The Kernel News Podcast

Noah reviews Robert Eggers' Nosferatu starring Lily-Rose Depp, Nicholas Hoult, Bill Skarsgård, Willem Dafoe, and Tenet actor Aaron Taylor Johnson.

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Noah ranks 5 (or maybe 6?) couples in film history. #scottpilgrim #davidfincher #moviereviews

Noah ranks Ryan Gosling characters that he relates with. #ryangosling #barbie #lalaland #drive #actor

Noah reviews Christopher Nolan's latest masterpiece Oppenheimer starring Cillian Murphy, Emily Blunt, Robert Downey Jr., Florence Pugh, and Dane DeHaan. #Christophernolan #cinema

Noah goes through all major movies of 2023 (including Ant-Man 3, The Flash, Oppenheimer, Dune Part 2) and predicts their box office grosses.

Noah discusses the plan James Gunn, the new co-CEO of DC Studios, needs to follow to create a successful DC universe.

Noah reviews the new horror movie M3GAN starring Allison Williams

Noah lists the 10 Worst Movies of 2022

Noah lists his top 10 movies of 2022.

Noah pleads his listeners to boycott Avatar 2 The Way of Water

Noah discusses Indiana Jones 5 being anti-ageist, Captain Marvel appearing as the only Avenger in Avengers 5, the "Hot Boys of Hollywood" group chat leaks, and reviews The Fablesman, Bones and All, Spirited, Glass Onion, Strange World, and Netflix's Wednesday

Noah discusses Daredevil: Born Again leaks, Drake's involvement in a Looney Tunes revival, Ryan Gosling's new look in The Fall Guy (2023), and reviews The Menu, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, White Lotus Season 2 episodes 1-3, Enola Holmes 2, and more!

Noah discusses movie news such as Chris Pratt's involvement in Disney's Planes 3, Sony green lighting The Amazing Spider-Man 3, Jason Momoa Fast 10 villain being anti-family and more.

Noah lists 5 Marvel Cinematic Universe characters who can defeat Kang the Conqueror.

Noah reviews A24's The Northman starring Anya Taylor-Joy, Alexander Skarsgård, and Willem Dafoe.

Noah reviews Top Gun: Maverick (2022)

Noah reviews The Batman (2022) starring Robert Pattinson, Zoë Kravitz, and Jeffrey Wright.

Noah reviews Morbius (2022) starring Jared Leto, Tyrese Gibson, and Matt Smith.

Noah hosts the first Valentine's Day Special!

News: -Ariana Grande to lead Squid Game Season 2 (0:40) -Paramount Pictures disappointed at the lack of controversy with Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Trailer (2:29) -Elsa to have a boyfriend in Frozen 3 (3:40) -Marvel Studios set to make a serious film (5:08) Reviews: -Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) (8:00) -Don’t Look Up (2021) (9:16) -West Side Story (2021) (10:51) -Nightmare Alley (2021) (11:49) -Succes...

-Timothée Chalamet on a chocolate-only diet for Wonka (2023) (1:04) -Disney forgot to pay off critics for Eternals (2021) (1:59) -Supreme Court ruled that enjoyment of Harry Potter franchise is now cringe (3:28) -Judy Hopps’ NC-17 short released on Disney Plus (4:36) Reviews: -Eternals (2021) (8:04) -Red Notice (2021) (9:36) -Clifford the Big Red (2021) (10:57) -Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) (13:...

-Remake of Mulholland Drive (2001) is moving forward at Universal (1:29) -Joaquin Phoenix has removed his acting credit from the Joker (2019)’s IMDb page (3:04) -Warrior Cats movie is moving forward at Warner Bros (5:10) -Scarlett Johansson was denied a role in Shang Chi: The Legend of the Ten Rings (2021) (6:59) Reviews: -Malignant (2021) (9:38) -Cry Macho (2021) (11:21) -Venom: Let There Be Carn...

-Christopher "God-King" Nolan moves to Universal! (0:33) -Sony’s Marketing Team struggles to make a poster for Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) (2:56) -Soulja Boy to replace Billie Eilish for No Time To Die (2021) (4:11) -Dear Evan Hansen (2021) has been delayed to 2023 (5:35) Reviews: -Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021) (8:05) -He's All That (2021) (9:16) -Candyman (2021) (10:37) -The...

-Dune (2021) is projected to lose over $100 million for Warner Bros (1:05) -Disney confirms Lone Ranger 2's cancellation (3:44) -Christopher “God King” Nolan is currently being courted by Netflix (5:19) -Wes Anderson's next project will be his last (7:56) Reviews: -The Green Knight (2021) (10:57) -The Suicide Squad (2021) (12:17) -Free Guy (2021) (13:43) -Outer Banks Season 2 (15:12) Trivia: -Step...

-The Boss Baby: Family Business (2021) has won the Palme d’or (1:08) -Danny DeVito to receive leg extension surgery (2:47) -Vin Diesel has kept 16 secret families from his wife (4:15) -The CW is lowering the budget on The Flash series (5:59) Reviews: -Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) (11:17) -Loki Season 1 Episodes 5-6 (13:48) -Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021) (15:23) Trivia: -Man of Stee...