The Horror Virgin

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What’s your favorite scary movie? Are you a fanatic or a fraidy-cat? Either way, we’ve got you covered. Each week, horror fan Paige will take Horror Virgin Todd through the encyclopedia of horror one movie at a time. We’ll discuss classics as well as fan favorites, with the occasional new release thrown in for good measure. Mikey will make inappropriate jokes and Todd will scream like a little girl at every jump scare. It’s hilarious. Prepare yourself for spoilers, tangents, and lots of irreverent fun. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram at @HorrorVirgin

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153 - The Endless 15.03.2021 2:02:38

"What if you could live forever... AT SUMMER CAMP. LANYARDS, ARCHERY, NATURE WALKS, FOREVERRRRR" Spoiler alert... Todd actually liked this one.  And they didn't buy him off.  They didn't have the budget for it. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privac...

152 - The Lodge 08.03.2021 1:39:26

"If you thought the dad from home alone was bad. Check this out." Join the gang while we hold up in a cabin (or Lodge if you will) and discuss why these kids got exactly what they deserved.  Missed medication and Gaslighting doesn't mix kids... Let that be a lesson for ya. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram See Privacy...

151 - Oculus 01.03.2021 1:46:09

"Who would have thought the evil as fuck looking mirror is haunted" in this episode, the gang digs into some early Flanagan. But after watching this movie it's clear that he has some explaining to do. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://...

150 - The Amityville Horror (2005) 22.02.2021 1:58:29

"The only demon possessing me is the thirst for Ryan Reynolds" Join the gang (with special guests Jon and Kim from Nightmare on Film Street) while we figure out just how many abs Ryan Reynolds has, exactly how the Lutz family could afford to buy that house in the first place, and see if we can Ketchum all.  Enjoy! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirg...

149 - Ringu 15.02.2021 1:47:59

"The most notorious girl in a well since baby Jessica" In this episode, the gang and Special Guest Chris Demarais drive into the mysterious urban legend killing local teens in Japan.  Will they save Sadako in time to save Paige or will she just copy the tape and show it to the rest of them to save herself. Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our c...

148 - The Fog 08.02.2021 1:42:10

"Easily the  least fun pirate movie ever" Ever wish that John Carpenter designed the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland?  Thanks to this movie you don't have to.  Sit back, relax and enjoy the gangs take on this insane movie Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVir...

147 - Hell House LLC 01.02.2021 1:41:09

"Hope our liability insurance is up to date" Join us while we fix up a haunted hotel, set it up as a haunted house, and do our best not to burn it down as we tackle this low budget scarefest.   Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Inst...

146 - Signs 25.01.2021 1:52:43

“Paige hasn’t been to space, so it’s hard for her to reconcile the plot holes in this movie and empathize with the idea of an alien invasion.” Join us while we break down crop circles and faith all while looking for our Tin Foil Hats.  Long live Flark Cameron! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patr...

145 - The Terminator 18.01.2021 2:05:42

"COME WITH US IF YOU WANT TO POD" In the Year of Darkness, 2021, the rulers of this planet devised the ultimate plan. They would reshape the Future by changing the Pod. The plan required Podcast hosts that felt no pity. No pain. No fear. Something unstoppable. They created 'THE PODINATOR' Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. Help Support...

144 - Sunshine 11.01.2021 1:24:17

"A movie so hot Chris Evans isn't the main character" Join us while we set out to ignite a podcast inside another podcast all while aboard the most ironically named spaceship ever.  Will we make it in time to save the world from a podcastless future? Will will be able to make it back alive?  Which one of us will turn on the others and single-handedly ruin EVERYTHING?  Find out in th...

143 - The Invisible Man 04.01.2021 1:49:32

"Never trust someone who wants to be invisible" Join us as we question why Elizabeth Moss thinks a ladder and college tuition are equal gifts, why James should have known better, and why Adrian is literally the worst. Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Fa...

