Alpha Male Tea Party

The Long Drive Home

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The Long Drive Home is a Podcast about the many ways in which a gig can go wrong, presented by Alpha Male Tea Party (Greg, Tom and Ben). Being in a band is really cool and fun, right? Well, yeah, it is. But it's also absolutely crushing some times and we want to explore that because through tears and horror, there is laughter.

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Alpha Male Tea Party

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Latest episode

May 26, 2026

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Episodes

"He was upended into a car and it whizzed off into the distance" - Gordon Moakes (Bloc Party/Young Legionnaire/The None) 26.05.2026

Here's yet another episode, and this time we have our second Mercury Music Prize nominee! It's Gordon Moakes off of that Bloc Party lot, you know the ones. He also plays/has played with with the rather excellent Young Legionnaire and The None too. I (Ben) got to nerd off about Bloc Party and his bass playing, before he went into some hilarious and harrowing tales of touring the globe, incl...

"I remember looking up and the ceiling was covered in blood" - Joe Branton (Poly-Math) 19.05.2026

DEAR LISTENER, we are here for episode 14 with Joe Branton from Poly-Math and the Guitar Nerds podcast, who tells us just how many Northern towns he hates in startling detail. Join us for a conversation with a dear friend and touring compadre. Poly-Math music: https://www.poly-math.net/Contact the show: thelongdrivehomepodcast@gmail.comAMTP live shows, music and merch: https://alphamaleteaparty.ba...

"I can't believe they let this ferry leave..." - Ash Tubb (Sugar Horse) 12.05.2026

Episode 13 is here, and features a chat with the creator of this very podcast's name, Ash Tubb off of Sugar Horse! He talks exploding amps, bribery, the perils of touring Europe post Brexit and...wardrobe malfunctions. Sugar Horse - https://sugarhorse.bandcamp.com/ Contact the show: thelongdrivehomepodcast@gmail.com AMTP live shows, music and merch: https://alphamaleteaparty.bandcamp.com/

"Latex, laryngitis and the biggest gig of my life..." - Paige Kennedy 05.05.2026

Episode 12 of Series 2 is with the alt-pop genderqueer pioneer Paige Kennedy, who tells us about signing NDA's to play festivals, playing 3 gigs across 5 countries in 26 hours stuffed into the back of a Kia Ceed and contracting laryngitis on the day of the biggest gig of their life! Paige Kennedy - https://www.instagram.com/paigekennedymusic/ Contact the show: thelongdrivehomepodcast@gmail.com...

"He has a balaclava and a machine gun, don't tell him we're a punk band!" - Carol Hodge 28.04.2026

Here's episode 11 of series 2, and it's a real doozy as we speak with solo artist and hired gun Carol Hodge (The Wildhearts, Steve Ignorant). She talks of encounters with gangs, vomit, cabins in the woods and many more miserable tales of woe! Carol's shows and music: https://www.carolhodge.co.uk/ Contact the show: thelongdrivehomepodcast@gmail.com AMTP live shows, music and merch: http...

"You might as well stop playing and come watch Jools..." - Michael Astley-Brown (Maebe) 21.04.2026

Episode 10 of Series 2 is here, and this time we talk to Maebe's benevolent dictator Michael Astley-Brown, who is also the editor in chief at GuitarWorld.com! He takes us through his formative years playing in (say it quietly) function bands, inter band arguments and popping the musical cherries of an entire (limited) audience! MAEBE's new album Brain Paint is out May 22nd on Ripcord Recor...

"You inspired me not to do that..." - Party Cannon 14.04.2026

Episode nine is upon us, and this time we welcome Mike and Chris from the utterly brutal Party Cannon! They regale us with tales of hot sauce related injuries, grim European hotels and hearing the words "you inspired me not to do that...", amongst many, many others. Strap in! Party Cannon music: https://party-cannon.com/Contact the show: thelongdrivehomepodcast@gmail.comAMTP live shows, music and...

