The Jung and the Restless

Olivia is concerned we never landed on the moon, while her friend is concerned she lives near a "gentleman's" gun range. Zach has a girlfriend! Matchmaker Olivia tells the story of how she totally called it and Zach shares a couple short but sweet dreams about his blossoming romance. Hi, Ani! Thanks, Liv! Victor and Zach both struggle with cartography while Olivia thrives at botany. The Dream Team...

Vic and Liv are haunted by a misadvertised chip drop. Zach isn't haunted at all when he's had a few drinks. The Dream Team talks camping, preadolescent hormones, and the various effects of putting your hands in various places while sleeping. Olivia has a dream about Hayley Williams, the corruption of baby toes, and hiking with Mom-ica. Was this a trauma bonding experience or not? Also, the public...

ATTENTION LISTENERS IN THE SEATTLE AREA: Victor and Olivia are playing a show at Conor Byrne on JUNE 17th, doors at 7pm, show at 8pm! Check it out!  This week's episode is an encore, but don't worry, it's good one I think. 83. Ooh, The Dark Spooky Void Inside Me Original air date: 2/23/25 The Dream Team discusses babies and the people who hate them, reminiscing about being laughed at as babies the...

Olivia made a fancy pantsy pizza. Zach and Victor launch their own boys-only spinoff pod: Cock Talk. Zach has a dream about a prison planet, WhoIsLouDobbs.jpg, and pizza that was definitely not as good as Olivia's.   0:00 Liv Makes Fancy 'Za 3:51 Hawks n' Cocks 14:42 Open Mics and the PNW 25:31 There Will Be Blood 30:24 Zach Dreams of Frozen 'Za 48:10 Gestalt Follow us on Instagram:  https://www.i...

Zach ate too much fried food too fast and who even cares. Victor and Olivia are preparing themselves for potty training (their daughter. They're both already potty trained). Olivia has a dream about a pet store, a chimp, and candy floss that the Dream Team pins down pretty dang quick. Zach bought a plane ticket to go see Vic and Liv in August, so get ready for the first ever live, fireside episode...

The Dream Team dives straight from t-shirts to serial killers. You never know what's gonna happen when you press record. Zach has a follow-up dream from the previous 'sode about a stalker who may or may not be good for him. How can you even tell the difference? Olivia dreams of a mocking raven, artificial surgeons, and body-horror thumb gunk. This is what it's like to lucid dream in your mouth. Se...

Zach can't take Victor's compliment. The Dream Team discusses sex advice from Cosmo and Men's Health, some more injurious than others. Zach has a dream about Boston and/or Seattle, McMansion bathrooms, and a mass grave of footwear.   0:30 Compliments and Facial Hair 7:21 Magazine Sex Tips 18:52 Zach Dreams of Sandbox Toilets 28:56 Sad Commercial 50:36 Mindfulness Minutes   https://dreambible.com/...

Zach has a chaotic date with his former type. Victor has adorable and nightmarish news about the secret life of AI bots. Olivia gives birth to an eight-pound, six-ounce dream of pipe cleaner snakes and walnut shells. The Dream Team gets zen about the concept of death before ending the episode on the worst note possible.   0:30 Divining Rod for Chaos 19:32 Internet Think Tank 32:23 Progeny of the M...

Happy St. Patrick's Day! The Dream Team doesn't talk about it at all. Instead, they're off to an absolutely brutal start with current events. Does the vibe recover? You be the judge! Victor goes cross-country skiing and likes it. Olivia has a pretty literal dream about cross-country skiing and an Eastern European gatekeeper who won't let Victor do it. Zach has VERY literal dreams about yelling at...

The Dream Team hasn't caught up in a while. Victor tells us a fun, light-hearted, and not at all harrowing Christmas story. Zach is struggling with his New Year's resolution. More holiday, life, and food pyramid updates ensue. Listener Rose writes in to relate to Olivia's dreams of the authentic self, and Olivia gives her another one about a substitute haircutter, standing your ground at the coffe...

Olivia offers to do a PowerPoint presentation on why you should date Zach. Seattle is a frosty place with lots of pinball machines. Sometimes anxiety works in your favor. Zach has two short dreams that Olivia and Victor quickly dissect with surgical precision. Wheel, snipe, celly, bud!   0:00 Intro: PowerPoints and Dating 16:06 The Seattle Freeze 24:10 Break/Anxiety Brain and Pinball 29:31 This is...

Zach, out of the loop, is caught up by Olivia and Victor on the only cool thing the president has ever (allegedly) done. The Team discusses what makes them cry. What makes YOU cry? Zach and Olivia share dreams about Victor being a stick in the mud who doesn't understand how to Christmas. Victor shares a dream about Olivia cheating on him with himself, but older. No kink shaming.   0:00 Intro/The B...

