The Legend of Podcast: Trails through Trails

We've been enjoying all the delicious goodness that Sky the 3rd has to offer for the last few months, and now? It's time to eat our vegetables. It's the Sum Door Sunnary! I mean, the Sun Door Summary. Yeah, that one. 「 COVERED THIS WEEK 」 All five Sun Doors! ++++++++++ Find us on the Orbal Net: http://trailspod.online A proud member of the TWG podcast network: http://theworstgarbage.online +++++...

It's time to look to the past, where everything was fine and nobody has a traumatic backstory that informs their personality or personal motivations.  It's fine!! Welcome to Literal Hell. 「 COVERED THIS WEEK 」 Chapter 7! Just the whole dang thing. 「 LINKS 」 big_thumb.mp3 - Into the Aether's Nintendo Direct episode ++++++++++ Find us on the Orbal Net: http://trailspod.online A proud member of t...

This week, Lex and Matt put everything on the line to answer the age-old question: how long can you talk about the Trails series on-mic for, before you kinda just absolutely lose your mind? (Turns out it's about three hours and forty-four minutes.) 「 COVERED THIS WEEK 」 The end of Chapter 6! Star Doors 10, 11 and 12. Make sure to do them before finishing the chapter!! 「 LINKS 」 Heaven's Vault...

It's busy busy busy this week in Sky the 3rd! We've got multiple dungeons, of varyingly clear rule sets! We've got party control in a Trails game at a previously unknown level!! AND we've got a bunch of new magical memory doors, who won't let us through without their bizarre demands being met. Totally unrelated, but how's your bank balance looking these days? 「 COVERED THIS WEEK 」 Chapter 6, unt...

Things are heating up in the Hermit's Garden! The star of the show is finally here and aren't we glad to have her. But wait, there's more to come - both those and this week's Memory Doors are some real curveballs, let me tell you.   I was wearing a shirt and slacks! 「 COVERED THIS WEEK 」 All of Chapter 5! Moon Door 4 Star Doors 6 and 7 「 LINKS 」 Matt's Yoshi and the Mysterious Book review at S...

Wife Guy (noun) : A masc-presenting individual, who builds his goals and choices around adoring his femme-presenting romantic partner. Prioritises her needs above his own with a sense of great satisfaction. Example: "Men will leave on a solo, continent-spanning Depression Tour to fight a clandestine organisation rather than admit they're a wife guy who needs therapy." Look a lot of other stuff hap...

Some dude in a weird hat told me to go to the path of beasts, but where are all the beasts? I just keep finding doors full of my friends' character development...  Does anyone have a map? A diagram? Something Vitruvian, maybe? 「 COVERED THIS WEEK 」 Sky 3rd Chapter 4, until we receive and hatch a new sealing stone Moon Door 3 Star Doors 4 and 5 ++++++++++ Find us on the Orbal Net: http://trailspo...

New friends silver, old friends gold - or are they just two kinds of road? It's time to split the party! You love to see it. Plus, some truly wild reveals about one of our hosts that you WILL not see coming (excpet for the chapter marker about it). 「 COVERED THIS WEEK 」 Sky 3rd, Chapter 3 Star Door 3 「 LINKS 」 Lex's review roundup on Pika - covering Lost Wiki: Kozlovka, A Case of Fraud and Utt...

What's that, Riessie the wonder nun? Timmy's stuck down the well??  Oh-- no? Not that. You're.... smelling "devil stank"?  ... Huh.   「 COVERED THIS WEEK 」 Sky the 3rd Chapter 2 Star Doors 1 and 2 ++++++++++ Find us on the Orbal Net: http://trailspod.online A proud member of the TWG podcast network: http://theworstgarbage.online ++++++++++ Season 3 show art by the incredible Alyossan: https://al...

Geez, this space-library place is wild! The only things that would make me feel safer right now are a map, an explanation, and a portable rocket-propelled grenade launcher. 「 COVERED THIS WEEK 」 Trails in the Sky the 3rd, Chapter 1 Moon Door 1 「 LINKS 」 Matt's Monster Hunter Stories 3 review at Stevivor Lex's Paranormasight: The Mermaid's Curse review ++++++++++ Find us on the Orbal Net: http:...

We're back, baby! It's a new season, new game, new protgaonist and new cover art as we begin Trails in the Sky the 3rd! And yes, the main character now is Cube. All hail Cube! (Also Kevin is there with a hungry nun) We also take some time to chat with 3rd sicko (respectful) Ashley, to clue us in on how the Trails recipe is changing this time around and why that makes it extra delicious!  「 COVERE...

Oh, you thought we were DONE with this season? Welcome to the inaugural Gourd Boar Annual Excellence Awards! It's time to honour the best (and worst) of the year, as they compete to take out the trophy across a range of totally legit categories. Put on your best fit, smile for the glambot camera and try not to down too many cocktails before the show begins... It's the Gourdies 2025! 「 LINKS 」 Wh...

