The Lesbian Loudmouth Podcast

A quick show.  Thanks for keeping me company on the ride home!  

Britt makes her triumphant return!! The only good thing about an 8 hour flight is when it's over.  Or the ice cold bun they serve for breakfast.  That's pretty good too.  So good, I'd shake the heck out of a total stranger to get mine! 

Sarah joins me to talk turkey.  By turkey, I mean baby.  Spoiler; one of us gets teary and one of us is lazy.  You do the math. 

We talk about Dorrie's recent sojourn south, Gary's close brush with The Panty Thief, and we discuss weirdos in general.

We discuss the classic 80's time travel film Timerider, food poisoning and trying to hide "for me?" face.

Wow you can really hear my computer fan running.  Lucky you!  We have a new submitter Britt and Rose is finally back!  

Here it is!  Sarah finally joins me on this episode.  I think you should really listen.  If you haven't listened in a while, or used to tolerate me on my old podcast, this is one to hear.  Thanks for waiting such a long time for a new show!  

We ask the question, discuss what constitutes intimacy and Dorrie updates The Harem.

Dorrie tells the tale of The Mass-Murder next door, Gary tells the tale of the Serial Killer Down the Block and he re-tells his sweetie's ghost encounter.

We get definitions from Dorrie, weird dreams from Gary and an idea for a winning sitcom!

Malcolm joins me at the top of the show to discuss our trip.  I talk about a big life event and we hear from Tailz, Electric Gary and Rainbow and her new wife!  

Dorrie and Gary discuss their separate experiences seeing Weird Al, and their lame claims to fame.

I have a few segments I need to get out, but I was far too lazy to edit everything together.  Instead you can enjoy a show recorded from the car with awful sound quality!  I love me.

Keepin' it positive

Welcome back!!  I talk the talk about our fertility issues.  Grab a tissue for my issues.  Sarah and I recorded a segment in the car where she does a bad job of hiding how much she hates me.  Enjoy!

We talk old TV, and music that we all shared at the time, and Dorrie gets pegged for a man.

Some times it's hard to be a woman.  Cramming all your gunt into some jeans.  I hate shopping on the very best of days.  Today made me snap.  Snap into some mom jeans!!  Tailz is back!!  She tells us about a camping trip!

This week we discuss early TV and movie crushes, and stuff around the house from when we were kids. 

Here is another instalment of that show you used to kinda tolerate.  Lucky you!  Why don't you.....go ahead and listen to a funny show about two married gals trying to get knocked up.   https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-baby-mamas-podcast/id1023598650?mt=2

We discuss Dorrie's tiny house, being double jointed, and living in polite society.

Poor Max.  Poor, poor, Max.  Rainbow and Lisa join us for a hilarious segment!

Gary and Dorrie pontificate on what makes a perfect day.  For Dorrie it involves robot butlers and a purple brick wall.  Gary's is more benign and he contemplates just how many perfect days he could handle in a row before going insane.  

 I talk about a porn documentary, my haircut experience, and I replay Electric Gary and Dorrie's "The Tangent Lounge" teaser.  They save the show!!

Introducing Electric Gary and his friend Dorrie!!  This is just a sample of what's to come.  These two have tremendous chemistry!  This an excellent start, I just wish it was longer.  Take a listen.  You'll laugh or your money back.  

I'm slowing becoming both my crazy Italian parents.  I think if my dad were still alive we'd have a lot in common.  Except wearing long johns in the summer.  That's all him.  I went to traffic court and tell the tale.  Now, my kid is here coughing in my face.  Gotta go!!