The Intellectual Saviors

After a week off while Michael said "Fuck it all, I'm going on vacation!", the boys are back to discuss the conventions.  With so many topics and so little time you'd think we could focus for once, but we swerve all over the road like drunks texting.  Lube up for this one.

What the fuck is going on in the world?  The boys discuss more racism, more terror attacks, and the plague known as Pokemon Go.  Michael doubles down on his race relations ideals, and then we talk about the goddamn election.  Never trust a porn star!

Warning: This a is a lengthy and serious show about the recent deaths of black men by police, and the Dallas police shootings.  Michael and Brad will definitely piss you off with their opinions, and they make Eric look like the next MLK.  Plus fuck everything because we're all doomed!

Another week where we don't really discuss the election or politics in general, and it feels so good, like sex without a condom.  The Olympics are around the corner, and we talk about what a flaming shit sandwich it should turn out to be.  Then we tell you all about the 4th of July, and which housing markets not to invest in.  Let's go swimming!

Do you like listening to 3 idiots talk about your favorite show and make predictions? We recap the season, excluding the final episode since we recorded before it aired.  Brad finally gets interested in the show for a change.  #Hodor #RaveOfThrones

In part 1 of this epic podcast, your boys discuss Eric's deviant sex life.  We talk about Brexit, after we Google it like most Brits did after they voted on it.  Then Michael warns you bastards once again about the animal uprising.  Ignore him at your own peril!

Another week, another hand-crafted piece of audio gold for you the listener.  Michael does his yearly good deed, and tells you all about it.  We discuss this week's filibuster, and what the hell is going on in the animal kingdom?  Also Brad proposes getting drunk on Zimas and throwing sandwiches at homeless people.   

Yet again your boys discuss a mass shooting, only the worst one to date, but there's always next week.  Brad is pissed because his healer is a fucking failure and can't learn the goddamn fight after 3 months.  So of course he takes it out on that poor Stanford rapist.  Michael decides to join an ABR forum, and we round out the show with animal talk.  #FuckTheNRA 

This week we take a hard-hitting look at the most devastating epidemic to hit our schools.  Also which one would you: Morena Baccarin or Olivia Munn? We've already done our extensive research. Then Brad rants about apes for 20 minutes.  This show may be an abortion, but we didn't feel like driving 500 miles to get rid of it... so here it is!  

Look we warned you that this thing is going to be rough until the election.  Brad needs a new porn star for his top ten, preferably one that can queef.  Eric challenges the NSA to hack his phone, and Michael discovers a new way of punishing your children.  It's an ancient Chinese secret.

Brad is pissed off again about people smoking pot, Christians being cunts, and not being able to satisfy his wife.  After this shit-show of an election, at least we'll have our guns and churches to console us.  Thanks for listening and go fuck yourself! 

As hard as we try we just can't avoid talking about John Miller... I mean Trump. Also, Brad makes us very aware yet again that he doesn't like anything dark.  Be sure not to listen to Coldplay while masturbating, and always give your partner's owner a reach-around.  The show countdown has begun...

Again we attempt to educate you fuckers on science, history, and all types of ill shit.  Brad decides to vote for Trump because deporting the Mexicans will help his concrete business.  Will our first guest ever be the next Vice President?  Helpful Hint: Always carry a toddler for protection when visiting a Walgreens.

Besides Brad not giving any fucks about the show, other than a trip to the drugstore gone horribly wrong, the boys bring hard hitting political talk. Ok, about 10 minutes worth, but we have plenty of dead air and wondering out loud about what we're doing. Remember to never apologize for you dick!

Amazingly enough the boys talk some politics and issues of the day. We pay our respects to the greatness of Prince. Or in the words of Brad... who? Sure we're all going to die from climate change, but you'll at least be able to see it on Periscope.

Look we've all had a long week, and we're beaten by the whole election cycle and southern states using religion to deny people rights.  Ever hear of a show called Bropocalypse?  Get ready for an hour of fucking nonsense.  #EiffelTower

The boys decide to have a nooner and the result is pure disappointment... just ask Brad's wife.  We rip on religion real good like for the first time in a while, talk about how to punish women when they abort their rape babies, and then rant about other shit.  It may be time to start the Bernie Sanders write in campaign.  Also, who will be the new WWE Champion? #Wrestlemania32

After a week off, your favorite idiots with a podcast take another week off, but this time they recorded it.  Eric is now a resident of Minnesota and Brad is still a piece of shit.  With very little to offer, Eric and Brad take a dump on Batman v Superman, Michael tries to talk politics and bores himself, and then they discuss the rise of the machines.  Who knew that the Terminator would be a homo...

This week the boys get drunk, in celebration of Eric's last in person show!  It's an all out fuck off show with our guest Boggs; yes he's alive.  Brad has some stories, while Eric makes things awkward with family issues.  No content and a little comedy they make sure it's the last episode you'll ever listen to.  You're welcome.

This week the boys go over the horror story that is the Republican presidential race.  Michael has a top ten list, Eric gets upset about the political landscape, and Brad wishes he had Amiibos.  Let's bang out! 

This week the boys get serious; talking about the presidential race, guns, and Trump's "not" so racist supporters.  Eric needs a lot of money, Michael gives black people some real talk about who they should vote for, and Brad does his best Boggs impression.  To Nova Scotia we go!

This week the boys talk about things in black history you may not know and the latest updates on the election.  Eric yells at Brad over the FBI and privacy, Michael gives conspiracies on Obama sacrificing judges, and Brad, well, just is here.  I'm gonna go online dating and #FeelTheBern!

This week the boys Skype the show, cause why not?  We're lazy.  Beware of the serial goat rapist!

This week the boys talk about race, the presidential election, and assholes who don't want your kids to be educated... about sex.  Michael has a great list of important black inventors when he rudely gets interrupted by Brad's racism and Eric drops a podcast altering bomb at the very end (yes that means you have to listen to the whole show).

This week the boys talk about terrible things happening all over the world; viruses, gun deaths, and idiots who think the Earth is flat.  Brad has a message for Republicans, Michael gets called out for race hate, and Eric makes a plea to the boys at Podblocked... just in case.  #Trump2016