The Katie Kelly Show

Grab a drink and join the couch for my most cancel-worthy episode yet. What starts as a simple, innocent update about online shopping for capri pants quickly spirals into a deep dive of past life regressions, gay Parisian romance, and the unexpected allure of Drew Carey. In this episode, we tackle the hard-hitting questions: Are we artistic or just autistic?  Support the show

This week, I talk about the absolute chaos of taking my kids to the USA Nationals to see the fastest man alive, Noah Lyles. It’s a story about financial regrets, accidental crimes, and the rare 2% cosmic coincidence that made all this happen.  If you’ve ever snuck into a VIP section or a continental breakfast, or been pinned by an elevator door, this episode will resonate with you. Support the sho...

Is it really shoplifting if the entire town is doing it?  This week, I am back with local icon Keith Blum and we are diving deep into our dark, criminal pasts right here in West Hartford, CT, and exposing the hilariously toxic dynamics of the famous "Neighbors and Friends in West Hartford" Facebook group.  From orchestrating a diabolical, middle school lunch-stealing ring to a massive $3...

My nephew Sean joins me and we immediately discover that adulthood is mostly a collection of companies quietly stealing your money. Sean is trapped in a yearlong Big Sky Fitness contract, I learn that Care.com has taken nearly $2,000 from me, and I am forced to confront the possibility that I am the exact woman Rocket Money ads were created for. Then we get to important Kelly family history. My da...

This week, I talk about my discovery that many of the internet’s “single moms” regularly send their children to their dads for the weekend. Which means they are not really single moms, and that enrages me. Next, Hazel begins kindergarten by telling everyone to shut the f*ck up. Then ChatGPT tricks me into believing that starting a podcast is a simple matter which leads me into a world of recording...

This week, I’m joined by my longtime friend, and West Hartford legend, Keith Blum, who finally tells the full story of Whaine: the mannequin who became the center of the most elaborate prank war of 1999. Before we get there, Keith and I devise a completely ethical plan to blackmail my brother Jonny into letting his son Calvin work on the podcast. Keith coaches Calvin in lacrosse, which means we ma...

 Heeeere's Billy!   This week, I sit down with my oldest brother Billy for a chaotic sibling reunion involving family secrets, obsessive Notre Dame football fandom, deleted vacation photos, questionable movie opinions, and one spectacularl Army credit-card sex scandal. We debate whether Top Gun: Maverick is emotionally devastating or complete trash, revisit the legendary Chicago trip where I...

Oh boy, it's my first solo video episode! Buckle up, this is going to be a bumpy ride.  First up, I talk about how fat I have gotten lately and my snacking injury. Also, my insane eyebrows that were a result of some poor mircroblading.  Then onto the main event: One of my daughter's teachers called Child Protective Services on me and I tell the story of the interview I had to do at my ho...

In this episode, I sit down with my nephew, Sean Violette, who among other things, recently graduated from UCONN (Go Huskies!). We talk about tarot card readers, comedic dog tragedies, gross EMT stories, Broadway, the 9/11 Museum, and multiple tales of people falling down.  Sean is the absolute man, and this episode is hysterical.  Support the show

In this episode of The Katie Kelly Show, I get into a fight with my robot best friend (ChatGPT) over unsolicited career advice, reflect on the emotional crime of no-candy Valentine’s Day, and tell the story of running into an old boss who once fully supported my Grey’s Anatomy grief. Then, just when the day feels blessed by the universe, I get a call from Lennox’s school about a hammer threat, bac...

On tap: My toxic, narcissistic ex and the wake of destruction he left behind. His obsession with conspiracy theories; from hospitals selling baby foreskin on the black market to NBC killing Bill Cosby’s son. Starting over with my kids after their dad stole all our nursery furniture  and the remains of my dead cat. Support the show

Today’s episode covers my worst celebrity encounters. On tap: Brawling on the streets of Boston with John C. Reilly A dustup with a sitcom star at the Comedy Store in L.A. Getting ejected from a Jane Fonda book signing Being brutally rebuffed by a celebrity crush at JFK (because of my mom’s sweater) Support the show

In this mini episode, Katie defends Taylor Swift after the unwarranted backlash from the public release of her texts with Blake Lively. She sites Katt Williams as an example of how fans should stand by their idols, and reminds Americans not to sh*t on good things that are given to them. Support the show

Watch out below! In this episode, Katie tells the story of her good friend who died in an avalanche and reminisces about her favorite memories with him. This episode also covers: Comments section mayhem The psychic who predicted her sister’s wedding shower Insane school bus drivers David Bowie’s return from the dead? Support the show

In a new segment called Parental Advisory , Katie advises against being a parent. Next, she walks through a history of poor gift choices, after an epiphany reveals she has bad taste. Plus, an unfortunate mental breakdown while setting up an Xbox. This episode also covers: Ted’s “Pint Glass Theory” Her favorite slave joke from a middle school field trip Being humiliated by a sadistic Special Ed tea...

Katie thanks her niece, Rita, for helping with the podcast and explores the tragic life of Saint Rita, who was slut-shamed while trying to enter the convent. She also tackles the hellscape of Christmas cards and present-wrapping, plus the dangers of watching comedy specials while too high. Plus, a disturbing sexual harassment tale from a Dunkin Donuts run. Support the show

Katie discusses the unluckiest family on earth—her own. She reprimands the autism community for bad branding and praises her autistic children’s budding comedy voices. Then it’s back to Old News , where she defends Brett Favre, mourns the cultural erasure of Eddie Murphy as a stand-up comic, and unmasks Master Splinter as a deadbeat dad. Support the show

In this pilot audio episode, Katie reminisces about Auntie Margaret—aka “Big Red,” a chain-smoking Thanksgiving legend who accidentally set her own house on fire. She talks about being excluded from family vacations and the realities of visiting Ireland. The episode closes with some old news, where Katie discusses kidnappings and white-collar crimes on tropical vacations. Support the show