore !!!!! Best friends Haley Griswold and Jake Deyton are diving into all the things they should know about each other but don't. Put your paws up for our first lore because we're talking about mother monster herself: LADY GAGA!! For full video episodes and exclusive content, please subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Welcome to The Lost Lore Podcast with best friends Haley Griswold and Jake Deyton! Join us every Tuesday as we catch up on all the things we should know about each other but don't (probably because we were busy getting drunk and crying on the streets of New York when we met in college). We get into everything from our favorite cereals and first kisses to what modern technology we wish we could sha...