The Jacqueline Monroe Show

In this episode, I declare a national emergency and present my completely serious solution to America's declining birth rate. After reading a CBS article showing the striking correlation between the rollout of the iPhone in 2007 and the drop in US birth rates, I have one piece of advice: touch your man more than you touch your phone. Also in this episode: my piping hot take on Clavicular's new nos...

Women can't agree on what's attractive and Belmont Cameli's viral dance may have been the final nail in the coffin. We're discussing the internet's divided reaction, Knicks vs. Spurs and the NBA Finals conversation, the Michael Jackson verdict Netflix documentary, and why Jaafar Jackson's performance in the Michael Jackson biopic still has me in shock. Also: The Eternal Sunshine Tour and Ariana Gr...

Today we're discussing Spencer Pratt's Los Angeles mayor campaign, the new Love Island USA Season 8 cast and trailer, the Summer House reunion fallout and ongoing West Wilson and Amanda Batula drama, Matthew Perry's ketamine death case as his former assistant is sentenced to prison, Clavicular getting mogged in court after shooting an alligator, the new fully electric Ferrari Luce reveal and backl...

Today we discuss the Harry Styles “Together Together” tour backlash and fan complaints, the latest hantavirus outbreak updates aboard the MV Hondius cruise ship, Ebola outbreak concerns in Africa, and the Frontier Airlines runway accident that killed a man crossing the tarmac. We also get into the new Netflix "TheCrash" documentary about Mackenzie Shirilla slamming her car into a buildin...

Hantavirus fears are growing after multiple reported deaths connected to the Hondius cruise ship raising questions about the Andes strain of hantavirus, rodent transmission, cruise ship safety, and why this story suddenly feels suspiciously like the plot of another global pandemic. We break down what hantavirus actually is, how it spreads, why experts are monitoring the situation, and why the inte...

It’s May. In this episode you'll get the juicy Q&A but first we wake up and read the newspaper together like its 1926. It's very exciting. This episode is a slower, more normal-life reset than my usual. I’m seeing The Devil Wears Prada 2 , planning a full backyard overhaul (truckload of plants incoming), and doing the most regular things imaginable this weekend. Then we get into the ne...

At some point in this episode, we're going to jump off a cliff together and I'm not telling you when ;). Before we get there, it’s a pretty normal show. Life updates, home projects, travel, health and wellness, my mom visiting, beach days, and where my head’s been at lately. In the news, we get into the Alix Earle vs Alex Cooper drama, looksmaxxing influencer Clavicular’s alleged overdose...

Since we last spoke, I found out Kristi Noem’s husband and I share a cup size, we casually went back to the moon, and Trump threatened to flatten Iran. In this episode, I deep dive into Byron Noem’s alleged bimbofication fetish, the psychology behind cross-dressing, and why it’s honestly less weird than most things happening right now. I also break down how XXXL breast implants even work from a lo...

In this episode, we get right into The Summer House drama involving West, Ciara, and Amanda, and why this entire situation highlights a bigger issue. Men on reality TV are not hot, not masculine, not serious, not interesting, and not worth ruining friendships over. I explain why dating men under 35 is usually a sh*tshow, why reality TV amplifies their worst traits, and why women need to raise thei...

Since this is episode 420, some of you might be expecting me to get high and talk about the war in Iran. Sorry to disappoint. I’m not 14. Instead we start the episode with a very brief 420 story about the first time I got high with my little brother, which involved a shampoo bottle, chocolate chips, and Halo 3. After a few quick life updates, we get into the news, starting with the escalating conf...

At 2 a.m. I almost made this episode “Baal and Moloch for Dummies.” Instead, we’re talking about something arguably more relevant: the rise of the adult toddler in the US. We start light. Why I’m a Karen, potato balls, what I couldn’t do if you pointed a gun to my head, Super Bowl party drama, Valentine’s Day, home decor updates, hyperfixations (spoiler: whales and deep lakes lol) and childhood no...

The DOJ drops over 3 million Epstein files, AI makes it harder to tell what’s real, and the world is increasingly hard to take seriously. In this episode, I talk about why everything is meant to destabilize you right now and how to stay grounded without checking out completely. We get into the Epstein files, the disturbing images and emails circulating online, and why this information is so unsett...

