The Jaymeson Tapes

Many refer to it as the worst movie of all time, but when Allen and Abysmii visit the King household and bring along friends Brad and Cas... will it cause a divide amongst the group? Will friendships be tested? (Not really, it's just a bit. We all still love each other.) Your usual hosts Allen and Abysmii are joined IN-PERSON by David, Kaela, Brad, and Cas for a viewing of 1989 Canadian film THING...

Editor Sober Allen here. We recorded this in March. Oops. We’ll do better. Maybe. Also having rewatched this film we do NOT spend enough time on this episode praising Sophie Thatcher’s performance. Also we’ve both seen Weapons now. It was really really good. Support us via Patreon: patreon.com/creativehorror A network of podcasts and content creators working to build a collaborative community of h...

Editor Sober Allen here! I got pretty trashed during this one so there's a point where Abysmii is trying to work out the message of this film and really gets into it and I just say 'Yeah.' Also if you came here looking for a timestamp I am sorry. Just don't watch the post-credits scene. I promise. Support us via Patreon: patreon.com/creativehorror A network of podcasts and content creators working...

Editor Sober Allen here. We didn't record our reaction during the movie this time. We'll go back to doing that after this one. Also we don't start talking about the movie for like 20 minutes. It's a bit about how long this movie takes to get going. Also I see the director of this film commenting on other channels reviews of it. Oh damn. Uh, hey man. We liked it. Just felt like it took a while to g...

New Editor Allen here! Sorry about the break. We missed you. We love you. We know you gotta have the funky funk. Take a few Altoids, pour yourself a drink, and join us for Blue Sunshine: a movie based on true events...kinda. Not really.

Ep 24 When Evil Lurks The Jaymeson Tapes Download Part of the recording for the viewing got corrupted again, but I was able to save the most important part. I’ve been putting off editing this episode; not because the movie was bad or the experience was bad, quite the opposite. It’s just a very, very bleak movie. Next time something a bit more light. - Abysmii Support us via Patreon: patreon.com/cr...

Ep 23 Beyond the Black Rainbow The Jaymeson Tapes Download These episodes take forever to edit. But it was worth it for the unadulterated dead-horse beating we did to one particular joke. Kaela guest stars on our viewing of a movie we knew we'd love but wanted to watch anyway because it's a fun trippy nightmare. Go watch this movie, seriously. Support us via Patreon: patreon.com/creativehorror

Ep 22 Blood Machines The Jaymeson Tapes Download Hi everyone, editor Abysmii here. No commentary track because it got corrupted, thanks Craig. You AI dickhole. Anyway, this movie was really fun and don't let how confused we were when trying to explain the plot throw you off. Go watch it, it's short and a really fun ride. I would very much try this drink we made up too. I don't know why I like thes...

EP21 Kazaam The Jaymeson Tapes Download It's finally here. The episode you didn't know about but did know it was a month late because Abysmii had too much BS to work on. This episode is a strange yin and yang. On the one hand, it was one of the best recording experiences we've ever had. On the other hand, it was an insurmountable mountain of editing. I actually had to start over at one point becau...

Editor Abysmii here. No, we don't have a movie, we have a series to talk about! Twisted Metal is a cool video game series no one but millennials remember. Now it's a TV show! Guns, cars, guns on cars, cars that are guns! But no seriously, it is a cool show and you should watch it. Also, keen listeners will be hearing double for a brief moment. Leave a comment with a time stamp so we farm that sick...

If no "O bother," then why bother?

EP18 Gonjiam Haunted Asylum The Jaymeson Tapes Download Allen and Abysmii complain about mold and abestos and then talk about other things that aren't the movie.

The Nickelodeon one is the best one.

EP16 Skinamarink The Jaymeson Tapes Download Larry was phone.

A bonus episode.

Allen and Abysmii encounter the Deadly Spawn.

EP14 - April Fool's The Jaymeson Tapes Download lol, it’s the title. - Abysmii

Allen and Abysmii discover their new killer style.

Allen and Abysmii finally watch The Poughkeepsie Tapes.

What are we talking about? Oh, right. Marble Hornets.

Allen and Abysmii join CM Punk for some home renovations.

Allen and Abysmii become the Maniac, Elijah Wood, while looking for love in New Yorkfornia, Toronto.

EP07 - The Void The Jaymeson Tapes Download Allen and Abysmii take a look into the void.

Allen and Abysmii join a rookie cop for their first and last shift.

Allen and Abysmii are left dissatisfied with their chopping experience.