The Kingmaker Histories

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This week we're sharing Field Trip Sketch Comedy Presents by Field Trip Sketch Comedy! Field Trip Sketch Comedy Present...

Get a look into the minds of the Kingmaker characters and find out never-before-heard details about things like Eisen's relationship with his brothers, Colette's favourite disguises, Telesphore's best recipes, Holzmann's campaign promises, and Ariadne's advice on how to be a better torturer.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten, Addison Peacock, Henry Galley, and Josh Rubino   Cast in o...

We're officially halfway done! Everyone give yourselves a pat on the back, you deserve it.   Help us raise the next $3000! Preview the script for the first episode of season 4! Buy the Ariadne notebook! Buy the Eisen notebook! Submit your questions for our Q&A!   Socials: Twitter Bluesky   Youtube Patreon Instagram    

Happy Holidays, gentle listeners- today we have a delicious seasonal treat for you in the form of a new limited series from the creators of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason and Someone Just Like You. It's Christmas Diner- the story of a man on the edge taking a diner hostage on Christmas day. It's funny, heartwrenching, and full of voices you know and love from Kingmaker. Check out the show at...

The gang's latest client is a real pain in the neck. Content Warnings: Blood, gore, vomit, eating sounds, possession/loss of autonomy, animal death   Transcript Link   Donate to the fundraiser for season 4 here! Written by Addison Peacock and Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Simon Emerson...

Want to get into slow fashion? Colette's here to help!   Transcript Link Donate to the crowdfund here!   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance- Blythe Renay - Colette     Socials: Twitter Bluesky   Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This week we're sharing Travelling Light by Monstrous Productions. Travelling light is a cosy, queer sci-fi that is goi...

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Greater Boston by Third Sight Media. Greater Boston is a bi-monthly full-cast audio drama that...

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Fireside Folktales by Dallas Hawthorn. Season One, Whispering, is a retelling of the myth of H...

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Give Me Away by Gideon Media. Graham Shapiro has reached that age where his marriage is fallin...

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Eeler's Choice by Lou Sutcliffe and Daisy McNamara.   "No respect for the sea, for the living...

Telesphore finally comes clean. Content Warnings: drug use, needles, gore, cannibalism, sucking/slurping noises (32:13-32:20)   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Ioana Adascalitei - Saga Zuwie LeFou - Liberato Additional Voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Zuwie Lefou...

Transcript link Sorry for the delay- we'll be back with your regularly scheduled Kingmaker Histories this time next week! Featuring: Taqi Nazeer, Henry Galley, Liz Plant, David Ault, Zuwie Lefou, Addison Peacock, Gianni Matragrano, Josh Rubino, Blythe Renay, Ty Coker and Ben Rowe Music Used: Fooling - Odd Chap Socials: Bluesky   Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram  

Telesphore needs to go take care of something real quick. Content Warnings: gunshots   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Ioana Adascalitei - Jennifer Additional Voices - Henry Galley   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Miss Moreau - Leimoti Su...

The gang runs into a small problem. Emphasis on 'small'. Content Warnings: body horror (22:20 - 23:02), mentioned animal distress (13:18 - 13:34), animal death (14:01 - 14:09), sex scene (21:51 - 23:02)   Transcript Link   Written by Max Kriesky   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Addison Peacock - Ariadne Ben Rowe - Crowley Elizabe...

Klaus Holzmann paves the way for the nation's bright new future. Content Warnings: political oppression, violence, gunshots, mentions of torture, political assassination   Transcript Link   Written by Henry Galley   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Zane Schact - Minister Labelle, Leonid, and Leipzig Paul Matt Baker - Kurten Henry Galley - Palmier Bradley Gareth - Holzmann L...

Telesphore comes up with an extremely ill-advised plan to help Colette have a better birthday. Content Warnings: drug use, unreality, audio distortion   Transcript Link   Written by Charlie Green   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Liz Morey - Margot Addison Peacock - Ariadne Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Lauren...

Iyer, Winterlich and Co get lost in London, and make an unexpected friend.   Content Warnings: animal abuse (36:44-38:20), gore (41:07-41:24)   Transcript Link   Written by Zuwie LeFou   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Gus Zagarella - Lion Tamer Max Kriesky - Mr. Culpepper Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Charlie Green - Mickey Treadwell...

A routine con is interrupted by a loose canon cop who doesn’t play by the rules. Meanwhile, Holzmann has a productive week.   Content Warnings: animal distress (29:41-29:45), animal death (29:57-30:02), gunshots (27:39-27:40), (30:08-30:55)   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Andre Canada - Gabriel Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Liz...

Maxim Moretz sends some of his new friends to get in touch.   Content Warnings: gunshots (3:11-3:12) (9:24-9:26) (14:20-14:21) (26:51-26:52), gore (2:15-2:19) (27:05-27:06) (31:44-31:50), car accident (22:16-22:21)   Transcript Link   Written by Antonia Le   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Graham Rowat - Maxim Moretz Henry Galley - Lemburger Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino...

A storm forces the gang to take refuge in a castle with a rich, sexy family whose members definitely, probably, don’t drink blood.   Content Warnings: animal death (24:26-24:37)   Transcript Link   Written by Lou Sutcliffe   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Zuwie Lefou - Marguerita Nate Washko - Aster Carol...

Colette hasn’t been herself lately.   Content Warnings: unreality, gore (1:29-1:31) (14:16-14:28), threat of self harm (15:42-14:46), body horror (19:56-20:03), choking (29:28-29:43)   Transcript Link   Written by Addison Peacock   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Addison Peacock - Ariadne Richie Ammons- Babyface John Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Naz...

Unfortunately, the Kingmaker is no longer just the VSR's problem.   Content Warnings: Eating/slurping noises (1:59 - 2:13), body horror/gore (4:22 - 5:14), discussion of animal death (31:14 - 31:55)   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. Exec. produced by Henry Galley and Ashlee Craft.   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian and Winston Churchill Jenna Rose - Schultz Ad...

Transcript Link Featuring: unruly cats, very creative swearing, Star Wars references, actors wishing harm on the showrunner, and a handy mnemonic for remembering that you are far-sighted.   Music by Odd Chap  

Maxim Moretz and his nephew, Dieter, give you tips on how to run a wholesome, ethical, and legitimate family business.   Content Warning: violence against children (1:06-1:08), unreality (1:23-1:29), suicide mention (2:20-2:25) (3:00-3:05)   Transcript Link   Written by Henry Galley   Cast in order of appearance- Graham Rowat - Moretz Zuwie Lefou - Dieter     Socials: Twitter Bluesky   Youtube Pat...