The League of Record

We celebrate our champions Fart Toot Squeak, and Back Door Heat! They both join H Town and Amburgers and recap Back Door Heats season along with the amazing championship final, as well as Fart Toot Squeaks incredible run from relegated to champion. They listen to some voicemails from Boom and Jackin Goff before and after their games. Finally the painful process of discussing the relegation battle...

Championship hopeful Diamond Dogs joins the crew to talk about his week 1 playoff win and looks ahead to his big matchup this week. Everyone dives into the week that was and what is ahead. Amburgers defends his relegation team, and offers some insight to the current system. Discusiions on next years playoff seeding and possible rule changes are broken down. Shout out to some great discord moments...

We know who is out and who is in! The playoffs are here and Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers break it all down! They take deep dives into both leagues and the week that led up to the playoffs. Amburgers proposes some potential changes for next year. And a final look at some bench situations on the Champeens, and lets just say, it is not pretty. This episode is power packed for the playoffs, good l...

Warrens $2 Warriors (Tyler Warren has not been on his team for some time) joins Fart Toot and Amburgers to discuss his first season in the premier league! He also recaps his stellar performance at draft weekend and we get some insight into why he dominated pool football. The playoff picture is coming into view and they break down both leagues and what each manager needs in the coming week. They ro...

Happy Thanksgiving! Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers take a deep look into the playoff standings in both leagues. They take a look at some sleeper teams, and listen to a listener voicemail! Then break down the trades and the trade deadline drama going on in some teams front offices behind the scenes. They round it out by sharing what they are thankful for on this Thanksgiving.

This a packed episode with the one and only CELERY STICKS! Fresh off a controversial W Celery joins the crew to talk about his wild season thus far and what could be in store for the rest of the year. They dive into typical Shiny controversy. The mastermind is at it again. Boom gets another W and half the league changes their Boomy names. A lot of trades to get to, including a deeper dive into TGN...

The one and only Cowboy's September Dreams joins H Town and Amburgers this week. He comes ready with some amazing ideas for the league and shares his experience thus far in his two years in the Champeens League. They break down the standings in both leagues, discuss the pillow fights and blow outs and the merits of a Kicker super flex? A punter / kicker side league? It ends with a tremendous q...

Fart Toot, Amburgers, and H-Town go over certain teams injury luck this year as well as game put on by Mr. Squeak. They look over the discord shennanigans, rip some people including each other, review trades and round it out with a to go bag! Featuring the classic spoiled dogs that get featured on college football... Or maybe it's Diamond Dogs himself that is spoiled with Caleb Williams! Have...

I don't have time to write a detailed description but you do NOT want to miss this one! Is what you expect and more... Things referenced.. https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6720664/2025/10/16/dak-prescott-cowboys-nfl-betrayed-quarterbacks/ https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/3485034/2022/08/12/nfl-quarterback-betrayal-rankings-brees-herbert-romo/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSKzMsvboIw

Fart Toot Squeak, H Town, and Amburgers join together to analyze the season thus far and break down each team. They start with a quick recap of both leagues for week 7 then dive right in. They share their own power rank list. They discuss the Willies waiver swagger and how calls out the discord. Some people get ripped and they wrap it up with a new segment "Amburgers To Go Bag." Can you...

Texas Tornadoes joins Fart Toot Squeak and Amburgers for this week's episode! He shares his experience in Lana thus far and how his draft strategy has developed in the league. They recap the typical MNF madness in Lana Straw including TGND's amazing gif. The team survivor pool champs are crowned, and look forward to individual pool coming up. They discuss some of the champeen excitement al...

With a lot to catch up on these last two weeks, Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers go over recent trades, waiver targets, and Shiney's recent domination. How injuries have affected the league and some managers. Some Champeens get ripped, we play some listener voicemails and look across the standings!

Its a packed pod! The Jackal, Shiny Hiney, and fresh off his first win in nearly two years, The Wheaton Di...no Fantasy is a Sham...wait Yay, or whatever his name is, THOMAS, joins Fart Toot and Amburgers for this star studded episode. You get to hear about how these Three Musketeers came to be, and a look at their seasons thus far. Spoiler, the Jackal likes where he's at. A wild recap of Mond...

