The Long Spatula Podcast

"They're Back! They're Back I Tell ya!!". It's been a while, but your bois are back on the scene with engaging stories and another beast of a review, so be sure to sit back, relax and enjoy. **Ratings** BEASTARS Season 2 Osanne 6.5/10 Ryan 7/10 Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR   It’s free, and you can talk to us and other members of the podcast as well as many other active memb...

Happy new year listeners! Last year Ryan and Osanne left behind some crazy stories about a Mc Donald's Jerk Chicken sandwich and a clean cooking segment so just sit back, relax and enjoy this hidden gem! Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR   It’s free, and you can talk to us and other members of the podcast as well as many other active members!

This Black Friday you get two dicks for the price of one!? Tune in as Ryan and Osanne talk about the bad feeling in the pit of their wallets with the festive season round the corner, a certain double-dicked dude and a new job opportunity. Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR   It’s free, and you can talk to us and other members of the podcast as well as many other active members.

Ryan and Osanne review... Among Us **Ratings** Ryan: 6.5/10 Osanne: 7.5/10 Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR   It’s free, and you can talk to us and other members of the podcast as well as many other active members.

Your bois, Ryan and Osanne are among us with a surprisingly original business idea and a review of the game that every one's talking about so sit back, relax and enjoy! Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR   It’s free, and you can talk to us and other members of the podcast as well as many other active members. **Ratings** Among Us Ryan: 6.5/10 Osanne: 7.5/10

Join Ryan and Osanne as they challenge science itself. Inject yourself with the chum bucket serum as they explore vaccines, cures and a certain side effect that may change a man's life forever. Also, we introduce a brand new segment, a conjoined storytelling experience completely improvised on the spot ! Lastly, Ryan has some important news that he's been hyping up for the whole week. Let's hope i...

Your basement-dwelling bois are back and are holed up in Spat-Tower with nothing but dusty old recordings to keep them company... that's right this is a clip show and we've lined up some bangers for you so just sit back, relax and enjoy!

Do black people eat cheese sandwiches? Would Ryan accept a knighthood? What happened during Osanne's game of DnD? If these questions seem spooky, it's no surprise because in this special episode of The Long Spatula Podcast you're in for a treat (or trick!) **Links** www.twitch.tv/longspatula

Things get a bit heated in the kitchen as Ryan learns the hard way that you can't mess around with mashed plantain and while your boi Osanne can't seem to remember birthdays, he's still stashed away a much "needed" surprise segment with a Black History Month twist! Just sit back, relax and enjoy folks...

Ryan and Osanne review... The Matrix **Ratings** Ryan: 10/10 (Golden Spatula!) Osanne: 9/10

Join Ryan and Osanne as they travel through the Matrix: brain implants, new microphones and fear of failure? It's all in this one! **Ratings** The Matrix Ryan: 10/10 (Golden Spatula!) Osanne: 9/10

Ryan and Osanne review... Critical Hit

Join Ryan in hearing Osanne's bizarre story about our boi Ferdy gate crashing his work call and his adventures finding a loyal crew to work on a game with him. This episode is f̶i̶n̶g̶e̶r̶ ̶l̶i̶c̶k̶i̶n̶'̶ good!

Don't fly too close to the sun as your boys Ryan, Osanne and their special guest Mason take you through the solar system in this episode that answers all the important questions. Is there life on Venus? And what are their first impressions of the new Final Fantasy 16 trailer?

In this Long Spatula Segment, your boi Ryan must pay attention as Osanne tells a series of tricky news stories one of which is fake. Can Ryan spot the lie when oftentimes the truth is stranger than fiction?

The truth is often stranger than fiction..., but you couldn't make up what goes down in this episode as your bois, Ryan and Osanne come out of their bubble to talk about a qualitea business idea, a close friend who may or may not be considering a sex change and busting back into Spat Tower so stay tuned!

Did you know everything you have said has been recorded in the Library of Babel? How is this possible? Well we’ve got your answers in this massive episode! We also get our inventing hats on and think of two products with the power to change the world, and bring back the much loved cooking segment where we attempt to make jollof rice. But that's not all, Ryan has been flying high in the latest flig...

Ryan and Osanne interview... Steph and Teresa from the High Expectasians Podcast **Links** The High Expectasians Podcast - https://castbox.fm/channel/High-Expectasians-id2965801 Steph's Instagram (@stephfungal.art) - https://www.instagram.com/stephfungal.art Teresa's Instagram (@teriifan) - https://www.instagram.com/teriifan/

Here to witness the most  secret -y  secret  of  all of secret-dom are Stef (@stephfungal) and Teresa (@teriifan) from the High Expectasians Podcast as your regular bois, Ryan and Osanne, try to add to their secret collection of secrets (secretly).

Your sunny side bois are back in another sizzling episode! Ryan and Osanne are joined, by Glody (our editor!) at the prison canteen to talk about how things could have gone so wrong...

Ryan and Osanne review... Evil Genius with Russel Kane **Ratings** Ryan: 7.5/10 Osanne: 7.5/10

Put the money in the bag and let Jesus take the wheel as your bois, Ryan and Osanne tear up the script, "spat" some bars and go rogue in an action-packed episode that you won't want to miss! **Ratings** Evil Genius with Russel Kane Ryan: 7.5/10 Osanne: 7.5/10

Ryan, Osanne and Glody (our editor!) review... SpongeBob Anime Ep #1: Bubble Bass Arc **Ratings** Ryan: 9/10  Osanne: 9/10  Glody: 10/10 (Anime Spatula!) 

Well, you backed up... and you know what else? Ryan might be going bald... and you know what else? Glody (our editor!) met some strangers online... and you know what else? Osanne is bleeding... and you know what else, else?!?! The pizza's getting cold!    **Ratings**    SpongeBob Anime Ep #1: Bubble Bass Arc  Ryan: 9/10  Osanne: 9/10  Glody: 10/10 (Anime Spatula!...

Ryan and Osanne review... Trollhunter **Ratings** Ryan: 4.5/10 Osanne: 3/10 (Tartar Sauce!) Jamie: 0/10 (Tartar Sauce!)