The Intellectual Saviors

We discuss the last couple of fun-filled weeks in the Trump presidency.  You like clean air and water?  You enjoy privacy when searching porn on your computer?  Are you a fan of human rights?  Well FUCK YOU!  Trump said no more!  Also, Shaq makes me see the light about our Earth.

In this 200th edition of the greatest fucking political podcast ever, we discuss blowing your brains out on TV, being an asshole during an interview, and wrestling fuck videos.  Oh yea, and Trump embarrassed the country another half dozen times.  Only 2 months in huh?  FUCK!!!  

Step into the Champagne Room with us for about an hour, bring handy wipes.  Look, we're as beaten by Trump and his minions as much as you.  We spend half the show talking about every random thing we can... and then we go full Orange Menace.

Yes we talk Trump, but very little considering everyday it's something else with this fucking guy.  Eric breaks down a flick, shits on Youtubers, and doesn't get shot at work this week.  Michael has men in dresses on his mind, so the boys discuss being transgendered and all that implies.

Listen as we rant and rave like a couple of fucking lunatics, or the President at a press conference.  We have no topic and basically air our grievances for an hour.  Also, Eric is almost killed by some feuding hillbillys.  

It's only week fucking three of the neverending Trump presidency, and I feel as though I've already died inside.  We try to lighten the mood this week by talking about what gives us hope.  Then we play Russian roulette.  Speaking of, anyone want to co-host permanently? 

Slight audio difficulty, but enjoy it while you can before Trump shuts us down.  We discuss Trump's Supreme Court nominee, the "not a Muslim" Muslim ban, and finish with rambling nonsense.  Come on Calexit, this motherfucker is turning into the Titanic with a quickness.

Trump proves that tiny hands equal tiny crowds, while women show that size does matter.  We talk about what Trump has done during his first few days, and celebrate the show of strength by the women of the USA and around the globe.  Dark times are ahead, but we will fight back with real facts! #AlternativeFacts

This is the last show before Trump is offically sworn in as our President.  It still feels like the worst fucking nightmare ever, or a David Blaine trick gone horribly wrong.  We discuss hookers pissing on stuff and a bunch of other terrible shit.  Also, fuck the Green Bay Packers and Nintendo!

With the Trump administration just days away from taking over, Michael and Eric find Jesus.  Like Obi-Wan Kenobi, he may be our only hope, but unfortunately like Obi-Wan, he to is a fictional character.  We talk building a wall, repealing healthcare, and what living in a post-fact world will be like.  Get those anal warts checked out now!

The first show of 2017!  Big announcements... check!  Dick of the year... check!  Talking a little religion... check!  Talking a little politics... check!  Giving zero fucks... check!

Michael fills Eric in on all the happenings in Trump's America over the past couple of weeks.  After we mourn the loss of Democracy, we talk video games and movies.  Look we need a diversion, but we finish with more end of the USA talk.  Enjoy fuckers!

Happy late Thanksgiving, and fuck you if you said grace beforehand!  There's nothing to be thankful for... do you know who our goddamn President is now?  Anyway, we talk cabinet appointments, DAPL, and the best holiday gift ever.  Be sure to check out The Utterly Pointless podcast!        

WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA!?  Look, I love a good joke too, but this isn't funny anymore!  We recap the election of Donald "No Puppet" Trump as our next President of the United States.  What will happen next, and where do we go from here?  

BREAKING NEWS: America is completely fucked!  We run down this week's election chaos, and then make our final prediction on the outcome.  Hint: Start digging a bunker immediately.  Unless I wake up next Wednesday morning to Bobby Ewing in my shower (that's an 80's TV reference from the show Dallas for you kids), then I'll finally have complete proof that there is no God.

After multiple audio issues we were able to cobble this fucker together.  Eric promotes a fantastic documentary, Michael talks about the yellow menace, and then we hold hands and Thelma & Louise ourselves off a fucking cliff. 

Are you ready for the after election party?  You better bring your bulletproof vest and kevlar helmet cause shit might get real.  Yes, we spend another week talking mostly about Trump and Hillary, but remember there's only 2 weeks to go.  #Duterte2020

As Trump has a massive meltdown, doing his best to hand this election to the Democrats with a big red fucking bow on it, here comes Crooked Hillary.  Seriously, what the actual fuck?  I'll be in the shower with an SOS pad if you need me.

Yep, they had another debate and we're all over it like Trump's hand on an unassuming vagina.  So if you want to hear analysis that keeps it real unlike the bullshit on CNN then you've got it.  

We're one step closer to Idiocracy, and to prove it we allowed Boggs to join us once again.  We spend the whole show discussing the debate, aside from when Boggs was trying to derail us by shitting on the Black Lives Matter movement.  I can't wait for that Kaine/Pence debate... who's with me?

A week late, but fuck it cause we do what we want.  We don't really do anything different aside from bringing back something very special from the past...  This motherfucker may be on life-support, but we weren't going out without patting ourselves on the back for making it another year.

On this leg of Brad's world tour of mass destruction, he takes on Eric in an MMA cage match.  Then we briefly talk about why you shouldn't visit the Philippines, and whose death did Michael celebrate this week.   Good luck getting through this one.

Listen this week as Michael and Brad argue over music.  Then Michael and Brad argue about political correctness.  Then find out if Brad just said "fuck it all" and quit the show.  Peace out to the Tragically Hip... even if they're no Coheed and Cambria!

Thank sweet baby Jesus that the Olympics are finally over!  Now if we can just get through this fucking election without anymore staffers being murdered... This week we bring back an actual segment, Brad talks sports, and are you ready for the October surprise?  Also, why is everything gay according to Brad?

It's another fun-time show after another week off, mostly because Brad is a cunt.  We discuss all the Olympic events that we haven't cared to actually watch, while shitting on Rio.  Then we praise the great Trump, and then talk about immortality and incest.  Suck it!