The Titan of trades, the Toast of Trade Town, the man transfixed on trades, Boom Baum joins the pod! The crew starts with a recap of Booms season thus far, and dive into his trade psychology. Then a quick update on the survivor pool and The Jackals amazing week. How could we do a podcast without acknowledging Lana Straw's own Brandon Aubrey?! A new segment, Boom Baums trade corner is debuted w...

The first week is in the books and do Fart Toot... wait no My Kittle Hurts, Amburgers, H Town, and guest Willie Nillies overreact to week 1?! They look at the trade deals from the last week and the Waiver Wire bonanza for Herbert and QJ. Amburgers offers up an interesting peace offering to TGND. H Town would like to emphasize the projections this year, and they round it out with some BOLD predicti...

Fart Toot and Amburgers are joined by the great John aka TGND from the Premier League and Chase aka Jerry Owner + Jerry GM from the Champeens! Fresh off his #1 ESPN projected draft Chase shares his experience from the draft weekend in Fredericksburg and what we can expect out of his team this year. Do we have another live trade take place on the pod? TGND shares some info on an amazing project he&...

The boys got together to recap the most wonderful time of the year, LANA STRAW DRAFT WEEKEND. They fight through the sore muscles and burst hemorrhoids to relive some of the best moments of draft weekend, and dive in to both leagues drafts. Lana Straw 2025 is off to a roaring start! This was recorded before the Micah Parsons trade FYI, otherwise Amburgers' disposition would've been way wor...

Draft weekend is nigh! Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers get you ready for the upcoming draft weekend. They say goodbye to some fallen Straw's and yearn for their return. Break down what to expect this weekend as well as some expectations for the attendees. They also look at some trade and keeper scenarios to help everyone better understand what some of the rules are and how it functions come d...

"We're Baaaaaaaaaaaack" Sam Ehlinger post Sugar Bowl.gif The boys have returned to kick off a new season! The Commish, the back to back, and the 3 time have convened to break some huge draft weekend news. For any suggestions and ideas for draft weekend, please go to the suggestion box channel on the discord!

The first ever back to back champion in Lana Straw history Amburgers opens the episode with a royal celebration! He issues a very important statement then shares and passes out gifts he has for the entire league! Fart Toot reflects on the relegation journey and everyone evaluates the state of the relegation process. Then also setup what the next rules meeting might look like as they go through the...

Merry Christmas Lana straw! Your podcasters show their dedication to bringing you an episode on Christmas evening. Most notably our commissioner, Fart Toot staring down potential relegation, is committed to you. No matter the outcome this week, he is putting whichever league he finds himself in on notice. He vows to deliver the most flammable, potent, and remarkable Fart Toots next year. Amburgers...

Not only one but TWO members of the Champeens League joined the pod this week. Average Joes and David's Darlings are on the precipice of promotion if they can secure wins this week. We look at their seasons and what's at stake in the coming week. Do they understand the gravity of the situation? Everyone digs into the amazing first week of playoff action and relegation tourney, and look ahead to th...

The moment has arrived, a playoff for glory is set, and a race to maintain relevance is off. Dirty South joins the pod to make it two playoff teams and two relegation race teams on the show this week. We run down the final week as the playoffs were cemented. We take a look at the matchups for the first week of playoffs and what it's like to be in the potential relegation zone. There was some turmo...

Oh boy....this time of year is always intriguing in Lana Straw. However Lana Straw 2024 with the relegation tournament looming and the guaranteed safety from relegation if you make the playoffs, has the tension ratcheted up to an entirely new level. Technically going into this last week only two spots are officially wrapped up (apologies for last week, those playoff standings weren't correct). Far...

It's the episode you all have feared, Amburgers unleashed! As the Ramsays are tied up with Thanksgiving, Amburgers took to the mic solo to recap the week that was. Multiple playoff berths were achieved this week aka cementing their spot in Lana Straw for next year. He goes over the scoreboard for the week, including a Boom Baum style loss for Amburgers by less than a point. Fart Toot stays alive!...