The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan

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Writer/comedian/low-income husband and father James Donald Forbes McCann does not own a boat—yet! It is only a matter of time before this soon-to-be-lucrative podcast changes that sad fact. The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan podcast exists for one reason: to generate enough money for catamaran ownership. Yes, James can see the boat now, glimmering, as though in a vision. He could almost reach out and touch it. It is a beautiful boat. Go to www.patreon.com/jdfmccann and begin your ongoing financial contribution to another man’s boat ownership today.

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The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan

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S1 Ep5: Episode 4: Dusty’s Napkin #1 17.01.2022 17:36

Purchase a piece of history, and bid on Dusty’s Napkin #1: https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/373878674826 The art auction gets closer every day, as it will continue to do until the evening of Feb 10, after which point it will get further and further away. If you’re in Adelaide, want to buy art, and are blithely indifferent to the plague, come to the art auction: https://fb.me/e/22nxE5tXU We are joined o...

S1 Ep4: Episode 3: Professional 09.01.2022 20:59

Thank you for listening to the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan podcast, and for bringing me, James Donald Forbes McCann, that much closer to boat ownership. One must be professional. That's the only way this podcast is ever going to reach the heights of boat ownership. That's the only way people will choose to join the patreon . This episode, we talk with the wonderful Daniel Muggleton a...

S1 Ep3: Holiday Bonus Episode | Cuban #3 02.01.2022 5:54

Usually lots of thought goes into these podcast episodes but for this episode I'm sorry there was lots of cuban #3's consumed it is the holidays. The podcast will be back next week with a full and normative episode. www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep2: Episode 2: 40,000 Baby Turtles 26.12.2021 18:31

Rhi Down joins the sailing club for the final general meeting of 2021. We discuss important topics like: How to grow the listenership Plans for auctioning off a napkin Sexism And more. Don't delay, join the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan Sailing Club today! https://patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep1: Episode 1: Lift Off 19.12.2021 16:23

Join James Donald Forbes McCann as he opens the first ever meeting of the official James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan Sailing Club. Topics on the menu include: Questions from the public A description of the dream boat Money Have you ever been sailing before? Free Taiwan Featuring Samuel McDonough and Amos Gill. Contribute to the boat by joining the Patreon at www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hoste...

S1: Episode 0: The Conception 12.12.2021 20:51

Before the birth, first must come the conception. Listen to this important historical record in which the words ‘James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan’ are uttered in sequence for the first time in human history. Featuring JDFM, Jake Smith and Peter James. Contribute to the boat by joining the Patreon at www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.