Tails of Christmas have the power to heel all. Victor dreams a little dream of a work party at the bus stop, old cartoons on vinyl, and letting go of control. Vic and Liv talk about the first date that eventually led to a little girl who wants more goat. It's fun, it's tyute, and everything's a mess.    0:00 Intro/Happy All of That! 1:57 Tails of Christmas 15:45 Arts and/or Crafts 20:28 More Goat!...

After some techie diffies, The Dream Team discusses Costco couples, nanoons, Halloween, and documentaries. Victor and Olivia spend twenty minutes changing Zach's metaphorical diaper after his recent date. Zach is not Neo. Olivia continues to explore her protector part through a dream about rats and pigeons.   0:00 Intro/Meow 5:04 Documentaries and Aging 10:16 Date Update/Advice 29:38 The Matrix 31...

Zach accidentally scares a woman. Olivia scares a man into the woman-osphere. The Dream Team catalogs their experiences with bullying. Olivia's friend "AJ" writes in with a dream about a kinky threesome, Jared Leto's kit car (whatever that is), and missing Ubers. Hmmm, opulent!   0:00 Intro 0:40 Back Alley Zach: Definitely Not Unhoused 8:47 Reality Testing: Ya Ever Bully Anyone? 14:50 Unmasked Aut...

The Dream Team celebrates 100 'sodes! Zach loses a rap battle and has a hard time focusing in the kitchen. Olivia gives us an update on her animal communication journey and Victor gives us a really sick theme song for it. As a 100th episode retrospective, the Dream Team relitigates hanging dream chads, some recent and some old. Zach clears the air around his "super funny" cat dream by assigning so...

The Dream Team prepares to reminisce for their upcoming 100th 'sode before getting into lazy dark arts and the big question regarding clones. Zach has a disturbing dream about felines, but there's no reason to get into it. Olivia has a dream about the transition of power between gods and uses hit sitcom "Friends" as a framework of archetypes for parts work. Volleyball triggers her inner Monica. Ph...

The Dream Team dives right in as Zach finally does his homework and unpacks Episode #76: The Saturn Pattern. Heavy therapy lifting ensues. And hopefully actual therapy, if Victor doesn't talk him out of it. If you don't like the sound of Zach's voice as much as he does, you might wanna skip this one.    0:00 Intro 4:36 Reality Insecurity and Abandoment Wounds 15:20 What the Pattern Actually IS 31:...

Guinness is supposed to taste like that. Victor and Olivia broke their bed but not in a fun way.  Zach used to be a bartender in Brooklyn. Victor has a dream for us and he is coming in SLEEPY. Is it a dream? Or is he actually haunted by a sentient book? Happy Halloween!   0:00 Intro: Guinness for Strength 3:24 Beds on Floors 8:38 Open Microphone Drama 17:01 Victor's Spooky Book Dream 28:28 Dream B...

Victor takes a baby nap. Zach takes a taco nap. Zach is the Whitest Kid Olivia Knows. The Dream Team talks horror versus comedy. Victor has several old ideas for new podcasts. A dream about an unstable commute through Detroit, a broken record store, and a standoffish girl/boyfriend brings up Zach's tendency toward and fear of getting stuck in patterns. Everyone has homework. Zach: go listen to The...

The Dream Team talks nursery rhymes, rec-league volleyball, and Google deep-dives the Olympics for way too long. Victor talking snow sports reminds Zach of a childhood nightmare about ice skating (trigger warning: talk of suicide). Olivia has a new take on an old classic with a dream about tarantula exposure therapy and a Lovecraftian tater beast. Please like us.   0:00 Intro 0:29 Rhymin,' Ballin,...

Zach quit vaping using pouches. Olivia quit vaping using the patch and the gum. Victor is either too cool or not cool enough to get addicted in the first place. The Dream Team throws around some ideas for the apocalypse before getting into a Zach dream about a hurried wedding, a cheese-bearing best man/friend, and an anthropomorphic rapping lobster. He talks about growing up and commitment, then t...

Zach talks a lot about his grey head and the many anxieties that caused it. Victor talks about mushrooms AGAIN. Olivia tentatively talks about Zach's astrology. Zach generously offers to make the whole episode about himself, but instead the Dream Team dives into Olivia's dream about fancy boots, a service dog, and a "war bra," hitting a psychological nerve and causing Olivia to go a little bit bla...

The Dream Team talks caffeine, nicotine, and L-thenine. What else is in the news? Victor shares a dream about an embarrassing contest prize and getting his daughter's monster/horse feet trimmed to fit in her shoes better. How does a pedicure work, anyway? Olivia reminds the boys about the existence of self-care. Violent wants her peebies done. This little piggy shuffles off this moral coil. Anyway...

Zach processes startling news about his physical stature. Olivia also has an opening bit, and it begs the question: what does it mean to live the plug life? Victor tries fasting and, you know what? Not so bad. Olivia made a stock footage masterpiece. Zach shares a dream about embarrassing himself on the pod, jumping on a poor lady's shopping cart, and buying a super cool jacket that preeettyyy muc...