"Everything blew up one at a time!" - Overhead, the Albatross 07.04.2026

Welcome to episode eight in this series of The Long Drive Home podcast with Alpha Male Tea Party. On this episode we speak to Stevie and Vinny from the cinematic post-rock wizards Overhead, the Albatross. They do not disappoint as they cover blown up equipment, complete power outages and self sabotage through the medium of many cans. Overhead, the Albatross music: https://overheadthealbatross.band...

"We'd finished before the doors even opened" - Field Music 31.03.2026

Welcome to episode seven in this series of The Long Drive Home podcast. This episode features a wonderful chat with real favourites of ours, Field Music. They're such an interesting band and they've got some fascinating stories to tell, including opening for Maximo Park before anyone entered the venue and doomed Scandinavian tours where getting home was a genuine concern! Field Music website: http...

"You RUINED our night!" - Remy Enceladus (Straight Girl) 24.03.2026

Welcome to episode six of The Long Drive Home podcast, where this time we speak to electro punk juggernaut Straight Girl. This is a WILD ride as Remy talks openly and honestly about the perils of being a solo artist and how badly they've been treated on the road. TW: sexual assault. Straight Girl music: https://straightgirluk.bandcamp.com/ Contact the show: thelongdrivehomepodcast@gmail.com AMTP l...

"I handed him the wrong bass" - Mel Pereira (The St Pierre Snake Invasion/Benzo Queen) 17.03.2026

Welcome to episode five in this series of The Long Drive Home Podcast, where this time we talk to master of all, jack of very few, Mel Pereira! Mel's done it all through the years, from playing all manner of instruments live to being the guitar tech and wizard for massive bands like Wet Leg, as well as stage managing ArcTanGent and 2000 Trees! Mel has stories and advice for all manner of ears and...

"Sum 41 hated our guts" - Jamie Lenman (Reuben) 10.03.2026

Welcome to episode four in this series, for our chat with the quite brilliant Jamie Lenman! He talks very candidly about his worst touring experiences, mostly with the band Reuben, and BOY are they fun stories. Get involved kids, it's a cracker! Like, subscribe, tell ya mates! Jamie's website: http://www.jamielenman.com/ Contact the show: thelongdrivehomepodcast@gmail.com AMTP live shows, music an...

"I was hit in the face with a 50p piece" - Stephen Kerrison (Zun Zun Egui/Safety Word) 03.03.2026

Welcome to episode three in this series, for our chat with mastering engineer and road warrior Stephen Kerrison. He chats to us about his time in Zun Zun Egui, Safety Word and other creative endeavours. It's full of incredibly relatable twists and turns, and it was a pleasure to have our good friend and the mastering engineer for our record "Reptilian Brain" on the show. Like, subscribe, tell ya m...

"They threw their boiled sweets at us!" - Kavus Torabi (Cardiacs/Gong/The Utopia Strong) 26.02.2026

You're back then, are you? Welcome! The Long Drive Home is back - bigger, louder and more harrowing than ever. This episode sees our chat with prog and psych overlord Kavus Torabi (Cardiacs, Gong, The Utopia Strong, The Monsoon Bassoon) as he recounts some of his worst gigs ever, from rain-soaked shows and collapsing festivals to the bizarre night where boiled sweets became airborne weapons. Like,...

"Robbed at breakfast" - Alpha Male Tea Party 26.02.2026

The Long Drive Home is back baby! Bigger, louder and more harrowing than ever. Episode one is us, Alpha Male Tea Party, explaining the absences of the podcast and also discussing our worst gigging experiences since we last spoke. Listen as we speak with stark honesty about how most of our gear was stolen from us as we ate an overpriced breakfast in a service station! Laugh as we bare our souls and...

The Long Drive Home - Dean Coughlin (Comedian) 22.06.2021

Something a bit different now, as this time we're joined by Scouse comedian Dean Coughlin! He gives us an insight into what bad gigs are like for comedians, as well as delving into his guitar playing past. We digress somewhat to talk about tribute bands and even tribute comedians (!!!) but this was an absolute hoot to record. Follow Dean on Twitter - @deancoughlin_ Podcasts - The Damn Daniel Podca...

