Michael and Jesus

The Kudou Lala Land Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 48 episodes

Do you want a podcast that's about Japan and Japanese culture but is a little dark? Well look elsewhere, because this podcast is the most dark and disturbing part of a dark and disturbing society that some like to call home, others call Nihon, and others still just see as Porn Island. Join your two hosts Jesus and Michael (yeah seriously) as they take a comical and informative journey through the world of Japan through JAV. Yes, that's Japanese adult videos. This is a porn podcast. But it's funny, and it's focused on the greatest porn star to ever come out of Japan: Lala Kudou (工藤ララ). Yes,...

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22 A May December Romance 23.08.2023 1:09:48

There is no cumming in the brown zone. The white zone is for loading of semen and there is no cumming in a red zone. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

21 Lala Parties On 16.08.2023 55:37

In a very special episode of the Kudou Lala Land Podcast we finally figure out where this is all going--Heaven or H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

20 Lala's Clues 09.08.2023 1:08:06

Would you rather see Lala Kudou's little blue dog or tiny pink pussy? Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

19 The Pampered Pet 02.08.2023 1:20:23

Trap/Neuter/Release, known as TNR, is a vital ingredient in the overall practice of managing our pet population. Be sure to have your cat or dog spayed or neutered, and please give to your local animal shelter or charity if you can. We should all take good care of our pets, and love all the animals in the world. Oh, and we should go vegan, but really we need to stop having kids. Okay let's say you...

18 RIP Robin Williams 26.07.2023 1:17:19

No loud explosions please. No fireworks, no sudden movements, no yelling. PTSD is a serious disorder that afflicts millions. If you have a Vietnam Vet in your family, maybe ask them why they moved to Asia to practice medicine? Oh, lolis. They moved for the lolis. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

17 Viscous Onsen 19.07.2023 1:16:54

In an attempt to end their sinful ways, Jesus takes a trip to Osaka to bring the (MS) Word and maybe convince them to stop raping kids. It doesn't end well. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

16 The Shortstop 12.07.2023 1:17:06

This episode sucks we should've rerecorded it Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

15 They're Eighteen Your Honor 05.07.2023 1:39:54

The title is a lie. They're actually over 18. And they definitely look over 18. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

14 Lala Please Stop 28.06.2023 1:33:06

13 Chainsmoking Child 21.06.2023 1:29:29

I legit don't know how to write a description that doesn't have spoilers. Someone dies in this episode. But don't worry; he won't be missed. We also do a deep, deep dive into Lala Kudou's...height. What we uncover will totally blow your mind as we DESTROY Lala Kudou with FACTS and LOGIC instead of the TWO MASSIVE COCKS that usually tend to DESTROY Lala Kudou when she's filming porn. Email lalaland...

12 Lala in Space 14.06.2023 1:07:41

Lala is in spaaaaaace! We go deep, we go meta, and we go where I have never gone before but really want to. Jesus really liked the song in this one. The second one. The first one sucks really fucking bad lol Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

11 Mischevious Angel 07.06.2023 1:53:38

1.1 Two Idiots Fail to Make a Podcast 31.05.2023 45:25

10 Hooked on Lala 24.05.2023 1:10:34

I'm hoooooked on a feeeeeeeling bah bah bah bahbah hoooooked on a feeling....oh I can't imagine being hooked on THAT feeling. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

9 Hashtag Woke 17.05.2023 1:22:29

Black Lives Matter. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

8 Freak on a Loli-eash 10.05.2023 1:01:38

This one is really fucked up. Unlike Lala, who's just fucked. And us, who just want to fucking kill ourselves. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

7 Pussy in the Studio 03.05.2023 43:36

6 Everybody Helps Sometimes 26.04.2023 56:19

5 Lala Does the MCU 19.04.2023 45:53

We finally reveal Darth Vader--oops, wrong podcast, sorry. This is the one where Lala pegs a guy. A lot. And likes it. A lot. So do we! Um, not to each other. Like, we're totes not gay, man, who even said that? Not that there's anything wrong with that. You gotta listen to this one, seriously, it's even better than episode 2. And I promise sound quality skyrockets at ep 6 (and it really becomes li...

4 Jesus Loves Cookies 12.04.2023 1:25:23

3 The Shinzo Abe Special 05.04.2023 58:51

2 The Greatest Actor in JAV 29.03.2023 43:41

Okay so like in this one I totally blow Jesus's mind with a peak into my past and what I was up to before Interpol put out their red notice. Oh, and Lala has lesbian sex, so there's that too. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

1 Two Idiots Destroy Their Lives by Starting a Podcast 21.03.2023 1:06:12