The Legal Aliens Podcast

Victorino pulls up to chill with the boys over some fine Milagro tequila (not sponsored) and some leftover gluten-free donuts (thanks to Mario's cousin Maria!). The guys listen to what is apparently a rap song by Andrew Tate, figure out why Bryan has a barely-clothed lady on his Instagram feed amongst space stuff, Victorino pulls up some Wendy's conspiracy's, and more!

The Parody family gets together Mario brings in fan-favorite and OG viewer, and oldest cousin, Franco to the studio, as well as first-timers Lorenzo (brother) and Maria and Rosario (cousins). What memories could possibly be brought up? Well, there's Mario and his infamous YouTube clip from middle school, classic battles on the Nintendo GameCube and Wii, the chat asking for close-ups of Maria, and...

Mario is hyped up on country spirit, as the Copa America tournament begins, and Argentina look to win it all again while playing on terrible turf pitches. Good old America. As for this show, the chat takes over once again, as they have Bryan recite fan-inspired erotica over some chill lofi, the boys go over the newest viral sensation that's sure to put some shine on that thang, have Justin Timberl...

Detroit got to witness an amazing concert at the newly renovated Michigan Central Station, and Bryan and Mario were there to capture it all, Slim Shady, Jack White, and all. Plus, a chat-suggested segment on ranking alcohol, and if Bryan has any good taste, how Argentina racing fans are sometimes unhinged, with what has transpired in IndyCar, a discussion on the difference between digital and disc...

Fresh off a downtown trip for grand prix weekend in Detroit, Bryan and Mario put their helmets on in support and discuss the carnage they witnessed. Plus, we throw it back to the past studio by turning the show into a song request hour for the viewers, Bryan attempts a side-by-side photo with Fred Durst, the live chat finding common ground with their significant others having ties to Kentucky and...

Sometimes, we need to have some serious chats. Bryan and Mario get sentimental in discussing life's true roadblocks, like loneliness, adapting, finding value in time and interests, and going over how instant connectivity may make us bland. Plus, the boys get their plans made for the next solar eclipse in Michigan in 2099, get hyped for some Indianapolis 500 and Detroit Grand Prix racing, throw bac...

Man did a lot of things happen in since our last show! Drake and Kendrick beef, to Detroit City FC planning a new stadium in Southwest Detroit, and finally getting to show our disdain for how the Cinco De Mayo Festival ended on a sour note. Plus, Mario gets hyped for his future of playing the upcoming college football video game, Bryan puts out an on-the-fly commercial creation, and more! Check ou...

Cinco de Mayo is upon us, and a good way to get the weekend started is some fine tequila, courtesy of this episode's guest The True Mando. Performing at this year's Cinco de Mayo Festival in Detroit, Mando discusses his album Nature In The Hood, and how he incorporates English, Spanish, and Arabic language to his flow, a former job at Disney World, and more!

The boys get down to business celebrating the NFL Draft being a success in Detroit, plan a podcast fan takeover for an episode, cross some fingers for some potential media passes for a future racing event, and more!

A first for the podcast, as a co-worker of one of the Aliens comes by to experience having a mic on their face! Jon Presley, a man with a mad beard and no filter, joins the boys to discuss which particular video game did he try to get customers to buy at a video store, the origins of working with cars, and more!

Alrighty partners, we keep on rollin' baby! Bryan and Mario once again gracing the interwebs with some Grade A podcast action, as the boys decide if they want to be the baseball's "Weiner Connoisseur," laugh at our own Michigan GOP politician tweeting some unhinged takes, profess our love for Limp Bizkit and those sweet dad vibes, and more! Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at lin...

With decades of experience in the United States military, NASA, and dealing with interesting people and trolls online as a content creator, Anastasia, or @XanamayX on YouTube, guest stars on the podcast from her California home. Ana talks to the Aliens about her home country of Ukraine and gives a quick history lesson about its relationship with Russia, what being a YouTuber has been like, dissect...