The Long Drive Home - Dan Stevenson (Frontierer/Lift) 08.05.2021

Well, the weather is a bit shit isn't it. Fucking May?? What the fuck is this all about? Anyway, NEW EPISODE TIME!! AND THIS ONE IS BELTA!! We have been joined by the handsome and charming Dan from Frontierer! Man... he sure knows his onions, theres pretty much not too many square feet of this planet that he's not covered while on the road with Frontierer or when tour managing And So I Watch You F...

The Long Drive Home - Evelyn Halls (Clean Cut Kid) 03.05.2021

Roll up, roll up.....It new episode time! This episode we speak to the wonderfully talented and funny Evelyn Halls from that there popular beat combo from the northern port city of Liverpool, Clean Cut Kid. Evelyn played cello on our recent record, so were were well happy to have her back for a proper natter. Evelyn talks about the trials and tribulations of touring around the globe with Clean Cut...

The Long Drive Home - Laurent 'Lags' Barnard (Gallows/Krokodil) 17.04.2021

Word... Its only flipping episode 17 of The Long Drive Home Podcast, and this time we have the brilliant Lags from the popular beat combos of Gallows and Krokodil. Lags talks us through his brush with heavy handed stage managers and over zealous barrier security, how to overcome extreme onstage alcohol-induced nausea, the importance of comprehensive line-checks and the highly-competitive world of...

The Long Drive Home - Dave Larkin (Black Peaks) 02.04.2021

Strap in for this one, I'd even double strap in if you have a spare lying around... Its only Dave Larkin, the bass wielding riff monster from that there Black Peaks. He's going to talk you all through what to do when you're stranded in a strange country without a phone or the internet, and the importance of a bandmates health when dealing with the pressures of international touring. He's even give...

The Long Drive Home - Paul Russell (Axes/Human Pyramids) 04.03.2021

In episode 15 we're joined by our dear old touring pal, Paul Russell. We've shared many a splitter van with Paul and he's always one for a good touring anecdote. Along with fronting his bands Axes and Human Pyramids, Paul has also toured as front-of-house engineer for bands such as The Skints and The King Blues, seeing such colourful sights of dodgy Russian hotel rooms and Belgian 'specialist' car...

The Long Drive Home - Dan Nightingale (Conjurer) 16.02.2021

Episode 14 sees us welcome into our hearts and arms, the very handsome and charming Dan Nightingale from the band Conjurer. Dan joins us for a chat where he regales us with his tales of those good ol´ times of touring (remember them, eh?) Gigs.......aahhhh yes. Gigs. Enjoy xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Long Drive Home - Katie Malco 08.02.2021

The lucky episode number 13 - The very lovely and hilarious Katie Malco joins us to tell us about what it was like to be sharing the stage with a late 90s indie diva (no, not Natalie Imbruglia), clarinet players, and how a swelteringly-hot house show can go horribly awry. Enjoy everyone! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Long Drive Home - Serena Cherry (Svalbard) 16.01.2021

On this episode - A couple of weeks ago we had the pleasure of the company of the very wonderful and talented Serena Cherry, who discusses her fabulous and not-so-fabulous escapades when out on the road with her band Svalbard. Please note - later on in the podcast Serena touches on her appalling experiences of up-skirting, so if you feel this subject may be sensitive - please feel free to skip onw...

The Long Drive Home - Richard Jupp (ex-Elbow/educator) 29.12.2020

We're absolutely delighted to have Richard Jupp, former drummer from Elbow (yes, ELBOW) on the podcast to talk us through the lows and indeed HIGHS of being in Elbow. We gave Richard rare permission to also discuss some of his favourite parts of touring and some other wild activities of the A-list life. A lovely episode that we all thoroughly enjoyed. Richard is a wonderful chap. Enjoy x Hosted on...

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