Wow wow wow, it's the end! The end of the video game! It's time to put a stop to Gossip Georg's nonsense, once and for all. Are there revelations in store, triggered by undisclosed means? Absolutely. Is there one final, cheap enemy type waiting to just mess up all our plans? Of course! Are we going to fight a comedic number of bosses, one after the other? Bet your bottom mira we are!! And that's i...

Gossip Georg here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of the Liber Ark's elite! Rumour has it there's big things happening in the floating city... one blue-haired freak is defending an ugly airship, while another blue-haired freak is unsuccessfully defending a different airship! Apparently, there's also some bracing invaders making their way through the blocks of the city... I wond...

Do you find yourself balking at the thought of your daily tasks including genocide and terrorism? Does your boss sometimes tell you, "Just go make people's lives worse for a while!"? Are you tired of yeeteporting into and out of dangerous situations? At the Cassius Bright School for Radicalised Youth, we believe it's never too late to throw in the towel on your extremist lifestyle and just like, b...

The hits keep on coming! And by 'hits', I mean 'crowds of people who can't function without their magic electricity'. We stop by both the most and least impacted cities in the country, clear the dramas at their tourist destinations, and then get a standing invitation from Kloe's mother to come visit. We also get ALL of our steps in this week, thank you sidequests 「 COVERED THIS WEEK 」 SC Chapter...

Freedom! A wide-open map! This would be even more exciting if the whole country weren't in crisis right now. It's time to start sweeping the nation, fixing everyone's problems during the power outage - plus a guest appearance from our very own warrior cat! We've bettered Bose and repaired Ruan, so the rest of Liberl is probably fine. Right? This week we also have a lil mini-review of Possessor(s)...

Dungeon run! Dungeon run!!  We're doing so many dungeons this episode, with occasional breaks to decode some of the most poorly-redacted documents in Liberl history. Weissman's got some stuff going on too, but that's probably not gonna matter next chapter.  ... Right? 「 COVERED THIS WEEK 」 SC Chapter 7! ++++++++++ Find us on the Orbal Net: http://trailspod.online A proud member of the TWG podcas...

For two games, it's all been leading to this moment.. THE BEACH EPISODE! Ok it's more like the LAKE mini -sode, followed by a bunch of critical story moments... But still! It's a race to have the most dramatic reveal in Chapter 6, and everyone wants that prize. Do you have any idea how much he spent on that pipe organ??  「 COVERED THIS WEEK 」 SC Chapter 6! 「 LINKS 」 Matt's review of The Outer...

Would you still love me, if I was a wyrm? It's ok, answer truthfully - I promise I won't get mad! 🐉 「 COVERED THIS WEEK 」 The end of Chapter 5! ++++++++++ Find us on the Orbal Net: http://trailspod.online A proud member of the TWG podcast network: http://theworstgarbage.online ++++++++++ Season 2 show art by the unbelievably skilled Tom Oxnam: https://www.tomoxnam.art Intro and Outro music from...

The experiments in game format continues in SC's fifth chapter, as we do a metric shit-torim of sidequests across two different cities before any major story beats! We're very community-minded in Rolent and Bose this week, and we get a blissful breather from meeting any new Society weirdos for a little bit. That said - if I find one more embossed note in the Kingdom of Liberl I am going to scream...

A whole chapter? In one episode?? Are we mad ? We deliver on the premise of the show for once, and go chapter by chapter! Seems easy enough for a chill visit back home in Rolent, right? Probably.  Hey what's that sound? And also what about that low-hanging cloud of tiny water droplets that's rolling in crazy fast? 🔔 「 COVERED THIS WEEK 」 Sky SC Chapter 4 - the whole thing! 「 LINKS 」 Lex's vid...

Polish the cups and set the table, it's time for a tea party! And we're joined at the table by critical writer and fellow Trail sicko (affectionate), Autumn Wright! I mean... We've gotta run out to find this one missing kid up to seven times in a row first, but then we can relax with some Earl Gray and these delicious home-made cookies. Cheers! 「 COVERED THIS WEEK 」 The end of SC Chapter 3!  If...

It's busy busy busy in Grancel for Estelle Bright! We've gotta protect the peace (treaty), AND hunt down some totally normal missing kid? Also: can you really call yourself a "Phantom Thief" if you literally show up all the time dude. 「 COVERED THIS WEEK 」 Chapter 3, until you go to sleep and then end up at Erbe Royal Villa!  ++++++++++ Find us on the Orbal Net: http://trailspod.online A proud m...

Hold on to your butts everyone, things are still rattling about in Zeiss! We've got a plan though. Just as soon as we place these gadgets powered by magical rocks, it's over for that tinted-lens-wearing beefcake. We also mention it in the episode but we'll be taking a break next week, then returning the following week with Chapter 3. Take this time to reorganise your orbments and update your Brace...