The Honk Zone

Welcome to a special episode where we invite a special guest, our special friend! Cringe with us as our local mechanic overhears our shitty dream interpretations! And let’s review some games, such as Shadow the hEdgehog, and Magic the Gathering of Ennuendos. 

In this episode we discuss the amount of underwear littering New Hampshire (a lot, but only for a little while?), as well as NYC “dumpster” diving, The Witcher (again) and its many good and bad qualities, and more bad Kobo books! Are YOU hockey royalty?

Do you shit normally? How much soap do you keep in your bedroom? Would you buy 13 pounds of tile trackers for $1? Ponder these questions and so much more on this episode of: The Honk Zone!

Gay Hitler was a lovely man… that's the American, Gay Hitler, of Ohio. Hey, are you ready for more postcards talk? Also: work and roommate drama, Minecraft happenings, and getting censored by the government.

Put an Autistic in front of stamps and watch the magic happen. In this episode: weird and expensive hobbies (except Minecraft), what’s the strangest town name you know?, and Missy spends approximately forever evaluating cool vintage stamps

When you were a child did you ever want to be a mermaid? Did you ever want hyper-realistic gills too, and to be able to melt a man into water with your MIND? Listen in as we discuss “Scales: Mermaids are Real.” Also in this episode: piloting a dragon from the Inside, piloting a dragon from the Outside, why applying for jobs sucks, and mushroom postcards. Bonus: Victorian New Hampshire gardens turn...

Did you know that the pope received his very own anime robe from Japan? Wow! Did you know that people are putting Autism on horses? Cool! But how are these two things related? ... We talk about them on the Honk Zone podcast! Also: let’s talk about Missy’s and Mr. E’s really cool trip to New Hampshire. With attractions such as presidential easter eggs, baad burgers, and more, what’s not to love?

Wow do we have a media review cornucopia for yall today! Today's picks range from the dreams we had during fevers? Ok sure. To "VELOCIPASTOR" and "Zapped in the Zinnias", come laugh with us and at us, on The Honk Zone Podcast.

Combat encounter! Greenscreen Cybertrucks, Liquid Flavours, and Imminent Fashion! And don’t miss the smackdown of the month, Missy versus Employee! She also loses her battle against storage space, RIP her audio. Enjoy the Mr. E special? Doop is also there but too busy playing with her hair. But we got her back with the doggo (and bug) of the day.

Join us ask we ask once again: What was that skrunkle noise? We also discuss some kickass ancient tattoos, less kickass bad tattoos, and the least kickass: Job woes. At least we have a video game to tide us over in "Project Atom RPG".

So my roommate wants me to put What, Where? Join us as we spill some tea, not down the drain though, but all over America as we discuss why we hate Boston but love Utah. There's also legendary bar fights and legendary Teddy Roosevelt Adventures, maybe at the same time. Maybe. Only on The Honk Zone Podcast.

Sometimes you just have to bring the rizz, work the winks, and look for love in OldSchool RuneScape, even though it's not That kind of game. Join our veritable feast of "bad media," including: "Cloud Atlas," "Jupiter Ascending," "Moonfall," "Starship Troopers," as well as our latest wishlist picks from the Kobo Bookstore.

OK but what if the great war was all girls and then they kiss? And what if old people were cool, I guess? Join us as we explore the best games the world (and sales) have to offer, such as mushroom hunting simulator (and in real life), Old School RuneScape, and Mabinogi MMORPG.

Ever wanted to send My Little Ponies to war? Well now you can! In this episode: Equestria at War videogame, the infamous My Little Pony '86, Nintendo WWII propaganda, and... "Bear With Me."

Have you ever wanted to kiss a chair three (3) separate times? Well Suzume has. Watch a terrible anime today! Settle in as we discuss: greasy subways, perfectly-placed Listerine, and other NYC adventures; nuclear missles; and a really weird anime by the name of Suzume.

Apparently you can just talk to people, who knew! In this episode Mystery and Missy talk about friends they made on public transportation and Doop discusses her rivalry with the Cone. Other topics include: Destiny and its assorted shapes, the greatest book wishlist ever, and who's the littlest fella anyway?

Who is Mora and why is she on WHO's cell phone? Should we all have virtual anime girls nudging us when we play video games too long? Maybe! On this episode we discuss: NYC's greasy (?) subway system, what is a worksona, and who is Mora anyway???

Don't you want to know who our Doggo of the Day is? I'll give you a hint: he's the pup in the picture! In this episode: the legalities of New York catnapping, DnD: the Bible edition, and what is "quality TV" and why is it 2024's Irish Wish?

Why does this mushroom stink so bad? Let's find out! This episode's got everything: youtube drama and hot noodles, desert mushrooms and The Stinkerrrrr. Oh, and middling YA novels? We talk about those too. Join in!

Why are the housewives so desperate? What are they desperate for? Find out on this episode of: The Honk Zone! Other discussions include: hypothetical rat situations, fish CPR, and a look inside the terror that is Brother Bear: The Video Game!

Is asking for someone's birth certificate illegal? I'm just asking for a friend. It's the Honk Zone episode 10! Woo! Milestone! Listen in as we discuss: Dungeons and Dragons hijinks, the horrors of bugs, Catwoman: redux, and rare seeds.

Has your phone exploded lately? Well one of ours might. Listen in as we discuss: weird phones and what a spicy pillow is, various peanut butter encounters (mushrooms and sleepwalking), and how to work with Old People.

What's this about the Cock business? Also: brace yourselves for the return of Dr. Oggz and his horrible video game! Oh Frogger, you disappointment. Prepare as we discuss: various buses, pearl/pink oyster mushrooms, Frogger: The Great Quest (again), and the paper mill industry!

Ah Christmas time, where we all got junk! Did you get a Temu gift this year or were we just lucky goslings? Anyway, I hope you like Frogger, the Great Quest! Settle in for a rowdy discussion of: computer woes, Frogger, Christmas fails, year goals, Native American medicine, and the history of the boy scouts.

Ah yes, another classic Honk Zone where the guy rambles about some half-remembered thing. This time? its cult classic hit Deadly Premonition, one of the most incredible works of art ever put to computer screen! Watch in horror as we discuss: cold feet, the San Francisco crap map, Deadly Premonition and its associated sandwich, and the origin of "I've got a cracker in my pocket!"