The Long Spatula Podcast

You kneaded them and now your baked bois are back! Break bread with Ryan and Osanne who brought some triggering tales about trolls and the British Podcast Awards. U mad bro? **Ratings** Trollhunter Ryan: 4.5/10 Osanne: 3/10 (Tartar Sauce!) Jamie: 0/10 (Tartar Sauce!)

Ryan and Osanne interview... Trevor and MKH from the GeekSweat podcast **Links** The GeekSweat Podcast - https://castbox.fm/va/1359883 MKH's Instagram (@mkhinc) - https://www.instagram.com/mkhinc/ 

Join Ryan and Osanne in their first Secret Sauce Segment as they make some geeks sweat! Trevor and MKH from the GeekSweat Crew realise what they got themselves into as your boys instigate some drama, give you a deep dive on their origin story and talk about how a certain unemployed artist got a job. **Links** The GeekSweat Podcast - https://castbox.fm/channel/GEEKSWEAT-id1359883?utm_source=website...

Your soy boys, Ryan and Osanne are back with more sauce as they dish out their verdict on the SpongeBob musical, Jamie's latest addiction and drop some knowledge as we bring back "Productivity Talk". **Notice** Drop your bois a cheeky vote at https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote (search for The Long Spatula Podcast)

Ryan, Osanne and Kelvin review... Dark Souls **Notice** Drop your bois a cheeky vote at https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote (search for The Long Spatula Podcast) **Ratings** Ryan: 9/10 (Golden Joystick!) Osanne: 8/10 Kelvin: 9.5/10 (Golden Joystick!)

Take your Estus Flask with you as this episode takes you on a journey with controversial turns, lost curries and new levels of ray tracing as Ryan, Osanne and Kelvin (juan cold boi) reflect on the week's events and review Dark Souls. **Notice** Drop your bois a cheeky vote at https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote (search for The Long Spatula Podcast) **Ratings** Ryan: 9/10 (Golden Joystick!) O...

Ryan and Osanne review... You vs. Wild **Ratings** Ryan: 6.5/10 Osanne: 7/10

Do you want to listen to an episode with your boys, Ryan and Osanne, talking about their take on the #BlackLivesMatter protests and reviewing Bear Grylls' latest series, You vs. Wild? You decide. **Ratings** You vs. Wild Ryan: 6.5/10 Osanne: 7/10

Ryan and Osanne kick their feet up and let Gustav (their new butler) do the heavy lifting as the 5 Star award winning duo head straight to the top! (further than Elon's rocket!)

Ryan and Osanne review... BEASTARS **Ratings** Ryan: 8/10 Osanne: 8/10

The Spatula Crew is back! Join Ryan, Osanne and Glody (our editor!) to talk about the big moves they've been making. Also in this episode is the epic tale of a humble barber who worked his way up to take over the game as we're planning on doing in the next season so stay tuned... **Ratings** BEASTARS Ryan: 8/10 Osanne: 8/10

Ryan, Osanne and Richard (Special Guest!) review... The Farewell **Ratings** Ryan: 8.5/10 Osanne: 8/10 Richard: 8.5/10

Join Ryan as Osanne, and special guest Richard, fall down a rabbit hole of tales from their time in Paris and much more...    **Ratings**  The Farewell Ryan: 8.5/10  Osanne: 8/10  Richard: 8.5/10  

Ryan, Osanne and Anthony review (Guest Star!)... Death Note **Ratings** Ryan: 8.5/10 Osanne: 9/10 Anthony: 8/10

* The human whose name is mentioned in this podcast shall die (of laughter) * This podcast shall not take effect unless the listener emails in to longspatula@gmail.com ~ Ryan, Osanne and Anthony (Guest Star!) **Ratings** Death Note Ryan: 8.5/10 Osanne: 9/10 Anthony: 8/10

Ryan and Osanne review... Tower of God **Ratings** Ryan: 7/10  Osanne: 6.5/10 

Ryan and Osanne are popping in with a cheeky lesson on how to cheat smart and your favourite eye-popping, creepy segment... Tricking Osanne!  **Links**  Morphogenetic Fields https://www.context.org/iclib/ic12/sheldrak/  Osanne's anime list myanimelist.net/animelist/trueivorian  **Ratings**  Tower of God  Ryan: 7/10  Osanne: 6.5/10 

Ryan, Osanne and Jamie review... City of God . **Ratings** Ryan: 8/10 Osanne: 8.5/10 Jamie: 10/10 (Golden Spatula!)

Your favourite "Tender Trio" of amateur thieves are back to steal an hour of your day with answers to the big questions like why did Chris Evans get nervous during his date with Jamie? Starring Ryan (as Benny), Osanne (as Knockout Ned) and Jamie (as Li'l Zé). **Ratings** City of God Ryan: 8/10 Osanne: 8.5/10  Jamie: 10/10 (Golden Spatula!)

Ryan and Osanne review... How I Built This with Guy Raz **Ratings** Ryan: 8/10 Osanne: 8/10

The critically acclaimed podcasters, Ryan and Osanne, are back with Easter news and podcast reviews so sit back relax and enjoy! **Ratings** How I Built This with Guy Raz Ryan: 8/10 Osanne: 8/10

Your kings, Ryan and Osanne, are back for a strangely productive episode, so set your tomato timer, sit back and enjoy!

Pip pip and cheerio dear listener, your favourite spiffing spat-trio are back! Join Ryan, Osanne, Jamie and Magic Grandad as they take you on a journey back to the 17th century!

**Ingredients** 1 Ryan 1 Osanne 1 Kelvin 1 Glody 1 Round of applause **Recipe** 1) Pre-heat the podcast to 0 Kelvins 2) Add all ingredients to the podcast 3) Email in at longspatula@gmail.com 4) Sit back, relax and enjoy!

Are you an isolated boi right now? Let Ryan and Osanne keep you company as they try and avoid the elephant in the room!