A wide cast has been thrown by the Aliens, as they now have gone multi-platform again to stream to the masses! The boys give props to a NBA team for their perfect social media post, figure out why Oakland, CA is becoming a dumping ground for abandoned cars, give some love and inspirational words of encouragement to the viewers, and more! Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr...

Friend of the show and host of the El Niño Podcast, Eladio Niño, makes his debut in the new studio digs to discuss his upcoming Season 5 of his podcast, talk with the boys about love and connections, introduce himself to Detroit's own Yuno Miles, and more!

We celebrate the creator of one of the best anime's of all time, Mario gets hyped for his new job after three months of searching, tell you why IndyCar is awesome as the new season kicks off this weekend, and more!

The man dubbed "Chief Fiji Water" by our community, has returned to the studio, back to revel in the hilariousness of talking music, memes, and technology. Victorino and the boys go over a less-than-amazing Willy Wonka experience in Scotland, rap to some AI lyrics about McDonalds over some hard beats, blow our ears out with some NFL on FOX tunes, and more!

We are joined by Abby of ​⁠​⁠Motor City Nerds along with GoldynGambit! The group nerd out on the best movie soundtracks of all time, roast YouTube for their less than optimal copyright procedures, think about why the state of Idaho is so sketchy with their cults and crimes, and more! Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens .

We've been blessed to have friend of the show GoldynGambit stop by the studio to talk all things new and old with his music! Gambit and the boys ponder why many Detroit artists seem to sound the same, how Gambit's music lyrics created an argument between a couple at his show, forming a new sub-genre for the masses on air, and more! Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/th...

As Detroit Lions fans, watching the Super Bowl was a , but what made it better? Witnessing the Deadpool trailer and many amazing commercials, plus Usher and whatever he was doing. Plus, Mario and Bryan get loud and hyped for NASCAR returning this week, decide the fate of a small alien bobblehead, and more! Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens .

Mario is back from a beautiful and sunny Florida full of fast cars and a few tears from watching the Lions blow a chance to make the Super Bowl, but he's here again with Bryan to bask in the glory another show. Mario becomes a Jason Kelce stan over his commitment to bring back a beloved video game series, figure out if Fruit Of The Loom had something extra in their logo, and more!

(After the first 6 minutes of audio garbage) It's uncharted territory for Detroit sports fans, as we're currently witnessing a magical run by the Detroit Lions, a football team always stuck in the mud and never close to winning one of the biggest prizes in sports. Now, we're unpacking how much it means to the city and how hyped we are to see them kick butt and bite kneecaps. Plus, a discussion on...

Our man Mario is back on the dating market, and while attempting to explain just a bit of how it happened, his recent ex pops in to have some fun with the chat and keep on eye on her ex-man. Plus, Bryan channels his inner 1940 President Hoover with multiple mics, talk about how 2024 is seeing some banger memes, what this podcast may end up becoming in 12 months, and more!

Arguably the biggest video game trailer release of all time was released to the masses, and obviously Bryan and Mario are going to dissect every second of the Grand Theft Auto VI video and get hype for when they can play in two years. Plus, was a young sports fan really being racist with his face paint? And why soccer about to turn America into a party for the next couple of years. You can find Th...

So the cameras decided to be weird with the gang and forced a delay in the live stream, but Mario and Bryan soldier on and Mario discusses his very odd misfortune with losing his job, make sure that our blow up alien is doing sound check properly, and more! You can find The Legal Aliens Podcast and all our social medias at https://linktr.ee/thelegalaliens .

Two years. 100 episodes. Firstly, The Legal Aliens would like to give many thanks to those who either have supported us since the first show, and to those who have followed at some point during our run. We appreciate all of you, and hope you stick around for the next 100 episodes! Bryan, Mario, and Gabby enjoy this milestone by looking back at interesting podcast moments, ponder the future, and ar...