Michael and Jesus

The Kudou Lala Land Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 48 episodes

Do you want a podcast that's about Japan and Japanese culture but is a little dark? Well look elsewhere, because this podcast is the most dark and disturbing part of a dark and disturbing society that some like to call home, others call Nihon, and others still just see as Porn Island. Join your two hosts Jesus and Michael (yeah seriously) as they take a comical and informative journey through the world of Japan through JAV. Yes, that's Japanese adult videos. This is a porn podcast. But it's funny, and it's focused on the greatest porn star to ever come out of Japan: Lala Kudou (工藤ララ). Yes,...

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Michael and Jesus

Episodes

Emergency Episode: Waiting for Kudou 20.03.2025 1:05:14

Playbill > Playgirl > Playboy

Emergency Episode: The Review Episode 01.01.2025 59:59

We're taking this one from behind the paywall for all of our listeners to hear--enjoy the Kudou Lala Land Podcast Podcast et al. BTW, Zeno wanted us to keep going until we hit a full hour.

45 Back to the Podcast 25.12.2024 1:47:59

We're back to the podcast with the Season Premiere of Season 2! Join Doc White and Marty McJesus on a brand new adventure through time! You'll shake and quiver with delight! Your hair will turn white with fear and fright! And you'll want to nuke the nation of Japan a third time for releasing even more horrific evil onto the world and indulging pedophiles! Join us as we go back…to the podcast! Fwos...

Emergency Episode: One Came Over the Kudou's Chest 04.08.2024 36:21

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by pornography, dragging themselves through the japanese streets looking for an angry fix, angelheaded pedos burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of JAV, who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up fapping in the supernatural darkness of mother's-basement flats floating across the tops of titi...

Emergency Episode: For Lala's Ears Only 08.05.2024 42:03

If you aren't Lala Kudou, don't listen to this episodou.

42 Season 1 Finale - The Sequel 03.01.2024 2:22:01

The real Lala Kudou was the friends we made along the way.

41 The Penultimate Episode 30.12.2023 1:02:37

Love. True love. Hashtag no homo. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.

40 The Commentary Track 28.12.2023 1:46:35

Watchalong with us! Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.

39 Fucking Normies 20.12.2023 1:27:43

Skip ahead if you want to hear us talk about the video. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.

38 The Moaning of the Lalas 14.12.2023 1:08:38

37 Christopher Lolan 06.12.2023 57:17

.skcus tsacdop sihT .namrednels namrednels namrednels Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.

36 Softcore Sex Trafficking 29.11.2023 1:16:19

35 The Lala Visitor 22.11.2023 1:22:37

Jesus loves Jake Sisko it's his favorite fictional character of all time. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

34 Yellow and Red 15.11.2023 1:15:59

We will seize the means of semen production, cumrades. I'm so bad at writing these. And being funny. This is a cry for help. Yeah another one. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69. We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of f...

33 Boomer Fight 08.11.2023 2:01:09

Penis size unremarkable Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69. We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny,...

32 Who Does Lala Kudou Work For 01.11.2023 50:03

Are you ready to take a trip to swinging 142s Osaka? Yeah baby yeah this video is worse than anything we have done and it put us in a bad mood we could not make this funny I am so sorry don't listen next week is really good though I swear Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69. We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some...

31 The Halloween Episode 25.10.2023 51:13

Boo Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69. We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evi...

30 Carbonara Does Not Have Cream 18.10.2023 1:11:53

Andiamo al treno sulla piccolissima bellissima lolissima who kissima a lot when penissinmouth Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69. We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was...

29 One Life to Live 11.10.2023 1:02:25

Michael finally grows up. Jesus still doesn't know to stay close enough to the mic, though (don't worry, sound improves a lot next episode) Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69. We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot...

28 A Podcast Episode 04.10.2023 46:54

Joke about episode theme. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69. We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupi...

27 We're Hooked on PCP 27.09.2023 1:09:52

Japan's most popular gameshow Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69 We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stup...

26 Jesus Finally Saves 20.09.2023 59:19

"In the name of Lala, the Merciful, the Beneficent. In the name of Lala, the most beneficent, the most merciful. All that praises and thanks be to Lala, the Lady of the Asiatic. The most beneficent, the most merciful. The only owner of the day of recompense. You alone we worship, and you alone we ask for help. Guide us to the straight way… The way of those on whom you have bestoed your grace, not...

25 Lala's Revenge 13.09.2023 1:09:29

Club Lala is kind of like Club Penguin but it's a lot more...coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

24 Loli Invaders 07.09.2023 1:05:57

They have come (hehe) to take everything. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

23 The Loli King 30.08.2023 1:08:46

Lala is lost in a lalabyrinth of Flinstones date rape drugs and loli kings. Will she find her self esteem? Special Guest Star Racist Whitie Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69