The Jabber Jaw Podcast Show

This week the gang is pretty pissed at trees but doing cool things. Tyson played a show, Smith met celebs and Dawson danced in the rain at Red Rocks. They are trying to keep to a proper schedule and somewhat failing but succeeding in laughs. Press play and pretend you're there with them. 

This week the gang is back and allergies are hitting Dawson hard. Smith is at his fancy cabin in the woods and Tyson is back from his travels to Antiques Roadshow in Indy. It's a lively convo about cleaning out things, ball maxing and much more. Summer is here and it's Pride Month. There is much to celebrate so pop a claritin, grab an iced tea and press play!

They're baaaaack! Apologies to the fans and enemies for the delay. The gang got lost getting back from their visit to Indy to visit Smith. Not really, but Tyson almost did. Stories galore and a ton of headlines to make up for their absence. Forgive them and their schedules. Put your OOO on, grab a cold one and see what they've been up to. 

This week, Dawson and Smith learn what hookworms are and reevaluate how they care for their pets simultaneously. The gang is also blabbing about antiques, baseball and Alamo Drafthouse amongst other hot topics. It's so hot in fact that Us Weekly's podcast "Gag Us" is jealous of their content. Tune in to see what the fuss is about and throw them a like or two!  

It is a celebration of Smith this week as the gang celebrates his birthday. They are also catching up on everything that was missed over the past few weeks. Blame Dawson! This week is sponsored by Ketchup and gardening. Strap on a sun hat, some gardening gloves and not forget your ear buds. It's time to embrace spring and the blooms of laughter from these knuckleheads. 

This week the gang is back talking about wineries of Kansas and some other deep cuts. Tyson is also talking about his new business venture and one of his old booty mix songs. It's only been a few weeks, but they couldn't wait to get back on the internet sound waves and bring you an appropriate distraction to open up the weekend. Press play and share with a pal!

This week is all about St. Patrick's Day and the Irish culture. Tyson even wore a green shirt to commemorate the occasion. It's also sprinkled with what they'd been up to and their hot takes on the Oscars. If you're having some Sunday Scaries, this is sure to cure them. Have a listen and share it with a pal. 

Before the end of the world as we know it, the gang is back talking about everything from e-bikes to circus carnies. Smith also becomes an occasional robot toward the end of the show which may or may not be the start of the AI takeover. Regardless, you should listen and have a laugh or two during these weird times. 

This week is all about the platonic love between Smith and Tyson as they got to go on a date together in Hays. It's just as romantic as you are thinking it would be. Meanwhile Dawson was in Colorado seeing Pinback at the Stanley Hotel on Friday the 13th. NBD as the kids say. It's full of the usual tomfoolery and good times! Kick back, relax and check it out.

This week the gang with throwing out logic and getting heavy with tarot card readings for Smith and Tyson courtesy of Dawson's growing "talent." They are also catching up on the super duper bowl and many other nuggets of news. The entire cast of house wives from Bravo says this episode is "what's a podcast?" Exactly. Press play, share, and enjoy. 

The gang is back this week and talking about one of their favorite subjects, Hays America. It's mostly in relation to fast food, but who cares? This conversation quickly leads into others like the "5 meals a day" and much more. Winter may be happening for another 6 weeks according to a groundhog but you can stay warm from laughter with your favorite podcast.

Dawson is back from the now annual Bahamas trip and telling tales from it. The guys are a captive audience adding updates here and there including spilling the beans are their next in-person hang. It's full of catching up and the usual laughs. Kick back, relax and prepare for the winter storm with a little warmth from your favorite internet dummies. 

Like Kate Bush, the gang is thanking Stranger Things for their last holiday offerings and commentating on others. They've got their holiday sweaters on, lists made and ready to talk about the year that was at the beginning of this newly horrific year. If you're needing a laugh or some distractions from democracy crumbling, look no further. 

This week, Tyson manages to avoid certain death when his ring light attacks him LIVE! Then, the ring light continues to seek revenge by cutting his internet connection multiple times. Technical difficulties aside, it's a great episode with topics like conservative radio meetups and getting the sex talk. It's the perfect background noise to your last minute holiday shopping and/or gift wrapping. Po...

Happy belated Thanksgiving! This week the gang is talking about how they gave thanks and ate various amounts of turkey with loved ones. They've also been compiling a healthy amount of off the wall headlines for your enjoyment. It's been a wild couple of weeks and they're excited to reminisce. It's also almost 2 hours which some may consider audible tryptophan, but others (aka the true fans) will h...

Trust them, the title will make sense after the gang reminisces about their good times spent in KC celebrating Tyson's 50th. It's all about ghost touring, museums, irish pub-ing, kpot-ing and much more. The show has missed you more than warmth and sunshine this last wintery month. Make yourself a cup of hot chocolate, park yourself next to the fireplace and press play for this extra long and hilar...

The show is back this week after a brief hiatus. Dawson is telling tales from Europe while Smith and Tyson chime in on some shows and other things that they've been up to. It's quite the catch up including covering all things horrible in the world with their usual brand of humor. Hopefully making it a little easier to take in. Roll in the leaves, grab a pumpkin muffin and press play.

A tale of two eyeballs consistently not working as they should. Told by Tyson, listened to by Smith and Dawson this week. There's also talk about other things like dogs, concerts and topics around the collapse of American civilization. Happy happy joy joy! Living in America is SO much fun. Grab your ear pods, step outside, breathe some fresh air (while we have it) and enjoy some jokes. We need all...

This week the gang is chatting about internet smut and furthering Dawson's new hobby; tarot. It's a fun little dive into the weirdness of storytelling and the mysteries of the cards. What truths will be revealed? How do Tyson and Smith react to their spreads? Stay tuned to find out! (Don't out Dawson to any tarot communities quite yet. She's amateur at best.)

This should be the title of the podcast, but for now, it will just be for this particular episode. Tyson is talking about "breasterants" while Smith and Dawson talk at length about italian restaurants. It's random and hilarious just like these 3 idiots. Take it with you on your next long roadtrip or when you're trying to tune someone out. Jabber Jaw provides in any/every situation!

Smith is back from adventures in TN and bringing the rest of the pod up to speed with his findings. They are also digging into preseason football and Dawson's first time golfing since high school. It's packed full of everything you want and more. Pause Taylor Swift on New Heights and give this a go instead!

Aside from the proper ways of handling ice cream treats, the gang is talking about Tyson's recent religious experience, various smells, soft foods and much more. It's the last month of summer but not of Jabber Jaw so enjoy it with a soft serve outside and perhaps a friend or two. 

The possibilities are endless and Tys talks about a lot of them this week. There's so much to catch up on after a month long hiatus including firework bang bang day, birthdays, plus a ton of updates on the dumpster fire world we live in. Pour yourself an iced tea, sit back, relax and delight in the smooth stylings of unpredictability via your favorite threesome with clothes on. 

A phrase that others have called the gang or a sampling of the sparkly conversation this week? You decide. They've been on a hiatus due to Tyson's retina protesting against his body but are back and as wacky as ever. Take a break from counting your supply of fireworks for this year's upcoming festivities and press play!

This week the gang is talking about how Missouri and Kansas share KC ever so lovingly. Along with wings, Howie updates and much more. It's a good catch up on the hot messes happening around the world. Take a look, it's in a podcast book. A podcast rainbow awaits!