The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan

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Not quite a glorious half hour today. On the mend from the COVID. The patreon is over here: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello. This is a buffer episode that ended up coming out at the same time and being recorded at the same time as always. But in the future! Who knows. Please join the patreon if that is something you want to do: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Pentecost! come and see the show in melbourne this saturday please June 11: https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-melbourne-tickets-333373969517 join the patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this podcast, Scotty on twitter asked me to make my podcasts longer so they could stretch on for the length of his commute (one hour and twelve minutes). This seemed fair and reasonable. So here, mostly for Scotty, is one our and twelve minutes of James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Planning (plus advertisements). Is it quality? I mean, I don't think so. But it is quantity, and quantity has a...

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Today we take a break from talking about the boat to see if interviewing interesting people will generate more downloads and more advertising money for said boat. I spoke with James Hennessy about Elon Musk, Twitter, Crypto, NFTs, the metaverse, culture and aesthetics. James Hennessy tweets over here https://twitter.com/jrhennessy , and you can check out his Substack, The Terminal, here: https://w...

The scattering seeds across Australia tour is over. Phase one is well under way. We will buy me a boat. This is the first of two episodes to come out this week. Listen on to find out what splendid stuff is coming during the second episode. Current patreon members, your mug is coming soon. People about to become a patreon member, there's never been a worse time to join the patreon (you're too late...

Australia, I love you! Rest of the world, I love you also, but I'm too poor to see you! JDFMCP - The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan is travelling right across this great southern land. If you see me in Canberra over the next few days, come over and say hello. Everybody on the Patreon by the end of this month will be sent a hand drawn mug (I will do the hand drawing). Join here:  https:/...

Melbourne shows have been cancelled! Very sorry. You can get a refund. More shows will be coming soon. Vitally, the Catamaran Plan Patreon mug special goes on. Everybody on the Patreon by the end of this month will be sent a hand drawn mug (I will do the hand drawing). Join here:  https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Yes, a gun went off (we think). Also, I think everybody is fine. Still, looking forw...

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Today we are sending many open letters because we are stuck in the doldrums. Join the JDFMCP Patreon and get many many many bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann come to see me at the Melbourne international comedy festival: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2022/shows/aesthetic Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we’ve got one iron in the fire - now it’s time for iron number two @Luke and Lewis, can I plz come on your podcast? Join the JDFMCP Patreon and get many many many bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I have had an epiphany. Are you looking to have an epiphany also? Consider joining the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan Sailing Club patreon:  http://patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Clout! Thanks to Luke Heggie, Simon Taylor, and Sam Campbell, and Aidan Jones. Watch Aidan Jones’ special, Taco: https://youtu.be/1mDhKRBeBsc Join the Patreon for bonus episodes, and so I can finally buy a boat sooner: www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From the Reformation to Kanye West via Richard Nixon and Charles II, here is a brief history of the boat shoe. Fund another man’s journey to boat ownership and join the patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Kind thanks to my brother, who lent me his laptop this week. Behold, there’s a vast amount of editing in this podcast. I have not necessarily done good editing, but there is lots of it. Ho...

The cash giveaway has been cancelled. Details in the podcast. Thanks to everybody who got their dollar. The wheels are falling off, but that's ok, because boats don't need wheels. (Do boats need wheels? They need steering wheels, I suppose. Maybe there are also other boat wheels. I look forward to finding this and many other boat questions out in the future). Join the patreon: https://www.patreon....

Get your money! Join in on the huge cash giveaway! Share the podcast Tag me so I can see it DM me your bank details/paypall information I will send you one Australian dollar Here is my instagram account,@jdfmccann: https://www.instagram.com/jdfmccann Limit one dollar per person! (It's a huge cash giveaway in that a huge number of people are going to be given cash, not in that it is a huge amount o...

Here is an episode of the 'Captain's Log' Podcast from the Patreon. You can join that Patreon, and bring me that much closer to owning a boat. Plus, you'll get more episodes of 'Captain's Log'. Why, if you join one of the premium membership tiers, you could get a shirt and a membership card. https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We had the first annual James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan X Lonely's Fine Art & Collectables Art Auction. Here's how it went, all the things went wrong in the lead up, and how much money we made. Comes and see James Donald Forbes McCann's Aesthetic at the Adelaide Fringe: https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-af2022?fbclid=IwAR2oBtAKwY8W1ANb0OskIq...

I'm doing a brand new show at the Adelaide Fringe! Please come: https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-af2022?fbclid=IwAR2oBtAKwY8W1ANb0OskIqe-Am7uhLHrYEr7GWpf--7xK7Dr8vVHZZDZJq8 This episode did not get recorded in one take, and now we are well behind on Australian Survivor. An enormous thanks to Peter Goers, our sponsors, the Howling Owl, and you. Register f...

Laura O'Callaghan is our very special guest! She is securing for the show some extraordinarily rare and valuable collectables. Register for the art auction (Feb 10): https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing?eid=861719& Come and see my Adelaide Fringe show:   https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-af2022?fbclid=IwAR2oBtAKwY8W1ANb0OskIqe-Am7uhLHrYEr7GWpf--7...

I quit my job. In a few weeks time, I'll just be doing freelance work, stand up comedy, and catamaran plans. There are still a few days left to bid on Dusty’s Napkin #1: https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/373878674826 The art auction gets closer every day, as it will continue to do until the evening of Feb 10, after which point it will get further and further away. If you’re in Adelaide, want to buy art,...