Today we start with a lesson in restraint, proportional response, and why not every situation requires escalation. Sometimes the smartest move is handling things calmly and moving on with your day. Then we talk life updates. Home stuff I’m loving, current girly obsessions, pasta-making progress, and a road trip to Julian, CA that includes pie, a creepy bookstore, and thoughts on small-town America...

Apparently, 2026 is the new 2016 . After a year of AI slop, skeletal Ozempic bodies, uncanny facelifts, and a general sense that nothing feels real anymore, it feels right to revisit the last moment of peak millennial optimism. Back then, you walked into a house party with a White Claw, lace-up crop top, choker necklace, no upper lip, the Snapchat dog filter locked and loaded, and the entire world...

Same hell, different year. Happy 2026 and welcome back to the show!! Instead of boring you with resolutions, we’re easing into the new year with life updates, including a story time that involves me unexpectedly getting involved with the police, my NYC Christmas trip recap, an update on the running golf “beef” with my sister, and the return of my color analysis and decluttering hyperfixations. The...

Welcome back and thank you so much for supporting my show in 2025! This episode is a full reckoning. I share my personal 'Top 2025 Lists' and why this year felt like an absolute abomination. As a creator, it felt like watching the same exhausted season on repeat. No originality, no breakthroughs, just uninteresting recycled brain-rot bs. I talk about why 2026 has to be the year something f...

Welcome back! We open intense (of course), talk about my dad’s birthday and why it’s still weird eight years later, our family dog passing, then immediately pivot into lighter things like why Black Friday is STILL happening and why my coffee machine is officially performative décor. Life updates include: my newfound 9/11 hyperfixation, Jonas Brother concert collabs, and my ongoing inability to mov...

Happy Thanksgiving!! 🦃🦃🦃 Thank you for tuning in and supporting my show! It's a fun one. Enjoy! ❤️

IT'S THE HOLIDAYS!! We've officially entered the darkness, the government is still shut down, Zohran Mamdani is apparently the mayor of New York now and people are pissed, Kris Jenner's 70th birthday at Jeff Bezos house happened, I quit my GLP-1 and gained ten pounds in a month. So yes, we have updates. I talk tips on navigating daylight saving depression, the emotional spiral of being a married w...

This week, we’re covering it all: life updates, why I’m stopping my GLP-1, and the $100 million jewel heist at The Louvre that feels straight out of a movie. We’re talking Kim Kardashian’s viral Skims faux-hair “merkin” thong, Khloé’s three-year dry spell, and the “eating disorder to skincare obsession” pipeline. Plus, a Scottish woman fakes an entire pregnancy and “birth” using a plastic doll (ye...

This week I dive into The Cool Girl Crisis: The slow, aesthetic flattening of individuality happening online. From girls downloading their personalities straight off TikTok to identical “it girl” uniforms, I unpack what happens when style stops being personal and starts being performative. (Hint: go thrift shopping, it’ll fix your soul.) Then we get into Taylor Swift’s new album, The Life of a Sho...

It’s spooky season, Taylor Swift dropped another album yet again, and the fans are divided on whether she’s in her flop era or just a regular woman evolving into her 30's who loves d*ck and can't help but write about it. In this episode, I give my official review and opinion on Taylor Swift, what I actually think of the new record, how the marketing didn’t match the product, and what her l...

In this episode, I break down the assassination of Charlie Kirk, Jimmy Kimmel losing his late night show temporarily, and what both stories say about the future of free speech in America. We're living through a crisis where free speech gets you fired, shot, and mocked by the crowd. From internet-radicalized kids to the useless culture of online political dunk contests, I rant about how our pho...

Happy Fall!!!!!! I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!! Taylor Swift is officially engaged to Travis Kelce and the world has gone off the rails everywhere else. Cardi B’s in court, Logan Paul and Nina are fighting in a taxi, Meghan Markle is insufferable yet again in her With Love, Meghan Season 2 show, and Justin Bieber dropped a new album. Meanwhile, news took a dark turn. Ukrainian refugee, Iryna Zarutska, was f...

We're in the thick of summer y'all!! This week’s episode features a new character on the show, positive b*tches I love, and honest thoughts on big dreams, bitter people, and the audacity to thrive. I’m not summering in Europe or the Hamptons, but I am recapping what I’ve been watching: Love Island (HOW are you guys obsessed with this?), America’s Sweethearts (not c*nty enough), F1 (Brad Pitt still...