The Hoppy Boys

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The boys and the guy that always sends in stupid emails review......water. 

PART 2 PART 2 PART 2!!! Brian and Brendan are clearly running out of friends as they have on another returning guest, Richard Henderson, to decide the second finalist in this Malt Madness Tournament. They do their best to stay on the topic at hand, but naturally diverge into other hot topics. Once done babbling about how scabby and full of rashes Brendan used to get in his friends shag-basement, t...

The long overhyped Malt Madness tournament is finally here! First member of the three timers club, Matt Geoghegan, helps the Hoppy Boys navigate their way through a March Madness style bracket of Anheuser-Busch  beers. The trio is presented with the tall task of selecting a finals representative from 8 different beers. The episode is so long that Clyde finally does not call. 

The call (from no one) to review craft beers has been heard! Brewery Reviewery - Oyster Bay Brewing edition!! The Hoppy Boys first edition in a new line of episodes where they review local craft breweries. For the special occasion, they needed a special guest. Lindenhurst alum, Pete Truszkowski (of @NYIslesNation fame) got the call. Within their deep dive into the Oyster Bay Brewing catalog, Pete...

Long time favorite John comes on to talk about a beer he has never drank before in his life. Despite the unfamiliarity with the beer of the week, John brings much general beer talk to the table with his relative knowledge of the craft beer scene. Being an old friend of Brian's, stories of their youth lead the boys to chats about four loco and licking burning hookah coal. Later, frequent drunk...

The Hoppy Boys kick off the new year with a classic cold one, Miller Lite. Joining them to review this heavyweight of lite beers is friend/lover Darian (Dairy Queen) Hugo! Darian comes on for some beer babble, and tells the tale of how her and Brian's love is rooted in shotgunning Miller's. Brian then makes everyone tell their funniest car accident story. Later, Brian and Brendan answer...

The Hoppy Boys are giving their listeners a last minute gift this year with their HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR!!! Sitting by their yule logs and wrapped in festive red robes, Brian and Brendan spend some quality time sipping some holiday themed no-no juice. Although early on it seems the show will be taken over by a long Avatar: The Last Airbender tangent, the pair brings it back to the beer and cheer that...

The Hoppy Boys dive into independently owned brewery Sierra Nevada with BIG fan of the show, Nick Hiser. Struggling to competently host a very low quality program, Brian and Brendan continue their idiotic interviewing styles. Between Brendan misunderstanding the meaning of "decapitate," and Brian brutally whiffing on his segue attempts, it is surprising Nick stays to chat with them. Nick...

MILESTONE ALERT!!!! Your favorite podcast duo has finally reached the  double digit episode landmark every podcaster dreams of. In their tenth  ep, fan favorite Matt Geoghegan returns with newcomer Jessie Mchugh. The  foursome talk about their introduction to the cider world while RARELY  deviating from the topic at hand. After final thoughts, the episode is  taken over by...

When Co-host Brian ruined the episode by buying the wrong beer, The Hoppy Boys and guest/fanboy Derek pivoted their attention to (extremely unpopular) beer/seltzer hybrid, Leinenkugel Spritzen. While discussing the three flavors in the variety pack, pressing topics like lettuce and Susan B. Anthony truly steal the show. Finally, we dig DEEP into the mailbag before questionable alcoholic, Clyde, ca...

The moment you've all been waiting for...MIX A SIX PART 2!!! After the critics raved in a (very real) recent Rolling Stone article, fans began begging for the sequel to the Hoppy Boys most boring episode. In their return to reviewing "good" beer, Brian and Brendan dive deep on beer and only beer. There are no tangents in this extremely focused and professional craft beer discussion....

This week on the Hoppy Boys, Chris Neary joins to discuss Bud Light Platinum. College drinking stories bring the ‘boys on tangents about near death experiences, G.O.A.T.’s, and goats. After way too many Nickelodeon references, they introduce a new segment, “God Is a Bottom.”

In a GRAND return from their podcasting hiatus, The Hoppy Boys are back with a (self proclaimed) highly anticipated special episode. Too lazy to book a guest, the boys decide to just talk to each other over a mixed bag of local beers. They dive deep on all of today’s hot topics including 711 taquitos, Billy Joel, and I Am Legend. They also review the beers they drink.

College suite-mate, Derek Hawkins, joins the pod for a Rolling Rock nostalgia trip. The boys shame cargo shorts and high socks, while wondering why the band Hanson (MMMBop) is playing local restaurant gigs. After Derek and The Hoppy Boys review the pony-beer, the crew plans a Burger King related piece of bonus content. Light mailbag week thanks to a rapidly dwindling fan-base. Tommy's voice c...

Only fan of the show, Gina (microwave) Dorso joins the Hoppy Boys to discuss Dutch import, Heineken. Gina talks about her Wonka-esque tour of the Heineken factory, and tells the story of her first blackout as Brendan consistently interrupts her. Later, Diddy Kong shows up to complain about his problems with Dixie Kong. With a packed mailbag this week, the Clyde-family canon expands. 

In their first bonus episode, The Hoppy Boys have an in depth, one on one interview, in the form of a 60 minute power hour. The boys get boozy during this "hoppy" hour, while asking each other nothing but questions of pure intellect. Later, Brian talks about how his favorite word for poop is "caca."

The 'Boys are back to chat with former college roomate, Richie, about their freshman year ventures into the "Rita-verse." The trio discuss pee strategies, reminisce their first kisses, and talk about how Lime-A-Rita is the George Washington of Hard Seltzers! Fan/enemy of the show, Clyde, returns.

Long time friend Matt Geoghegan join "Chosts" Brendan and Brian to discuss their many ventures with Natural Light. The boys go over first-time drinking stories, re-hash local amusement park travesties, and question God's sexuality. Later on, first fan of the show Clyde, leaves a message for the mailbag. pee break song - Music Eyesplit by Shane Ivers - httpswww.silvermansound.com