The Lonely Stoner

In this episode, I sit down with college art professor Usama Khalid for a wide-ranging conversation that bridges the gap between fine art, community, and hip-hop. We spark up and get right into it, breaking down the musical genius and cultural impact of Kanye West and Drake. Usama also opens up about his journey as an educator, what it’s like inside his classes, and the inspiring story behind his...

We didn't even make it an hour. In this emergency video episode, Javier and I sit down to address the massive elephant in the room: YouTube’s automated bots pulled the plug on our livestream and suspended our channel in just 40 minutes. We are laying out exactly what happened during that 40-minute window, calling out the broken automated system that shut us down, and breaking down the uncensor...

This episode is a wide-ranging, unfiltered conversation between three friends that bounces between humor, pop culture, and surprisingly deep social commentary. The title comes from Tom Brady's coconut water drink "Good Nut," which becomes a running joke throughout. The episode opens with casual talk about dating and age gaps before spiraling into raunchy humor — a parody Pop Rocks commercial and o...

**Fire off I apologize for the audio discrepancy. Still figuring it out ** Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening! Welcome back to The Lonely Stoner Podcast, coming to you live from the cloud. In this massive, near three-hour epic session, TJ and Javier sit down for a deep, unfiltered heart-to-heart with father, gym bro, and bookworm Adrian for Part 2 of our Generational Wealth vs. Generat...

In this episode, TJ, Nehemias, and Hitman Rod dive into an eclectic mix of topics spanning combat sports, movies, and pop culture. The guys cover everything from high-stakes professional analysis to nostalgic childhood throwbacks, offering debates, insights, and plenty of laughs. What’s waiting for you inside this episode: UFC & Boxing Breakdown: A deep dive into recent UFC fight nights, fighter p...

Welcome back to another episode of The Lonely Stoner podcast! In this unfiltered, heavily relaxed Motivational Monday session, Tyler and Javier sit down to talk about what happens when you show up completely unprepared for life—and why rolling with the punches is all part of the dance. What’s Inside This Episode:  The Illusion of Control: The guys break down anxiety, the pressure to stay five step...

*****This episode still has audio issues. But if you want to hear the upgrade checkout motivational Monday 6/22/26**** We are BACK! After a brief hiatus, an audio equipment meltdown, and a 24-hour emergency upgrade worthy of a NASCAR pit crew, Tyler and Javier are finally back behind the mics. Armed with a shiny new audio setup and absolutely no adult supervision, the guys dive into the wild world...

(EPISODE IS CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING AUDIO ISSUES ) In the first part of this deep dive on The Lonely Stoner, Tj breaks down Generational Wealth vs Generational a curse and the "momentum" we inherit from our families, contrasting the foundations of generational wealth with the heavy reality of generational curses. He argues that true wealth isn't just about cash, but is built on assets, knowledge, a...

Join Javier Ortuño, aka Slow Mojo, a lively Twitch streamer, as he dives into a variety of captivating topics. He and TJ explore personal goals like academic growth and navigating life after a break. They hilariously discuss relationship red flags, the societal views on cosmetic surgery, and the complexities of parenting in today's tech-obsessed world. Plus, hear about Javier's ambitious resolutio...

In this episode of The Lonely Stoner Podcast, Tyler sits down with Ray and Javi for a real one. We kick things off with some stoner soul talk—how do you handle pressure without folding when life gets heavy? Then we dive into modern dating, high standards, and whether today’s women want love or just lifestyle. From there, we go deep into conspiracies and world events. Is war just a distraction? Is...

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Lonely Stoner Podcast Summary 03/04/2025 Introduction (00:35) Host TJ and co-host Javy reunite after a break, excited to return. They reflect on personal growth and changes during their time away. Current Events (01:15) The hosts discuss Trump’s election, its impact on immigration, and a rumored Gulf of Mexico name change. They also touch on Elon Musk’s government audit and sports trades, includin...

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In this episode of “The Lonely Stoner,” hosts Javier and Tyler dive deep into the emotional rollercoaster that is “Inside Out 2.” They discuss how the movie made them reflect on their own emotions as adults, sparking insightful conversations about mental health and personal growth. With Father’s Day recently passed, Javier shares stories about his visit to Houston and the memorable moments spent w...

In this episode of the Lonely Stoner Podcast, Blake shares his recent experiences of finding a new job after taking a break, all while indulging in some herbal relaxation. The conversation takes an intriguing turn as we delve into the world of rap disses in hip hop, dissecting the beefs from Kendrick, Drake, and J. Cole to Chris Brown versus Quavo, exploring which ones hit closest to home. From th...

In this episode of “The Lonely Stoner,” TJ, Blake and Javier delve into the intricacies of finding balance in life. We discuss the concept of equivalent exchange that we learned from anime fullmetal alchemist. And apply it to life. We explore the concepts of discipline and legacy, both on Earth and beyond. Through candid conversations, we talk the importance of stepping out of the comfort zone to...

"Embark on a journey with 'The Lonely Stoner' trio Blake, Javier, and TJ—where laughter, camaraderie, and candid conversations collide. Join us as we delve into the twists and turns of life, share hilarious tales of love and misadventures, reminisce about unforgettable moments, and throw in a dash of WWE wrestling excitement. Thanks for listening and letting us cloud your mind

Dive into the contrasting realms of humor and introspection with rapper Pistol Pete on this episode of 'The Lonely Stoner.' From lighthearted banter about unconventional topics to a candid exploration of Pistol Pete's highs and lows in 2023, join us as we unravel the layers of laughter, reflection, and personal growth.

Good morning. Good afternoon. And Good evening. Thanks for allowing us to cloud your mind. In todays episode Benji and Blake join me and we talk about snoop dogg “quitting”, would we quit weed or just quit smoking it, we wish everyone a happy thanksgiving and talk about what we’re thankful for (6:40), talk about vacationing and California (08:20) , talk about future plans for the podcast and episo...

Today Blake and I get together and discuss the beef between Dj akademiks and saucy Santana and things that were said. Then we dive deeper and have a discussion about being a victim and using your community as a victim shield from accountability. Spark up. And give a listen. Because we went OFF and kept it REAL ( respectfully though) . THANKS FOR LETTTING US CLOUD YOUR MIND

Today Blake and I get together and discuss YouTube kids, explore the app and the content on it. and the dangers of letting tech and the world raise our youth. We discuss the young man who assaulted his teacher over his Nintendo switch and much more. Being better parents and leaders. Please spark and give us a listen. Thanks for allowing us to cloud your mind

In todays episode Blake and I get together on Halloween and have a Halloween Special smoke sesh. We discuss (joe smith wife and only fans, Tyson fury vs Francis Ngannou, Halloween movies) spark up. Give a listen and thanks for letting us cloud your minds !!

This episode is a comeback and welcome back at the same time. I hope you enjoy listening to this episode as much as I did. It was a trip. Talked about ja morant. Companies being woke going broke and being disingenuous . And much more. It got deep this episode. Thanks for allowing me to cloud your mind.

Happy Easter from the lonely stoner podcast and crew. Today my friends and I discuss the nba and who we have winning the finals. Also stay tuned at the end. We discuss fear factor and what we would and wouldn’t do. Tune in. Relax. And thanks for allowing us to cloud your mind