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The Land Before Prime

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🎬 The Land Before Prime is your punchy, 5-minute-only film review podcast — strictly cinema and DVD releases, no streaming fluff allowed! Brought to you by a rotating crew of movie misfits: Tom (The Variety Show), Rob (The Untitled Sci Fi Show), Karen & Adam (Lightly Used), and Ross & Simon (Who Takes the Socks Off). Expect hot takes, cool burns, and zero buffering as we dive into the movies that aren’t trending — because we don’t care what’s on Prime, Netflix, or Disney+. We’re here for popcorn spills, dodgy DVDs, scratched discs, and the smell of stale pick ‘n’ mix. If it’s in your local ci...

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Up, Up and Just Slightly Off with the Flying: Superman (2025) 14.07.2025 7:54

Parental Warning: The word Sh*t and B*stard are used briefly in this episode. If you have children in the car, please be warned. Tom grabs his red pants and dives cape-first into James Gunn’s Superman (2025) – a film that was always going to start a fanboy war. But is this new Man of Steel actually… good? In just 5 minutes, we cover angry Lex, sad Clark, confused Ultraman, and the finest superdog...

HUNG, Drawn and Raging: It's 28 Years Later 08.07.2025 6:36

Welcome to The Land Before Prime — where cinema and DVDs still matter, and no review dares to exceed 5 minutes. Today, Tom’s staring down the infected, the cults, and the curiously well-endowed Alphas in 28 Years Later — Danny Boyle’s brutal return to Rage territory. But can it outmatch 28 Days Later ? Is there such a thing as zombie empathy? And what exactly is Big John swinging? Will Tom fit the...

Dead Parents, Space Worms, and a Kid with Issues: It’s Elio! 07.07.2025 6:13

This week on The Land Before Prime , Tom from The Variety Show dives into Pixar’s latest intergalactic outing, Elio . From dead parents to space politics, clones to slug-buddies, Tom breaks down the highs, the lows, and everything glowing in between. But the real question is… can he fit it all into just five minutes? The Land Before Prime is your home for quick-fire reviews of cinema and DVD relea...