The Lesbian Loudmouth Podcast

What can I say?  You've got to know when to hold em.  Know when to fold em.  I should've folded.  If you wanna hear an old lady talk about toilet installation have I got a show for you!  We hear from Mr and Mrs Electric Gary.  Their story made me pee a little.  

Sur le pont d'Avignon TONY DANZA TONY DANZA!!  Sur le pont d'Avignon TONY DANZA TONY DANZA!!  Sur le pont d'Avignon TONY DANZA TONY DANZA!! Ahh kids songs!  They just get stuck in your head endlessly.  We hear from Tailz and Rose!  Lucky!!

Sarah tells us about her surgery.  Up yours Clarice!  See you in hell!!  

We hear from Tailz and Electric Gary!  I talk about the Duggars, the most inconsiderate man in the world and a man wearing a shirt.  He wore a shirt!

Dude, where's my keys?  That's right!!  It's time for another round of our favourite game; "How dumb is she?"  We hear from Tailz and Heather.  

I hope I am able to describe "The Robe" in painful detail.  I hope you stop screaming long enough to leave an iTunes review.  Next show will feature Tailz and Heather.  Stay tuned.  

Hey!  Wanna hangout while I fold laundry?  We hear from a brand new submitter.  Welcome aboard Heather!  She's my new favourite.  I wanna get physio, physio.  Lets get into physio, 

Electric Gary saves the show yet again.  I talk about the joys, and miseries of having 20/20 vision.  We get some good news on the Clarice front.  I avoid other parents at soccer like nobody's business.  Malcolm tries to pitch me on bringing toys to a very special place.

Rainbow and Lisa join me on this episode.  Funny segment as usual!  I ramble about being a victim of an accidental email forward from a family member.  Yuck.  Thanks to those of you who have donated to the show.  I like you better than everyone else. 

Another road trip.  Awful sound quality, but our relationship isn't based on perfection.  It's based on acceptance.  It's just me and you again on this show.  I bet you'll never guess what I had in my pocket the other day.  I would've stumped Gollum for sure.  I also went shopping for glasses, at Costco.  Every single time I go to Costco I leave a little bit of my self esteem behind.    

Machete fight anyone?  If you live in Winnipeg the answer to that is yes!  Just say when and where.  I talk about my Dr's inability to check a box.  No he's not my gynocologist.  He just doesn't fill out forms.  What kind of show do you think I'm running here?   I tackle the age old relationship question; "Do I look fat in this?" We hear from Rainbow, she has some great advice!  Leave an iTunes re...

A quick update from myself. Tailz tells us about her driver lesson woes.  I align myself with another one armed fat woman.  Solidarity.  

Ever try to do things with one arm that you shouldn't have attempted with two?  You haven't?  Bit killer.  We hear a kick ass story from Tailz, plus a segment from my new favourite Amy.  She has a great voice and I hope to hear much more from her.  My wee boy closes the show with poop talk.  I love him.  Happy Birthday C-section scar!!  Oh, and Malcolm.  Happy Birthday Malcolm!!!  As well.    

What's a lesbro?  The urban dictionary tells me it's either a guy who likes to hang out with lesbians, or a guy who tries to seduce lesbians.  Nuts to that.  I think it should be two gay gals who want to be best friends 4 eva.  Who's in?  Lisa?  Join me in the car yet again for this fantastic voyage.  We hear from Julia and my sister wives Rainbow and Lisa.  

I think the opposite of mania is depression.  I'm so happy to be off the codine machine.  We have a nice long segment from electric Garry.  I've missed him!  Other than that it's my mental unravelling.  Same as always.  

I don't even know what to say about this show.  Yikes.  We hear from Tailz, Rainbow, and our wife Lisa.  

I really feel like karma is trying to tell me something lately.  That something is that i should watch my flinging flanging back.  It's just me on this show.  Just me and you, hurtling through space and time.  Living life.  Never apologizing.  Why? Apologies are futile. Love is life.  Life is love.  You are me, and I am you.  Tylenol 3's turn my inside voice into Mathew McConaughey.  It's both ter...

A family who barfs together, stays together.  Theres a lot of bodily fluid talk in the first 15 minutes.  I mean FLUID in the strictest sense of the word.  We hear from a new, old friend T-bag who has a moral dilemma.  Rose pops in to tell us about what could be the worst party in the history of the entire world.  Julia gives us her two cents on, hetero vs lesbian sex.  

Road trip!  I take you on a pothole filled adventure through the streets of Winnipeg.  Lucky you.  I think I said "privy" about 600 times this show.  I tell a mailman happening and introduce you to my future wife.  Plus, we hear from Rainbow!  She does a fantastical job!  

We hear from Electric Gary, Dr Mike, Kendra, Tailz and my boy has more daycare gossip.  

A quick check in.  I tell two stories.  Both are terrifying.  Please Don't barf Marque.  Four word sentence fun!

Rose checks in.  I talk about flying with a kid.  Man spread, and My 600lb life and inappropriately timed nutella commercials.  The sound quality is horrendous.  Mind yer business.  Just, mind yer business.

Welcome to the best ten minutes of your life.  I should've called it "Crazy Allergy Mom".  You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have, the facts of life. The facts of life.  Stay till the end to hear me take orders from, then immediately get rejected by an almost 3 year old.  

We hear from Tailz and Electric Gary.  My not so wee boy fills us in on daycare gossip.

Why does the whole house smell like B.O?  That's a great question.  All will be revealed my pets.  We hear from Chaniece and hear an old clip from our first attempt at conception.