142 - Dark Was The Night 28.12.2020 1:48:02

"It's amazing to see how one kiddy pool can destroy a whole town"  Join us while we venture into the woods to overcome grief, save a marriage, and eventually die off screen at the end.   Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instag...

141 - Let The Right One In 21.12.2020 1:41:00

"Swedish School for Murderous Children sees record number of deaths." Join us while we break down the Saga of one Vampire teaching those around them who they really are.  All while trading in a familiar for a newer model, and learning that the only thing that is truly immortal is bullying. Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. Help Su...

140 - Gremlins 2 14.12.2020 1:39:12

"What happens when a bunch of Hollywood Executives get together and do cocaine in a room full of toys... Gremlins 2" Hulk Hogan is our least favorite part of this movie... AND WE LOVE HULK HOGAN! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagr...

139 - Better Watch Out 07.12.2020 1:33:48

"12-year old pulls off an elaborate plot to sexually assault babysitter" Please join us while we break down exactly how Mikey would MURDER Luke as we dive into the insane (Chrismas?) horror movie. Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instag...

138 - The Thing (2011) 30.11.2020 1:45:41

"It’s a dog, it’s a helicopter, it’s... basically the same as the original but not as good." Not-Ripley and Not-MacReady battle a Thing from outer space. It could be anyone, it could be anything, it’s definitely that dog at the end. Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @H...

137 - The Craft 23.11.2020 1:42:38

"Unsupervised Teens Commit Murder" This gritty Harry Potter prequel teaches us to never be mean to girls who own fishnets and trench coats. We’re not entirely sure but the Left Hand Path might be Shoplifting. Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Tw...

136 - Midsommar 16.11.2020 2:09:59

“Not approved by the Swedish Tourism Board” The movie where a pagan cult burns a Christian alive. No not Wicker Man, the other one. No not the Nicholas Cage Wicker Man either, the OTHER one. Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Se...

135 - Friday the 13th Part 5 13.11.2020 1:30:54

"You loved all the previous  Jason movies, try one without Jason" Welcome to the worst run mental health facility in the world.  Padded walls? nah...  how about easily accessible axes.   Qualified health care providers? No... How about letting the kids bang on the neighbor's yards.  Jason? How about Roy in a knock off mask? Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horro...

134 - Planet Terror 09.11.2020 1:51:46

“I’m gonna eat your brains and gain your podcast" Today we are diving deep into the grindhouse inspired Planet Terror. Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Not...

133 - A Tale of Two Sisters 02.11.2020 1:35:58

"John Mayer's Cautionary tale come to life" Fathers be good to your daughters Daughters will straight up haunt you Girls hate stepmothers  who murder there mothers So stepmothers be good to your stepdaughters too... Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin:...

132 - Paranormal Activity 3 26.10.2020 1:41:35

"In a wicked twist, it's the babysitter that gets blown" A Young podcast is transported to the past, where we must help Toby convince Kristi to get to grandmas house before they find their parents’ sex tape and are haunted forever Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @Hor...

131 - Insidious: Chapter 2 19.10.2020 2:00:16

"Patrick Wilson ghosts family and has regrets" Join us while we dive back into The Further to see if we can solve a serial killer cold case, play ghost Yahtzee with Carl, all while Patrick literally gets away with murdering Elise. Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @Hor...

130 - Nightmare On Elm Steet 2: Freddy's Revenge 12.10.2020 1:41:48

"The Freddyman Cometh" Jesseeeee AAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAA FIGHTER OF THE FREDDY, AAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAA You’re a master of Sweating and Exploding Birds for everyone! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com...

129 - Evil Dead 2 05.10.2020 1:32:12

"Ashley "Ash" Williams missing.  Last seen destroying a cabin with ripped clothes and a chainsaw for a hand.  Considered one-armed and dangerous" Join us while we post up at an abandoned cabin, play piano, read an old creepy book, and fight the Deadites as we take a deep hilarious dive into Evil Dead 2.   Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people disco...